If the animal lives only in water, it's seafood folks. Unless your some stupid hipster that says freshwater food.
I've never considered freshwater fish "Seafood" I get the point, but if some one said hey, lets get seafood, I would not expect bass or catfish or crappie, I'd just call that fish, not freshwater food.
For whatever reason, my wife will load the dishwasher but never start it. We probably split the dishes 50/50 just depending on whose home. But for some damn reason, she refuses to start it. I will come home and be ready to unload and load and start all over again, but the dishes are dirty.
Yeah, Seabass is not the same as bass though right, and it does not come close to having a similar taste.
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no mackerel I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no mackerel I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass
Technically yes it's just a large body of water but colloquially it's used to describe large areas of salt water. That said my guess is that she was visualising salmon being grizzly plucked out of the river on the Katmai when she made the comment. A river is not, by any definition I've heard of, a sea. Even if she legit thought salmon were solely riverine it would still be hard to be impressed after the zoological wondery that we got here a few days back. I mean, At least she new salmon existed right? She wasn't like salmon are just baby tuna or something.
Not a specific thing to bitch about, but women and their fucking hair appointments drive me nuts. Paying $200 once every six weeks to watch my kids for three hours while my wife yaps away with her friends at the salon and gets her color touched up is going to land me on the news one day.
Yikes what, motherfucker? I just paid $185 to watch my kids for three hours and my wife’s hair looks marginally more fake blond than it did three hours ago. To top it off, she “had” to stop at Target on the ride home. Yes, I’m heated at the moment.
In North America, although not generally in the United Kingdom, the term "seafood" is extended to fresh water organisms eaten by humans, so all edible aquatic life may be referred to as seafood. For the sake of completeness, this article includes all edible aquatic life. You learn something every day. I would call all aquatic life seafood. But I'm not from the U.K.
i swear if you can convince a few females your new style of hair or nail product is pretty, you can charge anything you want for it
The coloring has to be the bulk of that. My wife goes to a high end place and it’s not even half of that.
Was over at the in laws for dinner and the topic of Christmas movies came up...Scrooged, A Christmas Story, Elf, etc. Me: Did you know Ralphie from ACS played Ming Ming, the elf supervisor in Elf? Wife: ??? Ming Ming...the big black guy from the department store? Me: Yes, little blond haired and blue eyed Ralphie grew up to portray a fat black man in Elf. Achievement unlocked: Asshole level 99
Did some last minute shopping today (kill me) while the kids were at my parents. She was backing out of her parking space when a clearly visible car behind us waiting in the mile-long line of traffic we just walked past lays on its horn. Me: "You see them, right?" Her: "You know, you could have told me that there was a car behind us!" Me:
3 year olds birthday party was plannwd for yesterday, delayed until today due to rain aint shit around here ready (besides my garage and bbq) and she even took the day off on friday to get ready told people to show up at 1pm, i cant wait for the panic when she rolls out of bed, unfortunately it will involve me "helping" in too many ways
I can’t envision a scenario where I would let my girlfriend drive me anywhere. I absolutely hate backseat drivers but I feel like if I don’t speak up we will die.
I had four Pimp My Sleighs at lunch, otherwise I would have been driving. In her defense, she normally is a really good driver, not sure what happened there. All I know is it was somehow my fault (even though she gets pissed if I speak up any other time).
Christmas party season is worse. 30-60 bucks to “do her hair”. Not a cut, just a shampoo and a style. Add product, blow it out, and “do it pretty”. And I’m an asshole for saying I have seen it done better by herself or our daughter. Isn’t “I think it looks better when you do it a compliment”?