Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.

  1. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta United

    For a regular person yes but you live in a different reality. I’d need about a 2 year heads up.
     
  2. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Capital of Saudi
     
  3. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    I’d only need 10 hour notice for Dubai though.
     
    MLS, C Yank, Fire Jimbob and 2 others like this.
  4. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
    Donor
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersArsenal

    Wat
     
    Keef likes this.
  5. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta United

    I went to Alabama public schools and Auburn. Are you surprised?
     
  6. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators2pac

    I had a tummy ache Tuesday. Proud to announce I’m back to normal activity today. #survivor
     
    goheels10, ButchCassidy, Dump and 4 others like this.
  7. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesNew York YankeesMiami Dolphins

    I feel like if be very skeptical about visiting Saudi Arabia if I were bisexual and travelling with a same sex significant other, but I've also never been to Saudi Arabia and maybe it's fine
     
    DuffandMuff and Hatfield like this.
  8. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    I've heard you can buy rigged covid tests on the internet

    I'm just saying Eathan Edwards
     
    #18708 bigred77, Sep 14, 2023
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2023
    Dump and One Two like this.
  9. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    Pregnancy tests too
     
  10. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Eathan Edwards never disappoints. Slow day at work? What kind of hijinks are Double E and the misseses getting up to?

    Unfortunately he’s a selfish bastard and none of it’s on camera.
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Oh it’s on camera just not shared with us
     
    Dump and Whammy Business like this.
  12. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    I'm pretty sure my wife has posted tits (not hers) within the last 24 hours in the boobs thread.
     
    NineteenNine, Keef, One Two and 2 others like this.
  13. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    When will yours make an appearance?
     
    bigred77 and Henry Blake like this.
  14. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCleveland BrownsMontreal Canadiens

    The ones with a little bit of hair on them? those were mine. Don’t worry, nothing happened.
     
  15. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    He literally posted a picture with part of his penis in it
    What more do you want?
     
    wes tegg, Eathan Edwards and One Two like this.
  16. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    I missed this so man tits are ok
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  17. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    I got hit with the ole several photos at the bottom of the screenshot reel. Pretty sure it was at a time when I was getting a lot of blowjobs based on the screenshot.

    Was not deliberate.
     
  18. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    It is without fail anytime I have someone coming to the house for something my girlfriend acts like I didn’t tell her 10 times.

    We have a guy coming to look at something and gave a window of 8-12. Just now “I really hope he doesn’t come at 8:30 I have an important zoom meeting to lead”.

    (she has the option to go into the office whenever and we live like 15 minutes away)
     
    ohhaithur, ashy larry, beerme and 4 others like this.
  19. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Buddy I had to uber from the hills back home to let in a task rabbit to fix a refrigerator door because her nail appointment got delayed. I feel your struggle.
     
    The Hebrew Husker likes this.
  20. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin So what, no fuckin ziti now?
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    What happened to the Nissan?
     
  21. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    I don't drive. Not due to legal reasons, I just don't drive I always uber.
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    MLS is currently rocking a roster of like 750k in cars - and that's not counting the Sentra.

    Edit: from the ones she has to move.
     
    PAHokie, Fire Jimbob and Keef like this.
  23. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado BuffaloesFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Lightning

    wat?
     
  24. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
    Donor

    Things are tough everywhere.
     
    Taffy likes this.
  25. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Yall are still moving the cars?

    I thought that was like a month ago
     
    Lip likes this.
  26. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    I think the LA scene builds social bonds by moving cars, similar to a grooming circle for monkeys and apes.
     
    MLS, soulfly, CoastalOrange and 9 others like this.
  27. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Update the guy came at 11:30 but she was on a different zoom meeting, so she moved upstairs even though I told her if he was down there it’d be quiet. She’s now fired up he was talking to me upstairs by the front door. Also had to put my dog in a different room so he didn’t bark, but he had to go outside and heard the guy so he started barking anyways.

    Last but not least she’s telling me I need to fix the internet but it appears it’s actually her work’s connection not our internet. Ran downstairs to pretend to unplug the modem so I wasn’t accused of being mean.

    Might be calling it a day once this guy finally leaves.
     
  28. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    A couple weeks ago starting point - still a thing. Actually getting pretty annoying.

    I think the sheer audacity of it is what bothers me - it's like if I asked someone to mow my lawn for a week and then just didn't come back for a month - oh and also if you fuck anything up it's going to be a lot of damages incurred.
     
  29. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    MLS managed to get into a heated enough argument at an upscale grocery store that she called me to tell me "I might get arrested" with virtually no context aside from that.

    Like how? I've never been in a dispute at a damn Bristol Farms much less it escalate to a legitimate fight.

    Take it to Publix like an adult.
     
    PAHokie, tjsblue, Lip and 22 others like this.
  30. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    She's just waking up, I asked her if she thought that her response was reasonable.

    "Reasonable would have been to beat her ass in front of everyone there"

    Marry a southern Italian - I promise it's a blast.
     
    PAHokie, tjsblue, Lip and 11 others like this.
  31. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
    Donor

    What were they arguing about?
     
  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Pervert or just Italian
     
    Fecta23, ashy larry and One Two like this.
  33. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Other girl like arm checked her when they were looking at something.
     
    tjsblue, FTK, ARCO and 6 others like this.
  34. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
    Donor

    Lol.
     
    tjsblue and bigred77 like this.
  35. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    I mean, she's not a pervert she just likes women.
     
    tjsblue and Homo Erectus like this.
  36. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    Erehwon?
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

     
    tjsblue, blind dog, soulfly and 12 others like this.
  38. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Touche'
     
  39. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
    Donor

     
    tjsblue, FTK, Fire Jimbob and 3 others like this.
  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    I like to think of Eathan as tmb’s family dog so I’m very excited that this is actually happening

    upload_2023-9-16_17-30-32.jpeg
     
    OZ2, tjsblue, blind dog and 22 others like this.
  41. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
    Donor

    The other woman needs to be glad that MLS didn't have kick someone's ass on her grocery list.
     
    One Two, bigred77 and Homo Erectus like this.
  42. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsNew York YankeesGreen Bay Packers

    What was the body check about? I’m so confused… was there like one last bag of Oreos or something? Was it an accident?
     
  43. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    She was waiting at the butcher counter and got body checked - she walked away to call and let me know she might get arrested.

    It didn't sound like there was any reason for the instigation from the other chick.

    I asked her what she said to her: "I was initially cordial and just thought it might be an accident but then she was a fucking cunt about it, I recused myself to call you, and then told her I would fuck her up in public up if she wanted to go". "I realize this was not a necessary response, but she sure as hell gave me a wide berth afterwards".

    This will sound like a #coolstorybro but anyone that has met her knows this is 100% on brand.
     
    PAHokie, tjsblue, wes tegg and 5 others like this.
  44. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Separate question:

    Have you ever witnessed your wife/gf in a legitimate fight?
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    No
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Haven't either, hoping for some great responses though.
     
    Rabid likes this.
  47. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCleveland BrownsMontreal Canadiens

    this is not world star pal. Not sure you will get a ton of responses, but I like your initiative
     
  48. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCleveland BrownsMontreal Canadiens

    To answer your question, mine usually does her fighting in the car on the way back home

    ´did you notice how Julia was snarky all night?´
     
  49. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Obviously mine has been in bars and nightclubs for a decade dealing with LA women, and has trained boxing for years, will not hesitate to check a bitch.

    I did get an audible laugh out of "I might get arrested" at a damn grocery store.
     
    IHHH likes this.
  50. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Mind you she's probably rocking at like 115 so this could easily become problematic at some point.