Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

So I would have gotten it right? Fuck yea.

 

the pool workers in Arkansas rn

 

RIP. What brand?

 

And tea towels for a flex to impress her friends

 

I would imagine pretty well. Those above ground spa packs are all fiberglass and plastic.

 

It's now an art installation

 

Yeah, she owes you many of those for this move.

 

The plumbing can be fixed theoretically. The big question is the shell. Was it completely empty, not empty at all? If the shell cracked; that would be my concern.

 

I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ON MY OWN

 

Problem #1 I’m spending the weekend with you and devine

 

If it was drained but not drained enough to freeze, you might as well put that bitch on Craigslist as free and "worked last time we used it"

 

Can’t drown them in the hot tub

 

That's what Craigslist is for
People will gladly come get it if it's free

 

Bert getting trolled by Ken M would cause the board to collapse on to itself

 

And one to lay the crumpet pinchers on, sheesh we aren’t plebs over here in Arkansas!

 

Oh, dear. So, golf? I don't have an opinion one way or the other, but she does.

Curious how this goes

 

Plan b is 40$. Between Devine and blind dog, you can probably scrape enough together to get a new filter. Just say it was leaves

 

Came home from work - I know my wife is at work so the person brushing their teeth in the bathroom must just be a rogue individual I guess.

Literally have no idea who this person is in the house.

 

Did you text the wife or will you be taking your chances?

 

like I said in USMNT thread it’s pretty amazing that we decided to go play a game outdoors in Canada & decide a few days later to come back to the United States and play it farther north.

 

It's a random girl that I have never met before that MLS told she could stay here for 3 days.

I don't care about much but a heads up would have been fantastic here.

 

Let’s plant some Tempranillo fam!

 

Ask for her thoughts on live art sex at dinner parties

 

Obviously that was my opening line.

But seriously I assumed she had gotten a maid and not told me about it. Seems a little early to give someone keys but......

 

We have yet to speak to each other and I've been home for like 40 mins.

 

Just silently make eye contact with her, point to her then point down at your crotch. It’s the universal language of love.

 

I can control the video and audio in her room so may have to throw on something ridiculous to at least get her to acknowledge she's here.

 

Play a sex tape if you have one

 

I’m giving you one (1) demerit Eathan for posting Eric Prydz instead of Steve Winwood (video is still steamy though)

 

I explicitly said video and audio.

If Steve Winwood wants to knock out something similar - I am ready to watch.

 

nm

 

Same chick - old photo

 

Women fall in love so fast with other women. Like did you not just meet last night?

 

Buddy - don't TMB mobile - lesson learned.

 

Not like you haven't already seen my dick on my Only Fans

 

Did I miss dong

 

Yep - it was at least spoilered this time.