She's watching HGTV, one of the shows they are looking to move to another country. "So if they move to Mexico and have a kid, then the kid is Mexican right?"
Legally the kid would be a Mexican, if the parents are still US citizens, then he would also be an American.
Story isn't about my wife, but a female coworker. I was sitting at my cubicle when a coworker popped in and asked if I had my key to the drawers attached to the desk. I said that I usually don't keep it with me (I don't keep anything valuable there anyway). She looked disappointed. I asked her why she needed my key. She said well...I forgot mine at home and now I can't get into my drawers. I was slightly confused. I said well...I'm not sure how my keys would've helped you open your drawers. I don't think keys/locks work like that. Trying to be gentle. With a fire in her eyes she says why wouldn't they? They all look the same don't they? Why wouldn't they be the same key? I kind of just looked at her like Welp...good luck and I turned around. I hear her ask another coworker. Who ends up giving her their key. She prances back to her desk. Comes back a minute later once again dejected. Says the key doesn't work. Then she loudly sighed and mumbled about calling a locksmith.
To be fair, all of the desks/filing cabinets in my office are the same and most of them do open with the same key
Your facilities dapetment, if your company has such a thing, should have additional copies/master keys. But don't tell her that and let the locksmith come for the enjoyment
The ignition for the Gator that GoodForAnother brolift and I drove for our campus job was so shitty that basically any key would start it.
my grandparents own a gator at their farmland and you can start it with a flat head screw driver or basic butter knife
Yep we used a generic key that unlocked all the classroom podiums to start that thing. That led to a few of the student-workers taking it for joy rides.
You should have said, "Yeah, I have the key to your drawers", winked, and then whisked her away to the bathroom for a quickie.
small town park outdoor concert tonight with two bands we both really want to see, been planning on going all week, she been talking abouy it got baby sitter all lined up i just went ahead and bought tickets online 30 minutes ago (its usually just cash at the gate kinda deal, never sells out) 10 minutes ago wife starts telling me how she doesnt feel good this morning i can already see it, we aint going
Wife is concerned that late afternoon storms may delay our flight next Friday. Just started storming here at 1:30, which has made her happy because today's storm, six days in advance of our flight, bodes well that our flight will leave on time Friday. Instead of questioning her pretzel logic, I've adopted the Bill Burr standard response: "Fair enough."
I've discovered that this is definitely the best response more times than not. Just avoid it altogether because it's leading nowhere good
Exactly right. I could ask her how she came to that reasoning but, truthfully, there's not a single answer she could give that wouldn't make me cringe. Avoid.
On my way driving to work earlier this week and my girl calls Her: I can't get into the laundry room(where she has been in multiple times) Me: The key isn't working? Her: No it won't open Me: Which way are you turning the key? Her: Oh yeah, got it open now. Ok thanks, bye.
Thanks to the documentary What the Health, my fiancee is now a vegetarian or vegan. Great, just when I was about to buy a ceramic egg grill.
My fiancée watched this the other day and couldn't get over how fucking stupid it was. She said there's a lengthy bit where the guy accosts a security guard and then acts as if Big GMO or whatever refuses to answer his inquiries. Apparently there's also a scene where they blur out a woman's face and pass her off as a hospital's general counsel and she admits that the doctors make a lot of money on surgeries related to complications from meat eating. It actually sounds hilarious but I fear that a lot of people are buying into the fear mongering. Ts and Ps
I hope so. She just texted me saying David Carter is a vegan. So I expect to get a string of texts of the who's who of vegans.
Thank you! She wants me to watch it with her, and I said I will provide a lot of commentary. I will share that link with her afterwards as a second source. Because from what I heard, the documentary is pretty ridiculous, which I see that article states as well.
I forgot the funniest part. The film features a 9/11-Iraq war montage to demonstrate that more people die every day from meat consummation than fucking 9/11.
Hey I just watched that documentary the other night. The craziest quote to me was when one of the doctors was giving percentages of people that are lactose intolerant based off their ethnicity. His number for African Americans that are lactose intolerant was the highest of all ethnicities. He then went on to say that the USDA intentionally markets milk/dairy in the main food groups of the food pyramid, thus this is a form of institutional racism
Netflix has a FANTASTIC documentary on steak. Extremely in depth. The host travels to quite a few cattle farms and restaurants too. Meets with the owners. Looks at the different breeds alive and butchered. Does taste tests. Etc. My favorite thing to watch on my work from home days.