http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/world/cafe-gender-pay-gap-trnd/index.html A café in Australia is going to charge men an additional 18% to reflect the pay gap in their country.
pfft. American cheat code: "excuse me waiter, I identify as a woman, please take off 18% of my tab k thanks bye"
So I got an excited text message from my wife that it's Shop Like an Employee weekend at Yankee Candle. There goes a couple hundred dollars.
Apparently we absolutely needed 4 Scentplug bases and a bunch of refills for the new house we're moving to in a couple weeks.
Oh yay! She didn't just go to store at the mall, she went to the huge flagship store with her mother. Thank god one of her best friends gave her an employee pass for the sale. Well, no not really, now she'll spend more. For example, we needed two of these, even though only her car has the thing they go with. http://www.yankeecandle.com/product/owl/_/R-1560451 EDIT: We needed 2 because they only had 2 left.
-He used to beat your ass back then, he'll beat your ass again. -Oh I don't think so. I've been taking krav maga so if he gets anywhere near me I'll kick the shit out of him, after fucking his mom.
This morning... Wife: Today is the 14th, how many days away is the 24th? Me: What's 24 minus 14? Wife: 10 Me: There you go. Wife: Fuck you.
Run to kinkos, return from kinkos, kinkos margins cut off shit after folding and gluing 1/2 of 150 papers to popcicle sticks to the paper for a fan, return to kinkos, older sister dislikes something and changes margins on everything...spend 1 hour fixing sisters fuckup after finding out her fuckup, return *again* to kinkos and find out they are out of the original paper, go to another kinkos and their main printer is broken, return to original kinkos with a thing of the paper from previous kinkos. I'm sitting in kinkos and was just asked if the color looks a bit different from original program with messed up margins. This is all over a program that will be used for a fan and then thrown away 20 minutes later. Weddings have to be the dumbest shit that men were ever talked into regarding spending time and money.
Drive 40 miles to buy a paw patrol umbrella off some lady used for our son. It's $10 at the Target, 5 miles away, brand new.... it almost never rains where we live Gas is $2.15/gallon, she gets 35 miles/gallon.