I actually can’t remember the last time I went to the grocery store for anything other than picking up groceries that someone already picked out for me.
A few weeks back my wife wanted to pick up some coffee while we were on the way to something else. So I pulled into the parking lot of the coffee shop and park. She doesn't move. I look at her like "???" and she asks if I want to come with. I say not really. I don't drink coffee and she knows this. She decides she doesn't really want it any more either so we pressed on to where we were heading. Felt sorta asshole-ish afterwards but we were on vacation and I was a little hungover and just not in the mood to stand in a line for literally no reason. Blows my mind that you can want coffee but only if you can drag your husband into the store with you to pick it up
I don’t either, if I’m alone. It’s actually some nice quiet time to pop in the headphones. I don’t want to go with a four and one year old when I could just keep them home where they have toys.
My wife has this habit of wanting to walk side by side in the store while im pushing the cart and then making a turn with no announcement and I'm having to make my way back to her. And then gets annoyed with me when I try to get her to walk in front so I can follow.
mine will spontaneously airport tier power walk through a busy area while I’m just standing there with a cart like
I find taking up a lot of the lane and not thinking about other people either as selfish or lacking common sense. Fwiw, I shop at low traffic times bc people are in a hurry and lack common courtesy
Yeah it's usually not in the aisle, it's when leaving one aisle and going to the next she'll walk next to me and then make a sudden turn.
Complaining about kids at a grocery store has to be one of the lamest options for the No-child community.
I refuse to go to Publix with my wife because when she asks me to it just means she wants me to stand in line at the deli counter while she otherwise shops. F that. If I'm in Publix I like to browse the aisles to see what strikes my fancy.
It 100% has to do with my anxiety. Unexpected loud noises or anything that startles me puts me on edge. It's my problem so I shop in off hours and don't expect others to cater to me. I find it annoying so I adapt, but I still have the right to an opinion.
IN HIS DEFENSE he said he appreciates it. That’s different than the CROTCHFRUIT DESTROYED MY SUNDAY DATE AT PUBLIX type shit.
Luckily mine just rides on top and chats. Worst case scenario is that he'll tell a stranger or two what foods gives him the runs
Pfft - nice attempt to keep your wife unaware of how many Publix parking lot internet battles that needs to be hashed out.
Real breeders call them precious gifts from god. NPR out here embarrassing himself with his sperm demons smdh
a lot of suggestion that their proto human is proof of fucking from people who seem to need evidence basically my I’ve had sex shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my I’ve had sex shirt
yeah, they thunder that I am a sexual fair ride: 90 chaotic seconds, an urge to nausea, with abrupt and jarring conclusion
GF has been getting ready for like 30 minutes - I just assumed she had a breakfast meeting with a client or something so didn't really think anything of it until I saw the outfit. "Babe, you realize it's a federal holiday and your office is probably closed today right? You may want to call and double check or see if they sent out an email" Office closed
Had a coworker that during the first few months of his employment was doing the whole get to work super early to make a good impression thing. He didn’t know we were closed for one of the random federal holidays and got to the office around 7. Didn’t realize something was up until around 8 when he was still the only person there and security still hadn’t come around to turn on the main lighting.
Wife wants to build a plant shelving system and has it all sketched out. She grew up tahlequa poor (think where the red fern grows) and her dad is a carpenter so she’s more than capable here. Asks if we can hit up lowes while running errands. We get there and the parking lot is day before Christmas packed. I stop at the front door and drop her off saying I’ll park and find her inside. Eventually find a parking spot and go inside to find her sitting on the display patio furniture immediately inside the entrance. I ask her if she’s already done shopping to which she responds “nope, I was waiting for you.”