Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    If the animal lives only in water, it's seafood folks. Unless your some stupid hipster that says freshwater food.
     
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  2. Fafa fofo

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    I've never considered freshwater fish "Seafood" I get the point, but if some one said hey, lets get seafood, I would not expect bass or catfish or crappie, I'd just call that fish, not freshwater food.
     
  3. Arkadin

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    Bass and catfish are not exclusive to freshwater
     
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  4. superfly0212

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    For whatever reason, my wife will load the dishwasher but never start it. We probably split the dishes 50/50 just depending on whose home. But for some damn reason, she refuses to start it.
    I will come home and be ready to unload and load and start all over again, but the dishes are dirty.
     
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  5. Arkadin

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    Y'all also realize that seas can be freshwater too right? I'm so confused by this
     
  6. Fafa fofo

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    Yeah, Seabass is not the same as bass though right, and it does not come close to having a similar taste.
     
  7. Fafa fofo

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    But I get and concede your point.
     
  8. a.tramp

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  9. Arkadin

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    Seabass is one of many types of bass in the bass family. There are tons of species of bass
     
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  10. NineteenNine

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    well, this took a weird turn.
     
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  11. Arkadin

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    I don't think LetItSoak expected to find out his wife posts here
     
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  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no mackerel
    I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no mackerel
    I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass
     
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  13. Imurhuckleberry

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    Technically yes it's just a large body of water but colloquially it's used to describe large areas of salt water. That said my guess is that she was visualising salmon being grizzly plucked out of the river on the Katmai when she made the comment. A river is not, by any definition I've heard of, a sea.

    Even if she legit thought salmon were solely riverine it would still be hard to be impressed after the zoological wondery that we got here a few days back. I mean, At least she new salmon existed right? She wasn't like salmon are just baby tuna or something.
     
  14. bigred77

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    stupid shit guys argue about on the internet
     
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  15. Norm Peterson

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    A thread encompassing the entire board?
     
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  16. jbr

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    Not a specific thing to bitch about, but women and their fucking hair appointments drive me nuts. Paying $200 once every six weeks to watch my kids for three hours while my wife yaps away with her friends at the salon and gets her color touched up is going to land me on the news one day.
     
  17. NineteenNine

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  18. jbr

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    Yikes what, motherfucker? I just paid $185 to watch my kids for three hours and my wife’s hair looks marginally more fake blond than it did three hours ago. To top it off, she “had” to stop at Target on the ride home.

    Yes, I’m heated at the moment.
     
  19. NineteenNine

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  20. GGCD

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    BREAKING: My GF officially says "Hammy Downs"
     
  21. NineteenNine

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  22. jbr

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  23. mp_22

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    Oh you too ?
     
  24. tjsblue

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    In North America, although not generally in the United Kingdom, the term "seafood" is extended to fresh water organisms eaten by humans, so all edible aquatic life may be referred to as seafood. For the sake of completeness, this article includes all edible aquatic life.

    You learn something every day. I would call all aquatic life seafood. But I'm not from the U.K.
     
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  25. Shawn Hunter

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    $200 for hair seems like a lot.
     
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  26. Festus McBadass

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    You must not have a girlfriend
     
  27. Shawn Hunter

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    Pretty sure I'd end it if I learned she was spending $200 every 6 weeks on her hair.
     
  28. Festus McBadass

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    It’s not that uncommon
     
  29. Shawn Hunter

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    Just makes dating world decisions easier for me now then.
     
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  30. bigred77

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    i swear if you can convince a few females your new style of hair or nail product is pretty, you can charge anything you want for it
     
  31. Fred Flintstone

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    The coloring has to be the bulk of that. My wife goes to a high end place and it’s not even half of that.
     
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  32. Celemo

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    Was over at the in laws for dinner and the topic of Christmas movies came up...Scrooged, A Christmas Story, Elf, etc.

    Me: Did you know Ralphie from ACS played Ming Ming, the elf supervisor in Elf?

    Wife: ??? Ming Ming...the big black guy from the department store?

    Me: Yes, little blond haired and blue eyed Ralphie grew up to portray a fat black man in Elf.

    Achievement unlocked: Asshole level 99
     
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  33. dump

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    You also live in Mississippi, right?
     
  34. Doc Louis

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    Looks black if you saying your eyes really really tight. Like close them all the way
     
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  35. NP13

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    never seen any of those christmas movies
     
  36. Fred Flintstone

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    About 100 miles east.
     
  37. HotMic

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    Did some last minute shopping today (kill me) while the kids were at my parents. She was backing out of her parking space when a clearly visible car behind us waiting in the mile-long line of traffic we just walked past lays on its horn.

    Me: "You see them, right?"
    Her: "You know, you could have told me that there was a car behind us!"
    Me:

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  38. Cabs

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    Most Shawn hunter posts ever
     
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  39. bigred77

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    3 year olds birthday party was plannwd for yesterday, delayed until today due to rain
    aint shit around here ready (besides my garage and bbq) and she even took the day off on friday to get ready

    told people to show up at 1pm, i cant wait for the panic when she rolls out of bed, unfortunately it will involve me "helping" in too many ways
     
  40. REGGNECK

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    Wake her ass up ...
     
  41. mal630

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    I can’t envision a scenario where I would let my girlfriend drive me anywhere. I absolutely hate backseat drivers but I feel like if I don’t speak up we will die.
     
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  42. Norm Peterson

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    Preach
     
  43. HotMic

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    I had four Pimp My Sleighs at lunch, otherwise I would have been driving.

    In her defense, she normally is a really good driver, not sure what happened there. All I know is it was somehow my fault (even though she gets pissed if I speak up any other time).
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    200 dollars every 6 weeks for hair is a lot, simple Shawn isn't wrong
     
  45. Fafa fofo

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    Christmas party season is worse. 30-60 bucks to “do her hair”. Not a cut, just a shampoo and a style. Add product, blow it out, and “do it pretty”. And I’m an asshole for saying I have seen it done better by herself or our daughter.

    Isn’t “I think it looks better when you do it a compliment”?
     
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  46. One Two

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    Arkadin out and about today in multiple threads looking for those hills to die on
     
  47. Arkadin

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    200 dollars every 6 weeks is normal for you? That blows
     
  48. Fuck this

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    Gf gets her hair cut at a really really nice spot for about $75. $200 is fucking insane
     
  49. One Two

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    No not for me but I have not been intimately familiar with girlfriend's hair budgets.
     
  50. Arkadin

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    Its a retarded amount of money to spend on hair. But I guess it's just a random hill to die on
     
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