Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Girls trip (wife's friends staying at our place) was about as much of a blast as expected.

    Nothing like having 3 girls come stay in an unfinished condo that are on vacation while you have to be up at 5am every day.

    And again - they are all off limits so no fun factor on my end unless you just really like paying for Ubers.

    I should have just paid for the damn hotels.
     
  2. Lip

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    This is my personal hell. I would never in any circumstance just agree to go wherever my significant other decided we should go on my weekends.
     
  3. Lip

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    True. I’ve seen some weighty dildos in my day.
     
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  4. Lip

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    I know all of these feels so well. The disorganized purse with the random credit card placement drives me insane.
     
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  5. Lip

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    Pics?
     
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  6. LetItSoak

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    That's not what managing a calendar means
     
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  7. Lip

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    It can and I have friends in a similar boat. How does your situation work?
     
  8. LetItSoak

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    Me: Bill Burr is at The Fox June 17th
    Her: Awesome I'll get tickets
    [3 months later]
    Me: Do we have plans Saturday, Rob is putting together a poker game
    Her: yea we've got Bill Burr, remember?
    Me: that's right, I'll let him know I can't make it
     
  9. Lip

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    Ah - got it. Yes, that’s different. My one friend essentially gets handed an itinerary and to do list every weekend.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    So your wife is your secretary
     
  11. LetItSoak

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    To the extent that I'm her accountant I suppose
     
  12. Imurhuckleberry

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    This is where we're trying to get to as well.

    :beerchug:
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    A shared google calendar is a game changer imo
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    We tried that, but *one of us* doesn't like google.
     
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  15. Born Again Lefty

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    Apple allows you to share Calendars and Notes.

    That was a game changer in regards to both scheduling and maintaining grocery lists.
     
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  16. One Two

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    Why don’t you like Google?
     
  17. Eathan Edwards

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    I have to be honest - very confident this would result in more arguments than avoided arguments unless we're just talking about birthdays and stuff and non-work.

    #TeamWhiteboard
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    Wasn't sure where else to ask this that would be relevant:

    How much do you weigh in on your wife's wardrobe?

    Multi-fold question:

    1. Critique something that you just think looks bad.
    2. Something that is over the top revealing.

    And which of the two creates more of an argument?

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  19. Lip

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    I don’t think most of these dudes have issues with their wives’ Snuggies being too revealing.
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    I don't know about you guys, but I constantly worry about my wife wearing outfits like that. Like, totally, all the time.
     
  21. IHHH

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    Something too revealing definitely creates the most friction
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    That wasn't an exact example with the see-through, but that is a huge fashion trend now with the thong onesie and pants.

    It was the most representative photo that came up upon quick research.
     
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  23. IHHH

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    i thought it was a joke, it looks horrible but just stay out of it.
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    This is kinda the norm:

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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Nah it's a thing - better believe it's coming to a city near you like the rest of our absurd trends.
     
  26. Degausser

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    If she's hot enough to look good in that :idk:
     
  27. IHHH

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    yeah, that is better. I would not say anything honestly. The only way you comment on this is if she tries the black pants and ask you if you like them better than the blue ones.
     
  28. Tobias

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    eathan pretending he has an actual point or question but it’s actually just a thinly veiled way for him to brag like a high schooler about his sex life

    never seen this move before folks
     
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  29. Tobias

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    guys how annoying is it when your wife wants to cook a 5 star dinner for you and blow you every day. ugh women amirite?!?
     
  30. IHHH

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    jealousy is a bad emotion to keep inside, I applaud you for letting it out
     
  31. Lip

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    this post should have started with fellas*
     
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  32. Tobias

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    i meant to start with “folks”. you’re right that’s on me
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

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    It was an actual question - was the initial photo an extreme? For sure.

    Was the general question a point of interest for me to hear other points of view about what they encounter in their lives - yes.

    No one has to respond - if they give a shit they can, if they don't care about the dialogue then they don't have to.
     
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  34. Clown Baby

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    This is actually how I dress. Not sure how my wife feels about it.
     
  35. Tobias

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    you look good in it bb
     
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  36. Clown Baby

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  37. Tobias

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    whale tail boyz
     
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  38. ned's head

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    I wish I had time to worry about what my wife wears. Every waking moment is dedicated to fending her off from trying to suck my dick
     
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  39. IHHH

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  40. El Tiburon

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    I've been married long enough to not really care. Just don't be embarrassing.
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Same energy

     
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  42. ned's head

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    Good news is that I've got one hell of a streak going
     
  43. Capstone 88

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    1) I’ll tell her if something doesn’t look good together. It goes over fine.
    2) She has a handful of those bodysuits. Doesn’t bother me
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    Capstone 88 is being coy. He’s actually dating Majorie Taylor Greene
     
  45. Eathan Edwards

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    And to think - people thought Righter.com would never catch on..



    JK Capstone 88 I have zero idea about any of your political opinions.
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    He used to be a pretty chill guy but he’s been radicalized by crossfit and to a lesser extent MTG
     
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  47. HoosDaMan

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    Your balls must hurt hanging out the sides like that.
     
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  48. El Tiburon

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    Not dating. Just getting pegged.
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    Constantly but it’s worth it
     
  50. Eathan Edwards

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    Gotta give the crowd what they want
     
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