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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
For a regular person yes but you live in a different reality. I’d need about a 2 year heads up.
Capital of Saudi
I’d only need 10 hour notice for Dubai though.
I went to Alabama public schools and Auburn. Are you surprised?
I had a tummy ache Tuesday. Proud to announce I’m back to normal activity today. #survivor
I feel like if be very skeptical about visiting Saudi Arabia if I were bisexual and travelling with a same sex significant other, but I've also never been to Saudi Arabia and maybe it's fine
I've heard you can buy rigged covid tests on the internet
I'm just saying Eathan Edwards
Pregnancy tests too
Eathan Edwards never disappoints. Slow day at work? What kind of hijinks are Double E and the misseses getting up to?
Unfortunately he’s a selfish bastard and none of it’s on camera.
Oh it’s on camera just not shared with us
I'm pretty sure my wife has posted tits (not hers) within the last 24 hours in the boobs thread.
When will yours make an appearance?
The ones with a little bit of hair on them? those were mine. Don’t worry, nothing happened.
He literally posted a picture with part of his penis in it
What more do you want?
I missed this so man tits are ok
I got hit with the ole several photos at the bottom of the screenshot reel. Pretty sure it was at a time when I was getting a lot of blowjobs based on the screenshot.
Was not deliberate.
It is without fail anytime I have someone coming to the house for something my girlfriend acts like I didn’t tell her 10 times.
We have a guy coming to look at something and gave a window of 8-12. Just now “I really hope he doesn’t come at 8:30 I have an important zoom meeting to lead”.
(she has the option to go into the office whenever and we live like 15 minutes away)
Buddy I had to uber from the hills back home to let in a task rabbit to fix a refrigerator door because her nail appointment got delayed. I feel your struggle.
What happened to the Nissan?
I don't drive. Not due to legal reasons, I just don't drive I always uber.
MLS is currently rocking a roster of like 750k in cars - and that's not counting the Sentra.
Edit: from the ones she has to move.
Things are tough everywhere.
Yall are still moving the cars?
I thought that was like a month ago
I think the LA scene builds social bonds by moving cars, similar to a grooming circle for monkeys and apes.
Update the guy came at 11:30 but she was on a different zoom meeting, so she moved upstairs even though I told her if he was down there it’d be quiet. She’s now fired up he was talking to me upstairs by the front door. Also had to put my dog in a different room so he didn’t bark, but he had to go outside and heard the guy so he started barking anyways.
Last but not least she’s telling me I need to fix the internet but it appears it’s actually her work’s connection not our internet. Ran downstairs to pretend to unplug the modem so I wasn’t accused of being mean.
Might be calling it a day once this guy finally leaves.
A couple weeks ago starting point - still a thing. Actually getting pretty annoying.
I think the sheer audacity of it is what bothers me - it's like if I asked someone to mow my lawn for a week and then just didn't come back for a month - oh and also if you fuck anything up it's going to be a lot of damages incurred.
MLS managed to get into a heated enough argument at an upscale grocery store that she called me to tell me "I might get arrested" with virtually no context aside from that.
Like how? I've never been in a dispute at a damn Bristol Farms much less it escalate to a legitimate fight.
Take it to Publix like an adult.
She's just waking up, I asked her if she thought that her response was reasonable.
"Reasonable would have been to beat her ass in front of everyone there"
Marry a southern Italian - I promise it's a blast.
What were they arguing about?
Pervert or just Italian
Other girl like arm checked her when they were looking at something.
I mean, she's not a pervert she just likes women.
I like to think of Eathan as tmb’s family dog so I’m very excited that this is actually happening
The other woman needs to be glad that MLS didn't have kick someone's ass on her grocery list.
What was the body check about? I’m so confused… was there like one last bag of Oreos or something? Was it an accident?
She was waiting at the butcher counter and got body checked - she walked away to call and let me know she might get arrested.
It didn't sound like there was any reason for the instigation from the other chick.
I asked her what she said to her: "I was initially cordial and just thought it might be an accident but then she was a fucking cunt about it, I recused myself to call you, and then told her I would fuck her up in public up if she wanted to go". "I realize this was not a necessary response, but she sure as hell gave me a wide berth afterwards".
This will sound like a #coolstorybro but anyone that has met her knows this is 100% on brand.
Have you ever witnessed your wife/gf in a legitimate fight?
Haven't either, hoping for some great responses though.
this is not world star pal. Not sure you will get a ton of responses, but I like your initiative
To answer your question, mine usually does her fighting in the car on the way back home
´did you notice how Julia was snarky all night?´
Obviously mine has been in bars and nightclubs for a decade dealing with LA women, and has trained boxing for years, will not hesitate to check a bitch.
I did get an audible laugh out of "I might get arrested" at a damn grocery store.
Mind you she's probably rocking at like 115 so this could easily become problematic at some point.