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She’s talking to someone about not getting ahead of ourselves in a situation. She used this phrase “Let’s not jump the shark just yet”
My wife will sometimes talk to herself. I figured she just didn't realize that she was doing it out loud. At first I'd give her a "huh?" like she was talking to me, and she'd just say that she didn't say anything. Thought I'd scare her straight the other day and asked her if she was talking to herself. She just said yeah, so what? Had nothing for her. Impressive, really.
My wife calls me to pay for her parking because she refuses to download the app that prevents her from walking to the machine to pay
My boss used to call his admin in the middle of the night to call his hotel front desk to request items like more pillows. It's truly unbelievable.
How do you guys hate lane assist? You put on cruise and don't have to drive for long stretches on the highway
I don't have lane assist on my vehicle, but I still put on cruise and don't pay attention for long stretches on the highway. I'm not proud of it, and it terrifies me when I snap to.
Stupid shit that people do... Ok i've got an example. There is a couple who are on the other side of the playground who bicker nearly all the time. The kids then bicker at their parents because they are sick of the arguing. Then you have a stupid idiot over the road who speeds when he's either driving in a car or riding his motorbike. Hoons late at night. causes other people's dogs to bark all the time.
That’s actually where the conversation went. “Now that our anniversary seemingly doesn’t mean much, what are your thoughts on introducing a few new bodies into the marriage?” Given she took a pregnancy test this morning and I’m snipped, I think she has a head start on that.
Mine wouldn’t stockpile but would take them here and there if she felt she couldn’t diagnose some sickness or idk why. Always fun coming home to a pregnancy test wrapper in the bathroom trash when we weren’t trying and having a panic attack.