Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Cooler

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    Had something similar this morning. We did farmers market yesterday and a garden festival plus ate lunch with her friends, but since it was yesterday it looks like that didn’t really count for today. Got her some other stuff too, but didn’t really matter I guess.
     
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  2. NineteenNine

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    As someone that doesn’t have children, so take this for what it’s worth, but I think it’s weird for the husband to do anything for the wife for Mother’s Day. It ain’t his mother. :crossedarms: (Unless it is, which…ok)
     
  3. El Tiburon

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    Your opening salvo sort of proves the invalidity of your point.
     
  4. NineteenNine

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    I don’t disagree and I generally hate all holidays.
     
  5. b0ne5

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    This is a bad take.
     
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  6. dump

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    Just wait until you push a really big kidney stone out of your dick that your wife gave you 9 months ago and then maybe we’ll talk on Father’s Day
     
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  7. seanofthedead86

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    I don't have kids. This is a bad take.
     
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  8. NineteenNine

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    Mother’s Day is silly. Father’s Day is silly. Etc etc. I think all that shit is dumb. :crossedarms:
     
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  9. b0ne5

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    This is such a juvenile take. Are you 21?
     
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  10. NineteenNine

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    I just don’t see the point. Boss’ Day. Secretary Day. Hot Dog Day. Who gives a shit?
     
  11. dump

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    How did your mother hurt you?
     
  12. a.tramp

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    Spend a day as a hot dog and get back to me!
     
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  13. NineteenNine

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    Well, she died. That kinda hurt.
     
  14. Roy

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    None of these things are like the others. wtf?

    if you have a shitty relationship with your parents okay that’s fine. Like seriously, not being passive aggressive. You don’t need to celebrate or make shorty parents feel rewarded. But if your parents did their best trying to love and support you, you can spend a fucking day loving and celebrating them. Fuck man.
     
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  15. NineteenNine

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    I actually had a great relationship with my parents, thanks though.
     
  16. dump

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  17. kinghill

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    GOOD JOB RUINING MOTHER’s DAY JBR
     
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  18. OZ2

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    I mean, we don’t say, ‘this is the woman who I came inside, who incubated my seed for 9 months, to be the vehicle and nourishment to my children’ as the saying.

    I have no problem saying ‘Columbus day fucking sucks’ but celebrating mom’s isn’t a bad thing.
     
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  19. seanofthedead86

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    On some level, every holiday is stupid, manufactured bullshit. I still sent my mom a card and called her, though.
     
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  20. Tobias

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    my wife wanted a mini pig for mother’s day so we now own a mini pig
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    Insane
     
  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Soooo they’re not really “mini” they’re just underfed until they’re sold and can end up weighing like a hundred pounds so enjoy that
     
  23. danny2430

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    Gotta love the classic, “I can’t relate to the situation whatsoever, but here is my terrible take on it anyways” move
     
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  24. Bruce Bowen

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    :choke:
     
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  25. Imurhuckleberry

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    Welp, my mom got a new phone and Covid for Mother’s Day. It’s wild, of everyone I know she’s been the most scared/careful. This was the first time she’s really been in public in two years and it was 30 minutes in a Uhaul store buying boxes and other moving stuff. Double boosted so should be more than ok but damn.
     
  26. Clown Baby

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  27. hood b. goode

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  29. El Tiburon

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    You'd think she'd already understand how disappointing this would be after so many years with your mini hog.
     
  30. Homo Erectus

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    Celebrating mother's/fathers day is fine. It's lame if wife moves the goal line and acts like a spoiled brat.
     
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  31. jbr

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    In my wife’s defense, she got home from work today and apologized for being a princess in the morning. But, yeah, I agree with your post.
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    “Did you read the manboard and realize you were in the wrong?”
     
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  33. jbr

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    I beat her into submission over text all day. I’m a joy to be married to.

    “Remember that time six hours ago when you acted like a little baby about…”
     
  34. The Milkman

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  35. HoosDaMan

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  36. Tobias

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    i don’t get it
     
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  37. kinghill

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    You have no spine.

    I get it though, you wanted a mini pig.
     
  38. Tobias

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    its pretty cute tbh
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Let’s see it!
     
  40. IHHH

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    he or she is pretty cute. I don’t like when people refer to a pet as if it were an object. He or she is a new member of your family
     
  41. Homo Erectus

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    I bet he or she will be delicious some day
     
  42. Jigga

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    Got my wife no presents from me and the kids on Mother’s Day AMA

    I bought her new floors and a completely new kitchen so I’m also broke
     
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  44. a.tramp

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    This mother’s day outing ended with wife in First Aid Station with heat-related issues and no matching t-shirts.

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  45. ned's head

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    Thread demands answers. Was she a bad guy or just a selfish teammate?

     
  46. Gambler

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    That's where she's supposed to be anyway.
     
  47. bertwing

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    It’s not the 1950’s anymore old man
     
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  48. CF3234

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    Every time I see this chart I smile and pat myself on the back for having championship level hydration.
     
  49. Gambler

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    Take a joke every now and then.
     
  50. b0ne5

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    I feel that this is a common response when called out for making a racist joke as well.