Realistic outcome of an attempted mugging in my current hood is getting an ass kicking from the ridiculously in shape gay neighbors that are seemingly on some varietal of walks or jogs 24/7.
We all know the only chance they have of getting close to that turtle is if the neice has a broken leg or not around. Solid strategy
I did get a laugh this morning thinking about how much of a nightmare my place would be to stakeout for a home robbery. "How many damn people live here?" "I've seen 4 dog breeds and a cat in the last week, fuck this"
I was leaving in my car this morning and noticed my wife’s rear gate for our SUV was left open. It looked like she tried to close it but something was in the way of the latch so it popped back open and she had already walked away. I closed it and ran to Starbucks. When my son and I were leaving for futsal a couple hours later I noticed a bushy tail waving around by the windshield. Apparently there was a squirrel inside checking things out when I closed the gate this morning.
I was serious until I typed the words ‘catch a flight to la’ you can’t realistically have enough money on you for me to go through this bullshit
I think for LA it's more of a lack of space and huge latino population, for our Minnesota poster that mentioned it it's likely due to it being cold as balls and you can play indoors.
makes sense, kind of like hockey players playing in Europe on the bigger ice. 3 on 3 might actually make sense to develop more skills
Because the inventor of it was Portuguese and it was futebol de salao Fucking Americans smh edit: I guess you can't say inventor - first main proponent
Literally translates to "indoor soccer", which is what it is. It's not some different new sport that was invented
The demographics of those that play are probably similar here. My son was the only white kid on his team last year.
In the winter, we play 7on7 soccer on the turf in a warehouse with a regular ball and regular goals and call it indoor soccer. We also play 4on4 soccer on a hard court with a ball that doesn’t bounce and no headers, throw ins, or sliding and call it futsal.
Also, no offsides which makes it cooler. I find it more fun to watch futsal because it’s a faster pace to the game.
Back to more on topic to Rabid 's initial story - I've had a raccoon in the cab before but he just ran out the second the door was opened and no drama. Friend of mine had a bird that apparently got stuck in his car for a few days unbeknownst to them and upon opening the door it went into full attack mode. The level of blindside that has to be to just open your door to head to work and get mauled by a tiny ass bird.
Question to the girls: How do you think you would do if someone attempted to rob/mug you? MLS: Who is the person trying to rob me? GF: Probably start making some threats Welp fellas, it's been a fun ride. lol
Wife's friend: "Hey, MLS said y'all have the same washer and dryer and that you would know how to fix it." Ok, it's not even close to my birthday but I'll play along. Are you currently stuck in it? "No, it just keeps saying CL" You have to take the child-lock off - just call me when you're doing it and I'll walk you through
3-on-3 is a good comparison. Youth hockey does it in the spring/off-season here because of increased touches and space for learning. The futsal is for skill development too. Fewer players, more touches in tight spacing so you have to get really good with your footwork. The ball is smaller which I believe helps develop that too. Specific to my son, he is really quick and can get away with long dribbles that are basically passing to himself and outrunning opponents on a big [soccer] field. Futsal forces him to have a tighter handle. It has also made his kick really quick to get it off in a tight space. His leg isn’t that strong relative to peers but the last couple years he has scored the most goals on his team because he can get it on goal quickly.
Futsal has been great for my son too. Definitely rewards developing high IQ passing and movement versus just being bigger and faster than the other team.
Wife’s computer crashed today with like 40 porn tabs open - guess who gets to take it to the repair place!!
Guy is probably going to be very confused by the tab roster but it does at least say MLS’s (actual name) computer - which may confuse him more. anyways, should be a blast.
Was underwhelming - they just close all the software/apps out before seeing it. I was hoping for a ridiculous moment.
Women go down more porn watching rabbit holes than you can imagine - have had this convo with a bunch of gfs and it’s a consistent thing.
Maybe I don't understand the porn viewing habits of women, but more than 1 tab seems excessive. Let alone 40.
Allow me to illuminate you here (and obviously my female friend group is not the norm but I’ve heard this from pretty much all my female friends) They’ll click on one video and if one girl is cute, they need to see like 50 other videos she’s done. Just think of how they operate on Instagram and it’s pretty similar.
I just assumed she opened multiple windows so she could play them all at once for a cacophony of orgasm noises
I do this I just do it in the same window. If I need to go back to the original or the full listing I just hit the back button seems easier than sifting through 50 tabs
Some people also just leave dozens of tabs open at once, porn or otherwise if I ever use my wife’s computer, I am horrified to find she has 50+ tabs open for various things and she gets pissed if I close any of them
Just looking at my browser and thinking I'm not doing bad right now and I have 20 open. It's usually more. Also have edge and chrome with at least 5-7 on each of those right now. None of it is porn.