Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    mind your own business gosh!
     
  2. beerme

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  3. ned's head

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    That just sounds like a life hack to me
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    Take it to the “scheming shit that wives do and husbands allow” thread.
     
  5. beerme

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  6. a.tramp

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    Oh shit, MIL in on the scheme as well now. Goodnight sweet prince.
     
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  7. SpartanGA

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    My boss used to call his admin in the middle of the night to call his hotel front desk to request items like more pillows. It's truly unbelievable.
     
  8. Snakes

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    wrong thread
     
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  9. mal630

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    How do you guys hate lane assist? You put on cruise and don't have to drive for long stretches on the highway
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Interested if there's a reason why you put this in this thread
     
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  11. SpartanGA

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    AK47
     
  12. Snakes

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    lol my bad mean to put it in home maintenance thread!
     
  13. a.tramp

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    “On today’s episode of to catch a philanderer…”

    oh wait, there is a thread for that too.
     
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  14. CF3234

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    yea, this is 100% on you. Stupid shit you allow.
     
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  15. TimJimothy

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    I don't have lane assist on my vehicle, but I still put on cruise and don't pay attention for long stretches on the highway.

    I'm not proud of it, and it terrifies me when I snap to.
     
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  16. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Sounds very lazy. Doing it for her is dumb on your part not hers.
     
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  17. Gizmoandsooz

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    Stupid shit that people do...

    Ok i've got an example.

    There is a couple who are on the other side of the playground who bicker nearly all the time.

    The kids then bicker at their parents because they are sick of the arguing.

    Then you have a stupid idiot over the road who speeds when he's either driving in a car or riding his motorbike.
    Hoons late at night.
    causes other people's dogs to bark all the time.
     
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  18. beerme

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    did you read any of the… nevermind
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    thank you
     
  20. NineteenNine

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    So brave.
     
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  21. jbr

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    Our 9 year anniversary is today. My wife completely forgot about it and is panicking.

    Success!
     
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  22. MLS

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    Benefit of the thruple is seemingly no-one cares about anniversaries
     
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  23. jbr

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    That’s actually where the conversation went.

    “Now that our anniversary seemingly doesn’t mean much, what are your thoughts on introducing a few new bodies into the marriage?”

    Given she took a pregnancy test this morning and I’m snipped, I think she has a head start on that.
     
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  24. bigred77

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    Eathan Edwards cares
     
  25. MLS

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    This is a hard pivot but AMA
     
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  26. Festus McBadass

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    Happy Anniversary!
     
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  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    You know what they say, the 9th anniversary is the “surprise baby” anniversary.
     
  28. jbr

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    63B6182E-1806-447E-B4D0-39A15DC4DC5C.gif
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

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    Guessing your wife is one of those women who keeps a stockpile of tests just because.
     
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  30. Festus McBadass

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    In case of a miracle baby from her sterilized husband?
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    Anxiety ain’t logical
     
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  32. jbr

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    In the woke year of our Lord 2023, I am trying real hard not to reply with “FIFY”
     
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  33. Bruce Bowen

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    Mine wouldn’t stockpile but would take them here and there if she felt she couldn’t diagnose some sickness or idk why. Always fun coming home to a pregnancy test wrapper in the bathroom trash when we weren’t trying and having a panic attack.
     
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  34. NP13

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    Congrats on the sex though
     
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  35. ned's head

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    Yeah, good for Bruce's wife
     
  36. Gambler

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    This is all your fault.
     
  37. Bruce Bowen

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  38. beerme

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  39. Clemson327

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    That’s a naughty pancake. Depending on how old the kids are, they might just see a tail.
     
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  40. Killy Me Please

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    Im dreading researching solar lights for the yard. Last time I did it I got frustrated. I need like 8-10. I want to be able to see in the back in case I let my dog out at night and coyotes or deer are back there. I bought 2 and they work for like a few hours on a full charge during the summer. Not very well during the winter. And they aren't cheap to begin with just for shits and giggles.
     
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  41. Eathan Edwards

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    So I get no context other than MLS telling me she is about to win a car.

    I don't know the make/model - if she is on some back alley game show - no idea.
     
  42. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    This should be good.
     
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  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i'll take it
     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    It's a Nissan Sentra

    Solid daily driver
     
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  45. MLS

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    You're welcome for the new Nissan
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    i retract my statement
     
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  47. MLS

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    Oh!!! I'm sorry there was not a selection of Ferraris to peruse
     
  48. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i dont need a ferrari but at least me into a ford or something

    can't be seen at the grove with a nissan
     
  49. MLS

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    pffft, leasing it out to an aspiring postmates driver
     
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  50. MLS

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    100% I think Ethan will at some point schedule a PT cruiser to pick me up for an important event of some kind.

    I literally have it in my head every time someone is coming to pick me up.