Exactly, you're one fake work call away from enjoying Santa Fe which is an awesome city and you already have someone to watch the kids in house.
Wife flew out a few days ago, I was solo to meet them (and maybe why I got drunk) we are likely flying out of different airports and meeting in Dallas. That’s when I make my move
There is comfort in knowing exactly what you’re getting in an unfamiliar city and Panda Express is pretty progressive for a boomer to order, what’s the problem
The Sante Fe Airbnb is obviously cover for blind dog ’s medical tourism. He’s in Juarez right now getting beard hair plugs.
Well this one ranks up there - at least for me: "Remember we have to go to Riyadh on the 23rd so you don't have to pack or anything but just start figuring out what you want to bring" We're doing what? Literally have not discussed this a single time prior to getting hit with that.
Wife and I did the shopping list a few days ago. I put it into the delivery app, and yesterday it arrived. My wife asked why we had so much edamame delivered. I said cuz you put 700g on the list. She said no I put 100g. Apparently this is a 1.
that's a bad 1 which is why I always draw the line in the middle of my 7s. does she ordinarily do that?
How hard is it to just write a straight line? Not like someone’s gonna look at it and think “what’s L00g mean?!”
I almost never park in the garage but the few times I do she parks right fucking behind me. We have a huge driveway. When confronted, she was apparently so flustered that I was in her spot that I guess her brain stopped processing and that was the only place she could feasibly park.
10 is the level of mad I would be if I just jumped in that car And I would be super pissed off the whole time i was putting gas in it too
She told me if she was going to take our daughter to school in the morning she needed gas. So I chose the far easier option and just prayed as I drove to the gas station. Spoiler My daughter in the morning is a terrorist on a good day. This time the day after her birthday and with the time change it’s gonna be a nightmare
When I look at that I see a person looking away from an elephant top right and R2-D2 talking to a puppy bottom left and just enjoying my drive.
Not really a “stupid” thing but I’m still annoyed because of the result and there’s not really a spot to put this ha. We are going on vacation the day after Easter. I was undercover smug thinking that would get me out of having to travel to the in laws for a holiday I don’t celebrate. Anyways, I get home from the store today and she mentioned she was talking to her dad and said “what’s the plan for Easter, we won’t be able to come” then he mentioned her mom was trying to get her sister to host. So my fiancé volunteers to host, which I instantly said “why”…our house’s floorplan isn’t the best for a large group (and I don’t want to). Within like 15 minutes of that she’s telling me how her mom is texting the family saying they need to find a different day to celebrate and “any day would work” and how my fiancé offered to host. She told me I could say no if I really didn’t want to, but I told her I wasn’t falling for that trap so just do what she needs to do. Apparently they’ll be in town next weekend so maybe if they sense my “excitement” they’ll switch the plan (they won’t). I told her that phone call was a quick 0/2.
And before anyone chimes in, yes I know I’m being an asshole, yes I know it shouldn’t bother me, yes I know whatever other rational opinion there is. It’s mostly that they’ve never had a thought they didn’t feel needed to be said out loud, so after about an hour of terrible takes and complaining about the dumbest stuff I usually have to go find another room before I lose my mind.
I'd have a nice roster of fake zoom calls that you "have to take" if the family is annoying. Hell, I said I couldn't get a consistent enough signal for my zoom calls and just went to Daiquiris and Cream for like 3 hours one Thanksgiving.
Ha, unfortunately that would make what I was trying to do way too obvious. It’s like the only thing we “fight” about so I usually just complain about it at first then just go along with whatever dumb shit they have planned hoping I don’t have to participate the full time. Wouldn’t be so bad if the parents didn’t act like their kids are still 12. They’re the complete opposite of normal empty nesters that spend that time doing their own thing. Instead I think their only hobby is wishing their kids never got older and making all too frequent trips to spend the weekend with us. Thank god her sibling gave them a grandkid to keep them distracted so it’s slowed down the frequency of visits to every 4-6 weeks lol
MLS posted it in the egg thread already but I had completely forgotten about this shitshow. What do you have today babe? - "Well apparently there are a couple Anconas that I just HAVE to see so I'm about to drive 50 minutes to facetime her with fucking chickens"
There's literally no such thing as a non-GMO chicken - they've all been selectively bred for 5000 years. Unless they're getting red junglefowl from SE Asia.
But it’s ok if it was done sorta accidentally through human selection. Only scary if we actually know what we’re doing and make selective specific selective changes because mother nature or something.
It means they aren't fed GMO crops - but we don't have any chickens with adjusted DNA currently in the U.S. GMO cows we've had in circulation for a couple of years.
Ha, funny enough before the game Sunday I told her I reserve the right to not be available if Nebraska makes a miraculous run through the B10 tournament. Then told her the chances they even make it were about 0.1%
I also had to go pick up a turkey from Compton with a stripper once. A client had convinced one of our servers with a bunch of different photoshops that he had an emotional support turkey he was flying in with so I had to find a last minute turkey and randomly one of the Deja Vu girls owned turkeys in Compton and she was willing to let us borrow Tiberius for a couple days.
Multiple purchases I had to transport to the house also, I don't know if you've had to drive extensively with chickens in the vehicle before but It's not pleasant. The turkey just chilled in the back seat and seemed to be enjoying the music.
I had a pet chicken that I won at a carnival game booth. It was just a little chick when I got her. The neighbor who lived behind us was an old Cuban guy who grew up out in the country. He wound up taking the chicken off our hands when she got big. Then one day he ate her. That’s about the extent of my chicken experience.