Seriously though that's pretty dumb. Did she find that lady on craigslist or something? Never considered doing that for an umbrella.
Are you sure she hasn't just ran out of excuses and didn't drive there to buy some meth, or suck a dude off in a parking lot for $50 or suck a dude off in a parking lot for $50 so she could buy some meth?
I used to run a print center during grad school and wedding invitations are the fucking devil including dealing with bridezillas who took one graphic design class in college and think they know more than you. The paper sizes are never standard plus the machines have a hard time doing exactly what the picky motherfuckers want especially cutting it perfectly uniform and the color calibration on your design program isnt always going to be the same as the printer. If you want a custom job dont go to local store. Order that shit from a specialty place way ahead of time so if they fuck up they can fix it. Dont go to the store 20 times until its perfect at the last minute. I used InDesign 5 at my friends house and designed my own wedding invites/programs to be very clean/elegant, but idiot proof in terms of margins/simple cutting directions. They turned out fine bc 3 years of watching every mistake possible made by other people.
Guess what! Fucking kill me now. I'm waiting to get my head cut before my rehearsal (no hair, don't care) I just got a last minute request (through my to be wife because god forbid they call my parents who they have numbers for) to pick up the rehearsal food 10 miles away 30 minutes before events because it's 'saves $10!!!' No it fucking doesn't you jackals. It cost money in gas and Jesus Christ does anybody realize that time=money. My dad owns a company he and 4 others built from the ground up. He didn't do that by driving to pick up a $15 hammer 1 hour away. His1 hour of time is worth much more than the delivery cost of some fucking food. (Wedding rant, come to find out 2 sets of twins makes you want to kill your self. Good thing I golfed earlier this morning with guys and I have this outlet to release my rants while smh and just doing what I'm told)
Having bitched about all that. Had a great time golfing with a bunch of friends including several on tmb this morning. The women hated that but god damn if I wasn't going to enjoy that last freedom with friends. And I really love my better half, sometimes I want to kill her sisters tho....
S The women hated y'all went golfing on a Friday? That's the first time I've ever heard that and everyone does it. These women suck dude fuck
I actually have this conversation far more often than I feel like I should have to with one of my good friends. He and his girlfriend are always trying to plan trips and when he's looking at flights he always searches airports 2.5-3.5 hours away because sometimes they have better deals. That amount of time plus gas just doesn't work for me but he insists on it. Not to mention potential hotel stays depending on what time the flight is
When my sister got married last April the guys all went golfing that morning and the wedding was around 4pm. Getting mad about doing it on a Friday is keeping that leash short as hell.
After 33 years of marriage, I am consistently amazed at my wife's "stupid shit" compendium. She has the tried and true stupid shit she's been doing for years, yet keeps the marriage fresh by continuing to develop new stupid shit every week. Wouldn't know where to start the list.
It depends. I do that but I also don't pay for gas so the time on the day off can be worth it if the same savings are substantial.
As many can attest (BayouMafia Zack Zedalis dump and others) my wife is the sweetest individual on the planet earth. Here is the thing, that causes her to do shit that I just can't comprehend. Family she has known forever needs help getting their kid home from school or dance 5 nights a week during the school year. My wife - "sure I will do it for $75 a week." It takes 1.5-2 hours round trip as it is rush hour 10 miles away in Dallas. If you guys remember the sequence of backing into an Audi A8 followed by a ticket for running a stop light followed by hitting a curb and blowing a tire within a 7 day period. You guessed it, all in the quest of helping this family out... I would rather her do it for free and earn credit with the man upstairs than for her to continue to get demeaned and devalued by driving her own vehicle for less than minimum wage (before the extra shit). Moral of the story is I guess you let the people you love do stupid shit.
And then again maybe my wife has ran out of excuses and is driving across town to suck a dude in a parking lot for $50 so she can buy meth.
I remember simpler times when everyone's significant others were cheating on them but not because they were in desperate need of meth
My wife/I just "loaned" +$10k to her sister so her family can immigrate to Canada from Greece. Its more likely that Mark Mangino sees his dick again than us seeing a dime of that fucking money. Her sister says good deeds are paid back 10 fold in Heaven so i have that going for me apparently.
You won't drive 2.5 hours to get a flight at half price? You must value your time pretty highly. I can't justify paying $475 for a flight I could get for $200 out of Atlanta (2 hour 10 min drive from my house to the Park N Ride)
My wife's sister got fired from her nursing job for stealing morphine last year. She recently failed one of the drug tests required by the program to earn her nursing license back. She was living with her parents during this rehab issue. So she's starting a new entry level telecom job that is closer to our house so she asked if she could move in with us. Pros: - she's hot and a drug addict so she'll prob blow me in the same parking lot as a.tramp 's wife for less than $50 Cons: ???
Half price would be worth it, but the airports in our case are very rarely that steep of a discount. Plus, after I've been traveling, the last thing I want to do when I get back to the airport is drive 2.5 to 3 hours to get home
odds of the stealing thing happening are astronomically higher than the BJ thing and I don't think the chances of her stealing something is very high. She's a good person that made a really dumb decision. Well a lot of really dumb decisions. If she does move in, the only fight between my wife and I that would happen is me taking her sisters side. My wife is a ball buster when it comes to her sisters. I'm the one that has to calm her down.
"Listen babe, all I'm saying is who hasn't taken something home from work? I take copy paper all the time."
She's not s good person who made a really dumb decision. She's a drug addict who proved that when she failed the next test.
...savage. Golf is a sport. You play golf, you don't go golfing. You go do shit like hobbies, like go hunting, go fishing, go antiquing. The shit they teach in the Midwest.
You play Monopoly, too. Doesn't make it a sport. Lived much of my life in the Midwest, and nobody taught me antiquing.