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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
Nonsense, fire away
Ceviche time it is!!
I've definitely had this same argument - with the ex not with MLS.
"What is the worst case scenario here? You don't finish your amount? I will knock out that remainder right now if it ends this discussion."
This is how my GF responds to like 96% of the things I say. Usually I’ll respond with an “oh..weird…” or ask if she thinks I’m saying stuff for my own entertainment.
I’ve mostly just accepted the fact that my GF is the messiest human alive plus has ADHD so the odds a task gets fully completed are very low.
I’ll still randomly manage to get surprised though. Earlier she dumped out a bunch of Powerade bottles to throw away (good job) but didn’t rinse the sink out. So now there’s just a bunch of random blue stains in the sink that won’t rinse off.
How's her personal hygiene?
The amount of shipments from Ulta, Sephora, and wherever else would suggest it is top tier!
You don't often see one poster ask another if their girlfriend has any off smells or tastes. You can tell football is almost back.
I considered a sarcastic response but decided to clear her name in the off chance she stops referring to this place as my “chat room” and figures out the actual website and finds me.
I don't know if this is necessarily stupid but MLS getting hit with the song by bigred77 in the duff thread just now is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
She was literally getting ready for bed and then had to go pour a shot.
Wife has - thus far - placed at least 6 Ole Miss bets.... that I'm aware of in a game that I've very openly said is a trap game.
Gonna be a fun day.
I will never win an argument again.
Haha wow how dumb!
let me take that like back real quick
It’s 12:30AM and I’m about to fall asleep and my wife just texted me from bed “ I forgot to blow up balloons and make a sign” (for our sons first day of preschool tomorrow, didn’t do that the last two years for him)… I’m not taking the bait
Also, I would have hated that as a kid. I would just scrap it - but I don't have kids so take that advice with heavy grain of slaw.
It's deliberate, I honestly can't think of where I picked that phrase up. Could easily be TMB.
I just did a brief straw sample of the household and the consensus is absolutely don't do it - and that's from two females that love kids.
I didn’t believe you so wanted to post the results of my research bc it appears some idiot on a message board is responsible
Not enough space in the condo I guess?
I’m not against it, we’ve done it for his birthday before. its the 12:30am request when I had to be up in 6 hours not really necessary considering we’ve never done it for the first day of school before
They try their damndest - just can't seem to get each other pregnant.
Mind you, it's 5:10am here.
"Remember we have to make sure our visas and passports are good because we have to go to Riyadh in like 6 weeks"
What? No, I don't remotely remember us agreeing to this.
I feel like that's a pretty big commitment to hit someone with to start the day.
Lol man what an idiot!
Look, if I hammered I may forget some details. I would remember a scheduled fucking trip to Saudi being discussed.
I sure hope you aren’t slumming it and flying commercial.
I have no fucking clue - had no part in setting any of this up.
Is this flight being paid for? Am I on the hook for this? I have nothing.
I know we have a place to stay but that's it.
All nonessential things for an overseas trip. I don’t see the issue tbh.
You don't see an issue taking a throuple to Saudi Arabia - with zero notice?
They're not idiots they know the drill - but nonetheless its ridiculous.
Maybe my sarcasm was not apparent enough.
Yea, that's on me. Still reeling from this asinine birthday that we've now agreed to attend so probably went over my head.
It’s early and you were hit with a doozy this morning. No shame in the game.
Enjoy getting waited on by slaves friendly immigrants from Central Asia!
I think the whole trip will likely be depressing to see how things are run there - also going with two females is probably going to add to that.
He is one of my and MLS 's best friends though - so we're only going there to see him.
Birthday in Saudi, yall are attending........
Who's gunna watch the lion?
Pro - generally more accepting of polygamy/polyamory (in very specific ways)
Con - literally everything else
He's back in Riyadh - MLS will obviously spend time with him when we get out there as she thinks he's a damn house cat at this point.
So are they up to date or not?
Yea - we're going. Pack your Burkas MLS.
I was never told about this until this morning. I completely thought she was fucking with me so I called the person whose birthday it is and apparently this was already agreed upon.
Ohh darn, I was gunna volunteer to watch him while yall are all gone
If MLS scheduled a tour of the Turkish embassy for you, be very suspicious.
I’ll refuse to go to a birthday party if it’s 30 minutes away. Have fun in Saudi Arabia
I'll refuse to go to Hollywood from West Hollywood - I was signed up for this without my approval and can't fucking back out now.
Try this simple trick
Wake up with a tummy ache the day you’re supposed to fly out
Wouldn't work - absolutely the response I would get would be "there are bathrooms at airports and on the plane"
I mean it looks like you got a 6 weeks notice
Also i had no idea where the fuck Riyadh was located
Yea but I feel like flying to Saudi warrants more than a typical quitting job notice.