Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    Sent this to my wife:

    "Why is he trying to talk over that music?"
     
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  2. CF3234

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    30 seconds of meh, but the payoff was worth it
     
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  5. Killy Me Please

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    I told my gf that I sent my friend rice crispy treats from this co. (They're fucking awesome) fuck the backstory. Anyways she's always been jealous of her. I never fucked her even when I knew I could. Shes my boy. That's just the way it is.

    Anyway. Her new bf thing was fucking livid when I mailed her them (now lives in Miami) because I didn't add his name to the package. I tell my gf this and the dumb broad agrees.

    First of all he's pro Trump and Pro Gun. So I'm like LOL. Tell your boyfriend if he's that much of a fucking pussy he should cuddle with his guns at night because nothing will make him secure.

    My gf is being a massive bitch about this.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Nobody just writes a musical or mails a girl Rice Krispie treats
     
  7. Gambler

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    Or mows another man's lawn.
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    Did you have to have beers with them after?
     
  9. Gambler

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    Yep.
     
  10. blind dog

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    Team Trumptard and bitchy GF on this one
     
  11. Arkadin

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    You think he should have put the other guys name on the package? :laugh:
     
  12. blind dog

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    No, that's retarded. I should have just said bitchy GF. While he says its completely innocent I can see how it would make his GF jealous and I wouldn't be sending the friend gifts. And if she is "just his boy" how does he know he could have fucked her? A lil more than friends IMO
     
  13. dump

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    he shouldnt have sent the package at all
     
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  14. Fafa fofo

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    This.
     
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  15. CF3234

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    Sending a female friend a gift without the GF's knowledge is dumb as shit. Not putting the bf's name on the package is irrelevant but there should have been some acknowledgment that the gift was for both of them.
     
  16. dahldennsull

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    yeah, if she is truly one of your 'boys', that would mean your current GF and her are friends as well. You introduce your GF to all of your best guy friends. If there is separation between the two, and you wouldn't send the gift from both you and gf? there is a problem
     
  17. Arkadin

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    Where did you get that they've never met?
     
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  18. bigred77

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    I have never even considered sending one of "my boys" a gift package of sweets
     
  19. Killy Me Please

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    Lol ive been friends with her for 14 fucking years. Her mother has literally asked me why we don't date. Either way shit has happened. Sober. Not so sober. Sometimes she was maybe weak. But it wasn't worth it. Even knowing wed both let it go and still be cool. Ffs she used to sleep in my bed all the time. Sometimes she was with someone or I was or whatever the case. It's just a line I created for a few reasons. Literally every man in her life is jealous of me for how close we are. Sometimes she gets wasted and it looks like she's flirting with me more than her bf. But to us were just acting like assholes.

    The fact is it was a dumb gift because when we got sloshed we rage on those. So I just ordered her a box.

    Yeah my gf just wants to jam shit like that down my throat.
     
  20. dahldennsull

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    where did I say they hadn't?
     
  21. dahldennsull

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    everything you wrote made me more convinced you should have never sent that gift
     
  22. Arkadin

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    What is 'you introduce your GF to all your best guy friends' supposed to imply other than that he hasn't done this
     
  23. NineteenNine

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    Dick.
     
  24. dahldennsull

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    keep reading... "if there is a separation between the two there is a problem" meaning, if you treat your GF differently with your actual male 'boys' compared to this girl he labeled as his 'boy' there is a problem.
     
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  25. dump

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    when she got mad that he sent her a gift without her knowledge
     
  26. Killy Me Please

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    Wtf? She's slept over my place after bar hopping and my gf sometimes gets jealous. My gf doesn't care I didn't send it from both of us. She cares because shes being jealous or wants to troll me that she agrees with him. She's never met him. Neither have I. Only due to living in Miami and scheduling issues. But we've talked. Her and her sister explained me to him too. And to be honest. We barely talk because of my work and hers.
     
  27. dump

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    and every girl you have ever been with has been jealous of her

    and lmbo at the misogynistic shit that I bolded :roll:
     
  28. dump

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    this is the most naive shit ever

    of course your GF gets jealous when you have another girl sleep over even if it is just as a friend

    and I'm sure that she doesn't care. just like women say that they don't want a gift at Christmas or on their anniversary.
     
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  29. Killy Me Please

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    No. Not at all. Nigga I've dated strippers before. No one really cared except this one.

    She would break up with someone. We'd get wasted and flirt. But that shit was forever ago. I really can't even remember what year it was. So no. It wouldn't have been an issue.
     
  30. dump

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    well yeah whores typically dont care what other whores do
     
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  31. bigred77

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    are you implying that strippers are actual people?
     
  32. Killy Me Please

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    How bout no. Fuck him. I had zero idea he would cry like this. I fucking put her drunk nickname on the package as a joke.
     
  33. blind dog

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    So you get drunk and sleep in the same bed with friend and you don't understand why your gf got pissed you sent her a treat basket addressed to her drunk nickname without telling her? GTFO of this thread
     
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  34. Killy Me Please

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    Like I'm dumb enough to tell my gf that.
     
  35. One Two

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    "I can't believe my bitch girlfriend gets mad when I send this other girl gifts and have her sleep over at my house"

    Do you not hear yourself or is your lack of self awareness really this big?
     
  36. Imurhuckleberry

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    Is there an alternative thread where stories like this can be shifted. Seems to be enough "I'm actually the dumbass but I want to pretend it's my bff" business in here for that.
     
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  37. Imurhuckleberry

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    She knows. Or at least suspects.
     
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  38. CF3234

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    Dude. You sent a gift to another mans girl when it wasn't her birthday. At minimum there should have been an accompanying text saying hope her and bf's name enjoy the treats. You are in the wrong here and it's not debatable.
     
  39. Killy Me Please

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    I sent her a text asking for her address when she asked why I said I was sending dick pics the old fashioned way.
     
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  40. dump

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    :facepalm:
     
  41. CF3234

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    I'm starting to think this is a troll. No way any of this is acceptable.
     
  42. Killy Me Please

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    No. She's just peanut butter and jealous another girl is more fun than she is to drink with.
     
  43. Arkadin

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    You can tell who actually has female friends they've known a long time and who doesn't
     
  44. Killy Me Please

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    Why? There's no way her bf read that. It was a joke. Because she's a girl she can't take a joke?
     
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  45. dump

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    :roll:
     
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  46. Baron

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    gonna need pics of bff for further support of your actions
     
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  47. Killy Me Please

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    Also. If my gf thinks I fucked her that's on her. I don't give a shit when her friends take her out for dinner or drinks. She said she never did anything with them. And I trust her. So why should I care. No I wouldn't let her go out with an old flame. But that's a different line.
     
  48. Shawn Hunter

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  49. dump

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    would she let you go out with this friend of yours? especially since you wouldnt let her go out with someone she has slept with.
     
  50. Killy Me Please

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    Let? Lol. She has never said no. But yeah we get wasted when we hang out. Now more than not being that we rarely see each other. And I don't know if we'll see each other much going forward being that she might stay in Miami and her man is an insecure cunt. Im not going down there to visit just to have him get drunk and challenge me on every inside joke and comment etc. I can already tell what will happen. Either way she seems happy. So if he makes her happy I'm happy. But i rather not make a vacation trip out of it now.