Suez Canal(Egypt) boat jam

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  1. letan

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    they always say the best place to hide is in plain sight
     
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  5. racer

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    Someone get Why?Pokes pal Otis on a plane to Egypt ASAP.
     
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    Otis has been under lock and key since we tattle-tailed to his landlord.

    But the pig is back, baby, and the lawn is still fucked, so I’m hunting for some luau meat. Sharpening the sticks as we speak.
     
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    How could I forget the pig?
     
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    The ship isn’t even called Evergreen
     
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    Or owned by Ghislaine Maxwell’s dad.
     
  11. Butthead

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    This reminded me of when he claimed to be an expert on helicopters because he rode in them all the time

    He also had very strong opinions about the mechanisms of catapulting planes into the air off of aircraft carriers, so this is probably correct
     
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    Well, yeah. It’s owned by her husband.
     
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  13. IV

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    Feel like maybe at least 2 excavators are warranted
     
  14. IV

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    Modern no. Sophisticated? Yes
     
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  15. IV

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    yeah but that has more incest that ep 5
     
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    They’re blowin that bitch up. Mark it down.
     
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    How did it get stuck in the first place
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    It’s a big ship and it was windy
     
  27. racer

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    Captain was trying to drift.
     
  28. ono

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    If this is true, how the hell hasn't this happened before?
     
  29. IV

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    captains are good at their jobs
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    Captain does not have control of the ships as they cross the canal.

    :comicbookguy:
     
  31. Not William

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    When the really big ships come into port via the channel through the bay where I live, the ship captains aren’t even driving. They are pulled in by tug boats.
     
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  33. buy_dont_lease

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    Erie Canal: w0w
     
  34. CUAngler

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    makes sense. Ships are less responsive at slow speed when there isn’t enough water moving past the rudder to make it more efficient. A lot of times you have to gun it to make the turn which is counter intuitive to most.
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    Tug boat captains make like a quarter mil a year

    very important job
     
  36. Bert Handsome

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    Everyone dreams of this kind of leverage going into their annual comp meeting with their bosses to be able to make a case that what they do is worth more money.
     
  37. BudKilmer

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    In Savannah, Ship captains aren’t allowed to pull into port. The harbor master is brought to them and he brings the ship in
     
  38. texasraider

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    There are also channel captains that are required to be in the wheel house in certain channels and rivers. The captain of the boats can stay at the helm if they choose or the channel captains can take the helm

    source: dipshit baby daddy of a friend of my wives who is a tugboat captain in new Orleans
     
  39. Tobias

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    just blow the ship up

    i would have this thing unstuck by now rip to the egyptians but i’m different
     
  40. Butthead

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    Can we bet on this in any way?
     
  41. Killy Me Please

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    I'm starting to think they'll have to unload this ship. Which will take over a month
     
  42. wes tegg

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    how would they? Build a crane?
     
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    That fish tailing leading to the run aground has to be the slowest, most harrowing, “oh fuck, oh fuck” moments.
     
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  44. Killy Me Please

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    Yes. A few of them. And manually unload containers with ramps. It'll be a massive project. But they need to take the weight off it before they move it.
     
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    Evergreen company just having a bad time all around

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  46. Oranjello

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    You’re referring to bar pilots, not all tug boat captains. They are familiar with the shifting sand bars in a particular port, so they are brought into huge ships to help navigate when a ship is entering port. Bar pilots are highly paid for a variety of factors, including a unique skill set, nepotism, self-created artificial barriers to entry into the field, and (arguably) corruption. Crazy field of work.
     
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