Sydney Sweeney:Making Areolas Great Again

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  1. BrickTamland

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  3. Nandor the Relentless

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    She could just post her normal modeling type pics on there and be swimming in pools of cash
     
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  4. beerleagueman

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  5. DuffandMuff

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    I have no clue how much she makes and started off the article on her side. I’m thinking, “Well, yeah, $200k/yr isn’t much in LA when you’re a name brand actress.”


    Then I see she bought a $3M home in the Hollywood Hills and am all, “Fuck that noise.”
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    She makes enough money to live an extremely good life one better than at least 90% of the world’s population. She probably just doesn’t make the type of money she thought she’d make. Cry me a fucking river. Rich people crying about not being rich enough will always make me laugh.
     
  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    Don't know what the tax rates are like in CA, but what she made from three episodes of Euphoria after taxes ($75K before taxes) is likely much more than what I make in a whole fucking year, so she can fuck right off with this struggling to survive bullshit.
     
  8. ono

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    I'd gladly give her my 100k annually to build a life with her. Minus the alimony and child support I would owe
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    I did laugh at the "I'm basically forced to take a gig as the face of Armani". Like OMG, ew cringe
     
  10. BUstang

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    Come to Houston. I will take care of you.
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    The horror at 24 years old not to be able to stop working for half a year

    :laugh:
     
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  12. HOOSINSC

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    i figured she grew up pretty well off. rod emory a big time porsche restorer let her use his shop to rebuild her Bronco. he posted about how her parents are his neighbors and friends.
     
  13. ono

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    If I was rebuilding a 1987 trans am, I'd post the same stuff
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Was she semi famous at that time?
     
  15. HOOSINSC

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    it was last september
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    So I guess yes and some free pub for him
     
  17. SuperCam

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    Gotta keep that multi mill mansion

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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    She is hot out of touch young celebrity.
     
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    I’m willing to be the guy to help her mature
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Not trying to cover for her, but could you imagine having a 15k mortgage at 24 and in a pretty highly unstable industry where you don't know what your next job is? That shits gotta be stressful.

    She's not right & def doesn't live in the world 99% of ppl do.
     
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  21. NineteenNine

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    Step one: don’t end up with a $15k mortgage.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, yeah...but that's pretty "modest" for a house in that area.
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Whole lot of finger wagging from broke perverts in here and not enough pics
     
  24. NineteenNine

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    Live somewhere else then. That’s fucking lunacy taking on a $15k mortgage.
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, she can't just live in Oklahoma. Not like NYC is any cheaper.

    Not like real estate isn't a good investment
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    there are plenty of places in LA where she could live on a third of that mortgage. I also am shocked she didn’t buy the house outright. I’m not going to cry over someone not being able to afford a 15k mortgage.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    imagine saying she should have only spent 1-1.5 million
     
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  28. LuPoor

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    She could try, there's a house on my street for sale right now
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Isn’t the average price of a house in LA like 1 mil?

    She looks terrible for this interview but I would be pretty surprised to find out any famous actor was living in an average house
     
  30. Henry Blake

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  31. AbeFroman

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    Pretty frustrating to see a bump that could contain a new angle only to read a lecture on fiscal responsibility.
     
  32. NDJOECA

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    Or get a roommate (me).
     
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  33. teel

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    She can't even afford alo or lulu, hope she can pull through
     
  34. BUstang

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    Rich people use IO loans. Her monthly nut is probably around 7k with taxes and ins.
     
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  35. ClemPson

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    If she would stop buying Starbucks and avocado toast she would be able to afford that $15k a month mortgage.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just imagine how much better of a kitchen she could get in Oklahoma

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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    I just threw a number out there.

    I don't know what her mortgage payment actually is
     
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    Probably candles
     
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  39. BrickTamland

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    Sydney Sweeney: finger-wagging from broke perverts
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hey. I'm not broke
     
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  41. BP

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    Reminds me of a article I read that took a survey of millionaires and like 50% of them considered themselves middle class. It’s ridiculous but not surprising how out of touch people can be. Especially in LA or Hollywood. You constantly compare yourself those with a higher status or have more expensive things. She’s not the first hot out of touch actress.
     
  42. BrickTamland

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    Being a millionaire and living a modest, middle-class life is not uncommon.

    Million-dollar net worth doesn't mean you make a million a year or have a million-dollar house (or any other ostentatious display of wealth.) It also isn't some magical indicator that you can stop working or living frugally.
     
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    It's also not middle class, which us the massive point
     
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  45. BrickTamland

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    Disagree. The two are far from mutually exclusive.
     
  46. Doyle McPoyle

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    I find it more outrageous that she has the same amount of Emmy nominations as Rhea Seehorn.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    The median networth is 120k.

    If you have a million dollar net worth you are in the top ~7% of all Americans.

    That's not middle class.
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    it really depends “LA” is huge she could definitely find a nice place in a nice area for 1-1.5 million. She is 24 she could have bought a great Condo for that. I don’t want derail the thread more. She is young hot and out of touch with reality because she isn’t making what she wanted to make. Buying a 3 million dollar home then crying about not being able to afford is beyond ridiculous.
     
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  50. BrickTamland

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    If middle-class is solely a function of net worth, than I am wrong and you are right.