Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Menelaus

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    Waze is lying to me!! - my wife after missing a turn on the way back to NYC a few weeks ago.

    Waze also found us a nice gas station in Queens for her to breast feed our newborn. Added an hour to our trip home but hey!
     
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  2. Ty Webb

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    Was a very scary day when my (then) girlfriend figured out that her stylist also cut my previous girlfriend's hair. Things ended about a month later - I've always wondered what was shared.
     
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  3. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea that's a death sentence if the ex had the same stylist.
     
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  4. colonel_forbin

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    Completely separate accounts, with me paying for the house and her car (both in my name). But she pays her student loans which is basically a second mortgage and contributes to her 401k, so it's a wash with near equal spending money after that.

    But we've also only been married a year so it's largely a product of just not getting around to it.
     
  5. SpartanGA

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    just bigger budgets and purchases.
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    N: Nurture dependence. Make her depend on you for rides!
     
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  7. jbr

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    My wife has spent $800 on groceries for thanksgiving. There are 7 of us here. We could probably feed 25 people.
     
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  8. Dump

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    congrats on your meals for the next week or so
     
  9. SpartanGA

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    Let her know how you feel.

    report back
     
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  10. jbr

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    Not much to it
     
  11. SpartanGA

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  12. jbr

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    Spa
     
  13. ned's head

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    Wouldn't be having that stress or even the conversation if you had separate accounts :twocents:
     
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  14. ned's head

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    My wife is looking at some lighting. Our house is old and doesn't have neutral wiring, so I told her to stay away from anything with smart features. She asked if that meant lights that turned on by clapping

    :loldog:
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Need to respond by saying clapping them cheeks
     
  16. Rabid

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    We have a joint bank account. My wife has no idea what her PIN is which works for us.
     
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  17. NineteenNine

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    Wife books a tee time for 12:10 this morning. I tell her I want to leave the house by 11:10. She’s just now getting dressed.

    :blowup:
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    I don’t think you are going to make it.
     
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  19. NineteenNine

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    What will happen is we’ll get there in time to just barely stretch, she’ll play like shit and cry about it. I’ve seen this movie.
     
  20. Ralph

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    Pacific timezone? :idk:
    Mountain timezone? :ohdear:
    Central timezone? :ohshit:
    Eastern timezone? :killme:
     
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  21. IHHH

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    and you will have to retrieve every balls…even your own
     
  22. IHHH

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    That last comment has a double sense if you did not catch it. But I meant it in the purest way
     
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  23. NineteenNine

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    Spoiler alert: itshappening.gif
     
  24. NineteenNine

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    Mountain Standard.
     
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  25. ned's head

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    Feels like the only way to right the ship now is to make a good ball washing joke at the next station
     
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  26. jbr

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    My wife’s snickerdoodle candy cane gingerbread body scrub is so filled with sugar that our shower now has an ant infestation. Nothing a terro trap won’t fix in 48 hours, but stupid shit nonetheless.
     
  27. ned's head

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    Nothing like cleaning your body with sugar
     
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