Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Buddy I had to uber from the hills back home to let in a task rabbit to fix a refrigerator door because her nail appointment got delayed. I feel your struggle.
     
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  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    What happened to the Nissan?
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    I don't drive. Not due to legal reasons, I just don't drive I always uber.
     
  4. Eathan Edwards

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    MLS is currently rocking a roster of like 750k in cars - and that's not counting the Sentra.

    Edit: from the ones she has to move.
     
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    wat?
     
  6. Gambler

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    Things are tough everywhere.
     
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    Yall are still moving the cars?

    I thought that was like a month ago
     
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    I think the LA scene builds social bonds by moving cars, similar to a grooming circle for monkeys and apes.
     
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    Update the guy came at 11:30 but she was on a different zoom meeting, so she moved upstairs even though I told her if he was down there it’d be quiet. She’s now fired up he was talking to me upstairs by the front door. Also had to put my dog in a different room so he didn’t bark, but he had to go outside and heard the guy so he started barking anyways.

    Last but not least she’s telling me I need to fix the internet but it appears it’s actually her work’s connection not our internet. Ran downstairs to pretend to unplug the modem so I wasn’t accused of being mean.

    Might be calling it a day once this guy finally leaves.
     
  10. Eathan Edwards

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    A couple weeks ago starting point - still a thing. Actually getting pretty annoying.

    I think the sheer audacity of it is what bothers me - it's like if I asked someone to mow my lawn for a week and then just didn't come back for a month - oh and also if you fuck anything up it's going to be a lot of damages incurred.
     
  11. Eathan Edwards

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    MLS managed to get into a heated enough argument at an upscale grocery store that she called me to tell me "I might get arrested" with virtually no context aside from that.

    Like how? I've never been in a dispute at a damn Bristol Farms much less it escalate to a legitimate fight.

    Take it to Publix like an adult.
     
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  12. Eathan Edwards

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    She's just waking up, I asked her if she thought that her response was reasonable.

    "Reasonable would have been to beat her ass in front of everyone there"

    Marry a southern Italian - I promise it's a blast.
     
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  13. Brandon Chicken

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    What were they arguing about?
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Pervert or just Italian
     
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  15. Eathan Edwards

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    Other girl like arm checked her when they were looking at something.
     
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  16. Brandon Chicken

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    Lol.
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    I mean, she's not a pervert she just likes women.
     
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  18. Simon Templar

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    Erehwon?
     
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  20. Eathan Edwards

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    Touche'
     
  21. Homo Erectus

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  22. Clown Baby

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    I like to think of Eathan as tmb’s family dog so I’m very excited that this is actually happening

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  23. Gambler

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    The other woman needs to be glad that MLS didn't have kick someone's ass on her grocery list.
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    She was waiting at the butcher counter and got body checked - she walked away to call and let me know she might get arrested.

    It didn't sound like there was any reason for the instigation from the other chick.

    I asked her what she said to her: "I was initially cordial and just thought it might be an accident but then she was a fucking cunt about it, I recused myself to call you, and then told her I would fuck her up in public up if she wanted to go". "I realize this was not a necessary response, but she sure as hell gave me a wide berth afterwards".

    This will sound like a #coolstorybro but anyone that has met her knows this is 100% on brand.
     
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Separate question:

    Have you ever witnessed your wife/gf in a legitimate fight?
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    No
     
  28. Eathan Edwards

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    Haven't either, hoping for some great responses though.
     
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  29. IHHH

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    this is not world star pal. Not sure you will get a ton of responses, but I like your initiative
     
  30. IHHH

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    To answer your question, mine usually does her fighting in the car on the way back home

    ´did you notice how Julia was snarky all night?´
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    Obviously mine has been in bars and nightclubs for a decade dealing with LA women, and has trained boxing for years, will not hesitate to check a bitch.

    I did get an audible laugh out of "I might get arrested" at a damn grocery store.
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Mind you she's probably rocking at like 115 so this could easily become problematic at some point.
     
  33. IHHH

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    yeah, that is not the person you want to square up against in the grocery store. That bitch who messed up with your gf was probably unaware of the danger she was getting herself into. Reminds me of people taking selfies with wild animals a little

    :)
     
  34. MLS

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    I was explicitly told by Ethan I couldn't read or post in this thread but I apparently have a one time allowance to respond to these allegations

    It wasn't just a body check, it was a comical level of her overtly shouldering me. I thought possibly she was maybe just on her phone or something and ran into me, which would have been fine, not the case, just a terrible person and if we were in the Viking era I would have had her make the square

    I'm still mad about it
     
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  35. IHHH

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    The next time something like this happens you will have learned your lesson, swing hard and fast because if you do not you will regret it for a while
     
  36. Name P. Redacted

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    Of all the stories you’ve told, this one is by far the most outlandish to me unless you like banged her boy/girlfriend in the past
     
  37. MLS

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    Oh it happened, Ethan left work to rush to me because he thought I was about to get arrested
     
  38. MLS

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    I was easily at this level
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  39. IHHH

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    i completely understand, I hate people that can’t behave normally in a social setting. How hard is it to not bump into someone, hold the door open a little longer to help the next person, not clog up the alleys with your stuff…

    i am getting mad right now
     
  40. MLS

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    I have to assume your interactions with Los Angeles women and how they treat other women have been limited
     
  41. MLS

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    To Wyoming's credit, everyone is a sweetheart, LA.....total dicks
     
  42. Homo Erectus

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    She should have done it. MLS beating some chick with cuts of meat would have gone viral.
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m a Midwestern boy, just simple living out here.
     
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  45. MLS

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    I catsit a lion, this ranks above that for you?
     
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  46. MLS

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    I'm out, Ethan doesn't want me to ruin the thread
     
  47. dump

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    what the hell Eathan Edwards
     
  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Just trust me - it would ruin the thread and be unrelatable to virtually everyone else on the board.

    It's for the best Dump.
     
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  49. dump

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    let us be the judge of this
     
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  50. shawnoc

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    I mean, this is a thread for complaining about your gf. If she’s going to stay, she better get to complaining about the other one.
     
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