Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

I've learned the lesson to never ask what is inside the 10 or so envelopes we pass out during teacher appreciation week at the daycare.

 

whatever it is, it's not enough.

 

I don't disagree. It's just one of those areas where I enjoy some willful ignorance

 

Oh she goes all out for them, which I’m perfectly fine with. They work really hard and they’re wonderful at their job. She will get them gift baskets and bring breakfast for them which I’m perfectly fine with, but when I hear $75 for donuts I’m expecting a fuck ton of them so that everyone can have them and take some home with them. Interested to see the final donut count

 

Wow with the deadnaming. Not cool, Faulkner.

 

29 donuts.

 

The kids can’t even read what’s on the damn things. That’s a fuck ton of Shipley donuts for $75.

 

I’m also a horrible father and it’s not for Donuts with Dad or whatever. That’s the week after. She got them for his birthday next week. I just assumed since the last I heard about donuts was for the other thing so I am also a stupid husband/bf.

 

Point stands!

 

Seems like a fair price

 

You could’ve just paid for regular donuts and stuck legos on them before giving them to the children

 

I bet if he sent his kid with a couple boxes of donuts to a brewery people wouldn’t bitch

 

Sounds like he’s got a week to learn how to read what’s on the donuts

 

Cinnamon 3 is appropriate for a child’s birthday

 

We tried the 6mgs at my son’s 5th birthday party and the kids wouldn’t stop hiccuping. Lesson learned.

 

12mg Juicehead’s Blueberry Lemon Mint are the best. Twice the mg’s and half the price of a can of Zyn

 

12 mgs jesus christ

 

You don’t get a name like Hoss Bonaventure for rocking 3mgs.

 

When I was a kid and throwing up from the nicotine overdose I just received from my initial dip, I took solace in how cool I now was.

 

Fuck, I just finished breakfast and now I want donuts.

 

I was popping two-6mg Zyn citrus in at a time so I was going through cans really fast. At $7 it was ridiculous. Juicehead 12mg’s are $3 a can so I get double for half the price and a can lasts forever. I’ll just buy 2 rolls at a time and just have them for a month or more.

 

I’ve been using tobacco since I was 13. I got to a pack a day of cigs post hs and a can of dip a day. Did that for years. I used a vape to ween myself off the cigs when they first came out and then switched to Camel Snus to get off dipping then switched to the Zyn pouches once they came out. Haven’t used actual tobacco in a very long time.

 

I smoked into my 20s. I watched my grandfather basically suffocate to death with emphysema and realized that was a shitty way to go and I knew I had to stop

 

stupid joke about your name, saw my fil die because he could not breath anymore too. Makes you think about it

 

Guess who has repeatedly said “you shouldn’t paint nails on the furniture” and then said “that’s why I’ve said you shouldn’t paint nails on the furniture” when nail polished was spilled and is now the asshole

 

Now?

 

Semi-related: Anyone have any ideas how to get like 1/3 gallon of spilled latex paint out of the carpet/upholstery in the cargo area of a minivan?

 

Fire.

 

lol I was thinking arson but yours was much more refined.

 

Her “Can you check what time our flight leaves”
Me unable to find any email, anything in travel apps, start to panic I didn’t book it
Her “Oh I booked it”
Next day
Her “What kind of rental car did we get”
Same search and panic. “Can you make sure you didn’t book it?”
Her “Oh yeah here it is I booked it”
:|

 

Cropped out his name in the first pic but you get the gist of it.

 

For that kind of money, I'd expect symmetrical holes. His house is going to look like shit

 

They really phoned in those legos

 

Nice that they had other toddlers make the donuts for authenticity

 

The physical representation of the meme

 

Again, the kids that will be getting these cannot read. So they do not know what the happy birthday donuts say on them.

 

Looks like a screen shot from the Pinterest Fails account.

 

My passion is baking and cake decoration!

 

Hoss going to be saying for years "why even write happy birthday on his cake? kid can't even read!"

 

Those were $75?

 

Somehow hilariously the letters look way better than the probably easier squares and rectangles.

 

Love how a lot have the spiderman effects of a spider or a web, and one of those motherfuckers just writes out spiderman

 

You also know damn well Hoss took one look at those and then looked his wife dead in the eye and told her how great they looked for fear of getting shot or stabbed

 

His name has the mask and stuff on them as well.

 

Oh no she knows I posted on here about them and that I’ve sent it to multiple friends.

 

She’s the one that told me about them and how much they cost. She was just like “yeah yeah yeah, that sounds great” on the phone with them and they sent her the receipt and she immediately sent it too me saying she fucked up. It’s whatever, but no, she isn’t mad about me saying shit about them. He loves donuts and it’s his birthday so fuck it. It’s funny stupid shit my wife/gf did.

 

I feel like I could do at least as well as they did with zero experience.

 

Best case scenario