Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. dump

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  2. football501

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  3. Eathan Edwards

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    I have to return the dog tomorrow - what a fucking tease:

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  4. Baron

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    Looks much safer than watching a lion.
     
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  5. Simon Templar

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    That’s a unit
     
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  6. dump

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    Do you have to though?
     
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  7. Lip

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    hard agree

    you should def steal that dog
     
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  8. WhiskeyDelta

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  9. Daddy Rabbit

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    Well....

    Which one was it?

    I have to stop procrastinating
     
  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    Turkish
     
  11. Simon Templar

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    Kind of selfish not to share the name of the place for others here or free marketing to the restaurant
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    We haven't been there yet - there's no way to know if I was delivering you to a culinary paradise or a fountain of food poisoning
     
  13. Simon Templar

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    That’s very fair.
     
  14. CF3234

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    This is a weekly occurence in my home.

    Mrs. CF- Hey CF, look at this awesome thing I found online. It's on sale/great for kids/you'd like it etc...

    Me-Awesome, buy it.

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    Mrs. CF- ANGRY NOISES

    Me- What?

    Mrs. CF- That really cool thing I saw online sold out.

    Me: Why didn't you buy it when you first saw it, this happens to you all the time.

    Mrs. CF: (Insert insane logic about why waiting made sense) Why can't I just be upset? Asshole, UGH...

    Me: :killme:


    Please tell me I'm not the only one. The frustrating part is that it's not like I'm being saved from useless stuff entering the home. 95% of the time it's something that would be a good purchase. And she fucks it up every time.
     
  15. NineteenNine

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    Why are you such an asshole? GAAH!
     
  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    My wife does this but I also just say "oh that's too bad! Sorry babe!" because doing what you did ends nowhere helpful.
     
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  17. CF3234

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    you aren't wrong. But regardless of how I react, I deal with a weekly hour+ long pouting session because she can't click 2 buttons to confirm a purhcase when she finds something she likes, so I might as well get my 2cents in.
     
  18. Iron Mickey

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    Tell her to stop buying shit online as a hobby.
     
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  19. Eathan Edwards

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    I get more of the buy 1st ask questions later end of that spectrum.

    "Ugh I bought this and it has x and y wrong with it"

    "You didn't know that before you bought it?"

    "Ok dick, you find one that's perfect"

    :awesomeface:
     
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  20. ned's head

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    I can confidently say that the failing to complete a purchase bug has never infected my wife
     
  21. CF3234

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    If she was buying useless shit, I'd be thrilled by this problem she keeps running into. But damnit, my two kids would have looked adorable as shit in matching Scooby Doo Christmas sweaters.
     
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  22. Snakes

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    yes it is perhaps one of her greatest skills
     
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  23. ned's head

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    Got my kid who doesn't usually realize he has to pee until it's a code red a school Halloween costume that is going to take cracking a Rubik's cube to take off
     
  24. DriveByBBQ

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    Getting ready this morning, walk into the kitchen, smell faint smell of something burning., wife is blow drying her hair.

    Me: “is your hair dryer burning?”
    Wife: “No, we (referring to herself and our 2-year old toddler) were striking matches lighting the Jack-o-lateen.”

    fast forward to tonight.

    Observe two-year old independently attempting to strike matches from the book he found left haphazardly next to the Jack-o-latern on the porch.

    Me: “didnt you say yall were striking matches this morning?”

    Wife: “we were blowing them out!”

    Me: “and you think that’s a smart thing to teach a 2-year old?”

    Wife:”I don’t know why we have to talk about it right now!”
     
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  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    Congrats on raising a little pyromaniac.
     
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  26. EagleDuck

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    Better be checking on your homeowners policy.
     
  27. CF3234

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    fire caused by a pyro 2 year old is covered.
     
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  28. DriveByBBQ

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    Toddler was having a tantrum trying to get dressed and out the door this morning. Mrs. offered toddler a bribe of getting to blow out a birthday candle.

    I don’t think she’s hearing me.
     
  29. ned's head

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    - I don't want to go to bed!
    - what if I let you empty out this can of gasoline first?
     
  30. CF3234

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    I'm gonna take a guess and say this was 95% of kids out there this AM.
     
  31. bigred77

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    Our school took today off to allow people to go early vote
     
  32. CUgator

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    Our kids school had a “non student day” today. Completely needed after missing 8 days of school the last 5 weeks.
     
  33. EagleDuck

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    The day after Halloween is my wife's least favorite day as a teacher.
     
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  34. ned's head

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    I'm packing my kid's lunch for the day and my wife asks him if he wants to put a piece of candy in there :facepalm:
     
  35. Baron

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    what's the big deal? :idk:
     
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  36. zeberdee

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    best part about going to catholic school growing up was that the day after Halloween was always a holiday.
     
  37. ned's head

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    It's not. I was more empathizing with teachers for dealing with the extra sugar rush jolt from every kid today
     
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  38. Born Again Lefty

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  39. CF3234

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    twas not for this catholic school kid.
     
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  40. bruce bowen

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    The week after Milton my oldest's school opened back up Wednesday and then had a professional day Friday :bang::bird:
     
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  41. zeberdee

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    all saints’ day is a holy day of obligation how could you not have off?
     
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  42. Simon Templar

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    Teacher institute day for us today so kids are home. Lil man had a senior skip day yesterday, no school Monday or Tuesday for voting so he managed a six day weekend
     
  43. CF3234

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    They would do a mass for all the kids at school and then we went about our day.
     
  44. tylerdolphin

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    My toddler is currently punished (no tablet) for acting like a gremlin this morning while getting ready for school. Glad it's not just her
     
  45. Baron

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    They still do this. My kindergartner's teacher sent out a message last night saying make sure your kid uses the restroom before school b/c they have mass at 8:30.
     
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  46. zeberdee

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    damn that's some bullshit.
     
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  47. Baron

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    Just saw a Facebook post from yesterday. Parish office is closed today but school is open. :booger:
     
  48. Jigga

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    My kid had her best morning of the year, she’s normally a nightmare
     
  49. THEBLUERAIDER

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    What a fucking bitch, am I right?
     
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  50. a.tramp

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    Wait, was I not supposed to put a piece of candy in my boy’s lunch. I am confused rn.
     
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