Not my wife thankfully but I just get a call from a friend: "x wanted to do a feijoada and watch the games today and we're now looking at like 9 hours on this project, at what point do I start being really worried?"
MLS, it's nothing formal can you just pack my computer bag and a few of the Lacoste hoodies because it's going to be windy and I don't feel like getting an ear infection: "You don't have any hoodies" The Lacoste long sleeve t-shirts that have a hood on them. "Those aren't hoodies, hoodies imply being thicker" JFC just pack me our best pair of earmuffs
Realistically I missed several layup jokes during this conversation and she may have been shooting for them. I was off my game.
I don’t let our two-year old watch Paw Patrol. Not a fan of the show, everything is in a permanent state of peril/chaos, and it over stimulates him. It’s not high quality programming. So much so that last night a guest at our house asked what shows we let our toddler watch and I spelled out “paw patrol” in mentioning what I don’t want him watching, to avoid saying it in front of the toddler. Wife was present for this conversation. Wife bought toddler a new toothbrush today. It’s a paw patrol themed toothbrush.
the episode i saw today where skye got in her chopper and opened the turrets up on protestors was a bit alarming tbh
It's fantastic, but if you're hitting afternoon/evening games and it's still not ready start being concerned about the process.
She's pretty ridiculous - but neither myself or MLS has hooked up with her if that is any indicator of the amount of red flags present. That I'm aware of at least.
Did you see the episode where rubble gassed the migrants? Saw that and knew we had to switch back to Daniel Tiger.
she’s just worried she’s going to see you in that headlamp and lose the ability to be physically attracted to you.
It's arguably better than the Weho special of walking a dog while using the light on your iphone in areas that have shitty street light setups. Recent dog probably not getting picked on, but in general you're just asking to get robbed.
Somewhat on that same topic: It's consistently been an item of (shit talking) conversation after MLS got mugged that it was impossible for me to get mugged unless I got jumped because I'm too fast. She was arguing how fast she was and I kept telling her my tactic of immediately heading into a sprint across a street wouldn't work, at all, for her. This diatribe resulted in us testing 40 times as well as a bunch of our friend group
It was not the UF scorecard you are hoping for. If I can find it, I'll post it though. I know MLS ran a 5.65 and refuses to accept me telling her that's a really good time. I ran sub 4.8 and have probably mentioned to everyone willing to listen.
Gents I didn't say girlfriend. Not sure it matters at this point. But it was incredible to scoop the poop without holding a flashlight and a leash in one hand
It was actually pretty legit but we were both training aggressively leading up to it. I’d be pumped to hit anything under a 5 at this point.
My younger son was reading jokes/riddles tonight. Him: Which month has 28 days? Me: Hmm don’t know Him: All of them Me: Yep, all months have at least 28 days Wife: Not true…February only has 27 days once every 4 years Me: What? Wife: Leap year…February skips a day Me: nathanfillion.gif
We were watching the Paul/Tyson fight last night and it went in on the commentators before the fights started and my wife says “oh look! It’s that lady from The Flight Attendant. Good for her!” I said “you mean Rosie Perez?” “I guess that’s her name I don’t know but good for her for getting to do more stuff”.
Hence the caveat. Four times is pretty good for where I went out growing up and where I've worked. I used to have to make some dumbass 3:30am walks home after work every night and have successfully evaded around 7 or 8 mugging attempts by just entering a full sprint. If you see "Weho man shot in back....but was allegedly running pretty fast for his age", you'll know the system has its flaws.
I would need to catch a flight to la, sneak near a place where a young woman parks illegally every day and then use my stealth to nullify that 4.8 speed. Not a walk in the park but I could pull it off