Survivor

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  1. UncleItchyBalls

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    mike is really amazing
     
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  2. southlick

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    Would love to see Mike punch Dan in the face at the final/reunion
     
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  3. b7

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    Dan may be the dumbest person ever on this show and that is saying a lot
     
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  4. NP13

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    this is incredible
     
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  5. UncleItchyBalls

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  6. UncleItchyBalls

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    hot rod going out with a bang
     
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  7. UncleItchyBalls

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    terrible questions
     
  8. b7

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    Jen is great
     
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  9. aisle seven

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    Mike fucked up.

    Edit: Dan, still blissfully stupid.
     
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  10. UncleItchyBalls

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    this is a tragedy if mike doesnt win
     
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    people always bitter about someone actually playing better than them
     
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  12. zachary

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    good job jury
     
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  13. UncleItchyBalls

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    eww mike kisses his mom on the mouth
     
  14. Codename Duchess

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    Dan on the jury was so entertaining. So much mad there.
     
  15. UncleItchyBalls

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    joe is so pretty
     
  16. Codename Duchess

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    He would've easily won it if it wasn't for that scumbag redneck
     
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  18. UncleItchyBalls

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    for fucks sake stop talking to dan
     
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  19. UncleItchyBalls

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    this is fucking stupid
     
  20. UncleItchyBalls

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    how did shane not make it? wow
     
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  21. zachary

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    really surprised shirin made it
     
  22. jmuparrothead

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    Seems like the jury always sounds bitter in their questions but then always still votes with their heads.

    That was brutal watching jeff call people out one by one on who made it on second chance.
     
  23. CF3234

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    That's a recent trend. Juries used to be bitter as shit
     
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  24. Coach Bombay

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    Yeah, it will be interesting to see how she does since she admitted she was already a millionaire. To me this season started really slow but it turned out to be pretty good. I'm definitely team Spencer for next season .
     
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  25. UncleItchyBalls

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    They dedicated like 10 minutes to Dan

    :facepalm:
     
  26. Truman

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    He deserved to get shit on. I thought it was great.
     
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  27. Truman

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    This might be the biggest TLDR post of my TMB career.
    I don't expect anyone to read all this, but here are my running thoughts during the finale tonight:

    - shocked Will had a wife. I would have bet a lot of $$$ he was gay

    - didn't seem like that advantage was that big, but mike sure seemed like he knew what he was doing in that maze

    - tough call for Mike here. I think he has a better chance w the votes against Rodney and Will, but they're far less trust worthy than the girls IMO. I don't know what id do in that spot.

    - he went w the boys. Let's see if it pays off. I have a feeling Rodney will fùck him. Hope he wins this next immunity.

    - unless he royally fucks up the puzzle, no way Mike loses this

    - and he did it. What a machine.

    - lol at Will sucking Mike's ass after talking shit to him all post merge

    - another tough call for mike. Will seems pretty well liked. Id go after him. Mike deserves to win regardless. But the most deserving rarely wins.

    - lol at Carolyn practicing to make fire.

    - how do you not practice making fire before you go on. Need to break up that coconut husk more.

    - :roll: at the look on Jeff's face when she broke the second flint. And now he's talking shit to them lol.

    - so many of these jurors take it so personally. Can't really blame them, but it's a bad look.

    - bravo Jen. Great speech. Dan is such a bitch.

    - shireen is an odd duck.

    - MIKE WON! FUCK YES! Seriously one of the most impressive players I can remember.

    - Rodney is delusional. He probably sucks at football and basketball too.

    - Dan is such an embarrassment trying to justify bigoted shit he said. Jeff is clowning him. This is amazing. He is so goddam clueless.

    - Will did slightly better, but not much.

    - :golfclap: for Jeff calling out Rodney for being a botch about his bday. :roll:

    -Kelly wigglesworth has aged well

    - they all have bags. Are they shipping them all out tonight? That's fucking awesome.

    - glad to see Keith, Sierra snd Vetus again

    - don't remember the Australia chicks or the old dudes.

    - don't remember those hot chicks that were strategists either

    - lol. Fucking wu. Love that male bimbo.

    - YES. TEAM SPENCER. Guarantee he gets voted off early though. :ohdear:
     
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  28. zachary

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    didn't watch the season with spencer so i'm excited to see him as a player
     
  29. Truman

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    He had a mike type situation where he had to win a bunch of immunity challenges but also had to be a lot more strategic. He was a lot less physical gifted than mike. Almost pulled it off but lost the last challenge and got voted off right before the final 3.

    He made a very Jen like speech on the jury. Gave kudos to the winner and didn't hold any grudges.


