Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

Back up for a second. How do you stalk someone's iCloud

 

if you have, say, an iPhone and an iPad and have them both signed in to your iCloud, messages go to both machines...

 

i'm thinking about the quality of a strip club that lets you take pictures, let alone 40-60

 

New Orleans is not a clean place

 

last strip club i went to in new orleans, one of the strippers said they had a company meeting that day for management to tell the strippers to stop spitting cum on the floor. just spit it into a bottle.

 

A&M grad?

 

If you have a shared account through your provider. You each have a passcode and when you access it you can see the conversations had on said smartphone

 

Sounds like a high class establishment

 

Well my wife lost her wallet for the 430rd time, and she just left the house with my credit card. Ts & Ps would be appreciated.

 

Sounds like it's time for a new wife.

 

Am I allowed to keep my children, house & money? Shocking your fucktard self doesn't understand things. Go post in 58 threads

 

Considering she lost your credit card, I'd say no on the money front.

 

She didn’t lose my credit card

Spoiler

yet

 

I'm just assuming the inevitable.

 

I would’ve probably claim it as stolen right after she got out of the house.

 

IvanTheTerrible so how did things end up with your friend? Did he ever apologize for being beta?


I wouldve promptly texted "have fun with you witch of a wife . You can crash at my place when yall divorce. You should've married Amy like you said after all huh? You were right about Sam too....shes put on weight and isn't smart enough to to be an MD. DO school is where she belongs. Call me when you can on you other cell phone. "

 

well then you would be a female

 

For telling my friend I'll be there for him whenever it ends and helping speed things up?

 

no, because you kept rambling on about it like a female

 

He's currently visiting her.

I'm not going to stop being his friend (He's a good dude). I just won't stand for his wifes shit.

 

Seems as though he's not willing to extend you the same courtesy.

 

Don’t see what could be so bad about strip club pictures to get that kind of reaction from a wife who was otherwise cool with it, short of fucking a stripper or getting a blow job... and if there are pictures of that your friends are retarded and have herpes at best.

 

Hi, I'm back after a long reprieve with two anecdotes.

First, we watched my in-laws dogs a few weeks back. I was in a rush to let them out before work one day and notcied the small one pooped on the porch. I texted on the way to work and asked my wife to please grab it because I was late to work. She conveniently skipped over the text, responding to the text just prior and just after. Later that night she let the dogs out and one of them stepped in shit on the way in and tracked it all over the floor. She blamed me, of course, and then said I should have re-texted if she didn't reply. Yeah, sure.

Second story of rage:

My wife's office is moving, and we're getting the fridge. Hey, free beer fridge, cool. First, I asked for her to confirm we could borrow the trailer to haul it 3 times - only did so this AM when we have to move it. Banner start.

Then, while en route, I ask if she cleared the garage so we can get it into the basement. Um, no, didn't think about that. Yee hah!

At the office to get it out, and the back service entrance and parking lot is being sealcoated today. Oops, they didn't tell us! (Of course not)

Moving the fridge, I notice there is a water line for an ice maker. Did you bring or do you have a wrench? Oh, I forgot about that part.

Seriously, the lack of plnning is unreal.

I forced her to walk to the gas station and borrow one from them. I wasn't friving home to pick up my tools, nor allowing her to drive with the trailer attached.

Fucking moron.

 

Not bringing the tools is on you

 

Feel like most of this is actually on you tbh

 

You guys deserve each other

 

So you're getting a free fridge because of your wife, and you throw a fit over shit you should have thought of yourself. Nice.

 

He also was running so late that he didn't have 30 seconds. Sounds like he might need to wake up earlier or something idk

 

A guy bitching about his wife not thinking about clearing the garage or bringing some tools would be like a woman bitching about her husband not thinking about bringing some gloss or tampons.

Do your job dude

 

seriously expecting your wife to think of bringing tools and ask for a trailer?


you are the female in the relationship

 

Tough return to the thread...

 

Who doesn’t keep a small tool kit in their truck?

 

Women

 

Not her idea, but my wife has jumper cables & tool set in her vehicle. I told her if she removes either she can call AAA to get help.

 

Not sure giving your wife jumper cables is a great idea. Only options are 1) she fucks up trying to use them herself, 2) asks some random dude to help her (and then he bangs her) or 3) you have to go meet her where the car died (which means you could just have them in your car anyway). AAA is a better option all the way around anyway.

 

1) Putting air in tires & jumping the vehicle are the two things she can do.

2 ) Thats her choice. My choice is using the tire iron for something besides changing a tire.

3) I tell her to call AAA if its a tire, or jumping it doesnt work.

Also, its good to have if i drive her car or we are taking her car for some reason.

 

So then the AAA guy bangs her?

 

AAA guys have all the sex

 

I repsectfully disagree with all of you.

 

I repsect you too

 

Hell hath no fury like a girlfriend whose friend gets engaged before her.

 

Yeah, if she's nuts

 

She=nuts

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I check this thread more for the posts that turn out to be stupid shit a poster did.

 

Can you confirm whether women be shoppin'

 

Oh they be shoppin' alright. In the words of my Dad "You knew she was a woman when you took up with her."