Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Yep, it’s her business and business is good!
     
  2. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    Rough stuff for One Two this last page. Hopefully his girlfriend (you don’t know her…she lives in the next town over) can comfort him.

    Not too much comfort though. Don’t want him to become a thread starter after this debacle.
     
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  3. bigred77

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    I was thinking the same thing as I was reading it
     
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  4. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Since y’all don’t believe me here’s her picture

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  5. Clown Baby

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    One Two and Fawn Leibowitz were engaged to be engaged
     
  6. The Blackfish

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    Wonder whatever happened to dump bueckers girlfriend from way back when
     
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  7. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    if you google “aggie girls” you can find her
     
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  8. dump bueckers

    dump bueckers paige bueckers stan account
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    we are happily married now
     
  9. IHHH

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    money well spent

    edit, or maybe it should have been invested in cryptomoney…..nah, that would not have been as fun
     
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  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    No
     
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  11. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    My wife just bought this colorful doormat

    for $110

    Awesome start to the weekend
     
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  12. blind dog

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    Me & fam are going out of town this weekend so I took off at 3pm so we could make it in time for decent dinner

    It’s almost 5:30 and she’s still getting ready. Guess I’m eating fast food. Cool
     
  13. IHHH

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    you eat a decent dinner at 6 pm?
     
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  14. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Early bird special
     
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’ve bought so much dumber shit for more money. I pick my battles on those matters.
     
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  16. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    Which is why I posted on tmb and not picked it with her
     
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  17. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Now you’re the doormat
     
  18. blind dog

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    3 hour drive
     
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  19. IHHH

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    What in the actual fuck, I know you are from arkansas but I did not think you southerners needed to drive 3 hours just to find a decent restaurant
     
  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    6pm is like 3 hours late for him
     
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  21. blind dog

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    we are driving to Dallas for weekend. They have options

    I had Wendy’s halfway
     
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sorry you missed out on Texas Roadhouse
     
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  23. bigred77

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    This IHHH guy is an idiot


    I feel your pain
    Especially on trips, it always turns into i get my shit together, wait...............end up in a rush, get to hotel to check in and 'getting settled' takes too long to actually go somewhere to eat so, let's just order Uber eats, then endless indecision ends up with domino's pizza being the only option open at 11pm
     
  24. IHHH

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    Guilty as charged
     
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  25. Tricky Dick

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    Small price to pay for a fat beaver?
     
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  26. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    People spend money on funny things but would really make this worthy is if she follows up to say don’t step on the fancy doormat because it’s a nice one.
     
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  27. WhiskeyDelta

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    My wife (and to a lesser extent her teammates) have been hand-writing flyers for their games for years.

    A few weeks ago I suggested that she (a graphic designer, no less) instead run them thru the printer rather than hand-write 200 flyers every few months.

    Now everyone is mad at me for not having this brilliant idea years ago.
     
  28. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    wow - really outside of the box thinking on display here
     
  29. soulfly

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    They should fax the flyers.
     
  30. Simon Templar

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    Can you send a message to people through their beepers to an automated answering system to tell them about the event?
     
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  31. Sub-Zero

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    80085
     
  32. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure It’s cake!
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  33. ned's head

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    Propose a meal. Vetoed because wants to avoid carbs. She counters with a meal that has carbs
     
  34. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Not your carbs though
     
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    Last edited: Jul 4, 2025
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  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Those are just carbs, not carbs carbs.

    Asshole.
     
  36. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    My parents have the 3 year old for the night. We're chilling on the porch and she says "isn't it nice how quiet it is?" and I agree. She proceeds to talk more or less uninterrupted for 30 minutes.
     
  37. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    Her: the new season of ____ is out!
    4 weeks pass I watch a few episodes
    Her: you started watching it without me! I really wanted to watch it with you
    Next day: let’s sit and catch you up…she falls asleep 20 mins in
    Next next day: do you want to…..
    Her: go ahead and watch without me
     
  38. One Two

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    I need to see a scientific study about women’s time management skills
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Tone down the ableism, man. Some of us have narcoleptic spouses.
     
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  40. bigred77

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    Some have it, some don't

    Same with men, it's not that hard
     
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  41. One Two

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    I’ve got to disagree here. Mostly because I’m a chauvinistic pig.
     
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  42. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Same. Same. Same. No time to watch the brand new episodes of Andor, but somehow she's all caught up on the shows she loves that I hate.
     
  43. ono

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    at least for men, they make a pill for that
     
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  44. zeberdee

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    I gave up on watching shows with my wife like 6 months after we moved in together.
     
  45. scissors

    scissors My goodness, who doesn't just love a fat beaver?
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    You hate your wife so much
     
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  46. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Love her to death. Hate her choice in TV shows
     
  47. MLS

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    Have done this exact study - women are better than men regarding time management for work responsibilities but dramatically worse for casual items like going to dinner.
     
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  48. Clown Baby

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    I’ve also done that same study (for MIT mind you) and my results were the exact opposite
     
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  49. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  50. soulfly

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    At least she say the line’d herself :laugh:
     
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