    Everything you want in a Survivor player. He was so good at reading situations and playing the strategic game.
     
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  30. fish

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    Another season in the books, another satisfied customer. I'm on board for the 31st run. Christ, I'm old.

    Taking nearly an hour to make a fire is shameful. Anyone who has ever worked with a flint would have a fire in less than 5 minutes. Shave the flint so that you have a nice pile of magnesium on top of the husk, strike it until a flare ignites that pile. Presto, flame.
     
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  31. UncleItchyBalls

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    Apparently season 32 is:

    spoiler

    Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty 2
     
  32. Truman

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    Welp. Looks like 3NolesFan3 will have to wait for season 33
     
  33. UncleItchyBalls

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    They actually just got done filming season 32. They have to wait an entire year before the winner is announced.
     
  34. AptosDuck

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    Another Team Spencer.

    I recall thinking Terry got shafted on the last immunity challenge in his season
     
  35. aisle seven

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    They totally downplayed Mike's advantage but it was huge. He had all of the necklaces on during his pre-run and that was like 90% of the challenge. Rodney only started finding them after he bumped into him and then followed him around.
     
  36. David Puddy

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    Jeff shitting all over Dan was great. The producers must hate that guy as they set him up to look like a fool during the reunion
     
  37. jmuparrothead

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    Didn't the 31 cast just ship out last night? Are they releasing the seasons out of order or something?
     
  38. CF3234

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    yea, that was some made for TV drama
     
  39. 3NolesFan3

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    I hated the format of the reunion. They could have done a 30 minute special next Wednesday to release the contestants. Tape that shit. Don't take away from you 30th season contestants. The most interesting/creepy player of the season didn't get to say a fucking word. Can't remember his name, the guy with feathers in his hair that was peacocking Joe over Jenn.

    I fucking hate Shirin. There is a 100% chance the producers let her back on because they felt bad for her for how she was treated. No way the public voted enough for her. I can't believe that. Will apologizing and her reaction to it lets me know she's a cunt. If I was Will, I would have simply told her "I've never acted like that in my entire life. I've never spoken to anyone like that. I don't apologize for my comments because quite frankly, you fucking deserved every ounce of it you pyschotic piece of fucking whacko."

    The stuff with Dan was a little ridiculous. The only part I agree with them even covering really is the part where in the press he was lashing out against the show and procures for the "You're mother is a whore" comment and how he blatantly misremembered that situation going down. Jeff pulled the raw footage (I've NEVER seen them do this in 30 seasons) to get Dan to pipe the fuck down. Like him or not, he's one of the more polarizing figures they've ever had. Good or bad.

    Mike and Carolyn both deserved to win, Mike just earned it more. Carolyn not getting another chance to play blows me away. She's the ONLY one I voted for that didn't get back on.

    Joe is fucking beautiful. If I masturbated to gay thoughts, he would be front and center to those homosexual thoughts.

    Haley was drunk off her ass at the final tribal. Penner made a comment on Twitter about it about how most of them always are but she was showing it.

    Sierra uses entirely too much fucking makeup.

    Spencer will be one of the first ones voted out next season. If he's not, these people are fucking stupid.
     
  40. 3NolesFan3

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    Their press tour was ruined basically ruined by Dan bitching about how he was portrayed differently and everything was taken out of context. Some of that is true, some of it isn't.
     
  41. Truman

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    I agree with wanting more of the weird dude. However they almost never spend time on people that got voted out so early at the reunion.
     
  42. Coach Bombay

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    I also don't buy for a second that it was only fan voting that voted the second chance people. Troyzan, Shane, and Jim should have been locks if that was the case, also probably Natalie.
     
  43. 3NolesFan3

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    It's not that I don't believe you, but do you have any kind of link for this because I think you might be mistaken, or full of shit.
     
  44. UncleItchyBalls

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  45. BP

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    Surprised Mike took mama C to the final. Could've fucked him over bc she played a really good game and also won a few challenges. But he played the best have overall. And lol.at Rodney running he could've won.
     
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  46. 3NolesFan3

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    I hate Rodney. Not a single redeeming quality in that little cunt.
     
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  47. UncleItchyBalls

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    Rodney is great television. I really hope that they bring him back as a villain in the next Heroes vs Villains.
     
  48. 3NolesFan3

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    Rodney makes the people from Jersey Shore look tolerable.
     
  49. zachary

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    was funny how cbs tried to make rodney look like a good guy by showing his reaction 10 minutes after being voted off...pfft
     
  50. UncleItchyBalls

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    This is pretty good if you have time to kill