Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. tylerdolphin

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    I love a drink as much as anyone but if I found myself having violent impulses like that while drinking I think it would be time to seriously consider stopping.

    Probably should suggest that to the wife if you're staying. You shouldn't stay though.
     
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  2. Daddy Rabbit

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    He said he was getting a safe for the gun
     
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  3. gus_chiggins

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    Spare no expense
     
  4. Tobias

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    a) i’ll believe he’s serious about gun security when i see it
    b) ignoring the wife’s behavior, i don’t think someone who pulled a gun on a delivery driver for perceived petty theft should own a gun either
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Wife is now work from home for I don’t know how long. I’ve always wfh but her office is now closed because of Covid and no plans to reopen yet. Could prob post in the annoying coworkers thread but she treats company wide “meetings” like they’re personal. She takes notes during them
     
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  6. Dump

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    when did she pull a gun on a delivery driver?
     
  7. Eathan Edwards

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    I think Hoss did - but I don't remember this one if anyone has a quick recap.
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    You guys have to get inside the mind of Mrs Hoss. Hoss was willing to pull a gun on a delivery driver who took his package but wouldn’t pull a gun when it was her pizza. He should have stuck up for her but either way, someone was having a gun pulled on them.
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    Hoss Bonaventure - not talking shit, I hope you get the necessary adjustments made and don't claim to know anyone else's family/relationships.

    But am I understanding correctly that your wife still has a gun and you are unaware of where it is? If so, that seems like step one to resolve.
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No I know where it is now. It’s in my closet.
     
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    This wasn't exactly a confidence builder buddy. I wish you the best sincerely but it should be a booze/gun free home unless everything is heavily resolved. just my 2 cents

    or just gtfo out for an interim period depending on how much you want to maintain the relationship with the wife.
     
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  12. electronic

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    Wasn’t he kind of a conservative ultra religious asshole?
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    On a scale of 1-10 how much are you trying to trigger soulfly - haha

    Should double down and throw out a Chaplin insult.
     
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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Shit, we both stuck at home now. I know where it’s at now though. I mentioned it but it’s her gun. I didn’t know she still had it or just blindly assumed if she had it was in her closet. She had a .22 pistol that she gave back to her dad and I didn’t know what she did with the .38 he gave her. I kinda assumed it was in her closet or she gave it back as well. I wasn’t sure though and never looked for it. We moved since the whole delivery driver if that makes sense. The last time I saw it would have been in our old place.
     
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  15. electronic

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    I say this with zero humor/trolling/joking: I think your circumstance is unacceptable for you and your child, and I believe that both of you will be harmed physically and/or mentally unless you and your wife make significant changes.

    Pulling a gun on a spouse in a home with a child is so beyond the magnitude of “we’ll work on it,” that I question your mental state if you believe significant changes aren’t needed.
     
  16. CF3234

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    this. All of this.
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    Don't forget he has also already been stabbed by her so not exactly a hollow threat.
     
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  18. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I think you guys care more than Hoss does
     
  19. Homo Erectus

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    Are you a professional grease catcher?
     
  20. TC

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    Let's just not take the Hoss Bonaventure stuff seriously and move on. I will choose to believe he's bullshitting somewhat
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    I mean he posted a picture of a stabbing wound - I'm erring on the side of caution here.
     
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  22. Homo Erectus

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    If what happened is true then Hoss doesn't care enough to pull the trigger on the changes that are needed.

    Either way we're not going to make a difference if getting stabbed isn't a deterrent.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    That's precisely the problem.
     
  24. OZ2

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    good, because even Faux Beau thinks this is nuts.

     
  25. Willpépé

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    That’s big of you but based on my metrics we still have two more pages of opinions to read. Hang in there.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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  27. Baron

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    If you are so worried about the overall safety of your child (which we hear all day in the Covid thread), why the fuck are you still with a wife who has pulled a gun on you multiple times?
     
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  29. Tobias

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    I hope you fucking die bart harley jarvis!
     
  30. Homo Erectus

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  31. Baron

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    Scrolling social media and….

     
  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nobody gives a fuck what anti-vax Carolina bog trash has to say.
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My wife didn’t stab me.
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    I literally thought she stabbed you with a steak knife - apologies if that is inaccurate.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No that was a girl I dated in hs. Not my wife. She would have been in elementary school when I was in hs.
     
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  36. tylerdolphin

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    No but she did try to poison him and brandished a knife while he was locked in a room
     
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  37. Tobias

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    just to set the record here...i am anti vax because i don't have a meltdown about eating outside as a fully boosted and vaxxed guy all while thinking pulling guns on people is normal stuff?

    shut the fuck up man you've lost the plot
     
  38. AubCabs

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    Anti vax…?
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah. Doesn’t think Covid is a big deal and that vaccines are pointless.
     
  40. AubCabs

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    Cite?
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    imagine not having tobias on ignore
     
  42. Baron

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    ^^^^doesn't think having your wife point a loaded gun at your head over cold pizza is a big deal
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    Gotta be honest buddy there is a trend appearing here. gtfo, stay single and take care of your kid
     
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  44. Baron

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    Tbh your accent chair problem seems to be quite minuscule at this point in the thread lol
     
  45. Menelaus

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    What the hell is going on in here? We have a guy more concerned about COVID affecting his child than his wife literally pointing a gun at his head? Get the fuck out of your house man.
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    100%, mine is a ridiculous premise and mild annoyance - but barring catastrophe will not be life threatening.
     
  47. One Two

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    Hey guys I don’t think arguing with someone not immediately concerned about his wife angrily pointing a loaded gun at him that he should be concerned about his wife angrily pointing a loaded gun at him is going to change his opinion. If he gets murdered and his kid gets put in foster care is entirely his business. Let’s get back to our regularly scheduled programming. Can someone’s wife spend $20,000 on chairs again?
     
  48. brolift

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    Every marriage is different. Stop projecting y’all’s deep fear of being murdered by your wives. Hilljacks don’t murder they maim.
     
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  49. Eathan Edwards

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    It's the gift that keeps on giving - if anyone wants to pick up cardboard in WEHO anytime soon or maybe just steal a chair or two upon delivery, LFG
     
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  50. Tobias

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    lol gonna need to see some citation on that. or you can just keep lashing out that’s fine too