Taco Bell Hotel and Resort

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  1. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  2. Bathroom cleaning crew would need to be a six-figure job.
     
  3. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
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    Are they basing it off those weird ass commercials they’re currently airing?
     
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  4. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    I unapologetically love cheesy gordita crunches
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    This reminds me of when the WWF had a restaurant in New York City
     
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Better come with the orgy if you win.
     
  7. Toast

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    Sounds fun.
     
  8. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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  9. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    RIP Palm Springs sewer system.
     
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  10. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    count me in brother
     
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  11. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity "you're full of beans and so is your old man"
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    They need to put one of these in pigeon forge
     
  12. Soup

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    New entry for the white trash thread.
     
  13. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Waiting for the douchers to come itt and shit talk the bell like they don’t eat there.
     
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  14. Soup

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    Doesn’t mean it should be a fucking resort lol.
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    I'm in a taco bell drive thru right now ama
     
  16. DetroitNole

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    I still love taco bell, but my stomach is about done with it. One of the many signs I'm getting old
     
  17. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    List your order
     
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  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    In the Taco Bell resort, everything is Taco Bell...
     
  19. bertwing

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    What is going to give you diarrhea tonight?
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Chicken chalupa supreme combo with a diet dr pepper
     
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  21. Have you shit your pants yet?
     
  22. The last time I ate at Taco Bell is when I discovered I was gluten intolerant, so I am blaming Taco Bell for why I am gluten intolerant.
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    This isn't really a problem for me because my digestive system isnt a little bitch
     
  24. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    Soup acting like he’s too good for a Taco Bell resort is all time
     
  25. bertwing

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    But the rest of you is

    :iceburn:
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Soft or hard taco?
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    usually go with soft but i forgot this time
     
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  28. Corky Bucek

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    Hey, hi hello, I can’t remember the last time I had Taco Bell
     
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  29. devine

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    Never trust someone that prefers hard tacos
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    No, but I know a bathroom needs to be nearby if I'm going to eat TB
     
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  31. Soup

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    Listen make-a-wish mod, you enjoy your Palm Springs resort. I’ll go somewhere with an ocean.
     
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  32. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    My oldest and I stopped and grabbed a Chalupa Cravings Box for dinner after soccer practice tonight.

    Currently posting from the toilet.
     
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  33. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    What should I order in 30 mins?
     
  34. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    4 soft ground beef tacos, no lettuce, fire sauce, a chicken quesedilla, and nacho cheese fries
     
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  35. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    I’m cutting the soft tacos in half, cutting the quesadilla, and seeing if they will add beef to the nacho cheese fries.
     
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  36. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Is that because you’re old?
     
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  37. Corky Bucek

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    No because it isn’t good.
     
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  38. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    There it is
     
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  39. Corky Bucek

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    You were asking for it, so I obliged. You are welcome.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Last time my wife went out of town first thing I did was go to Taco Bell since she never lets me get it. Yeah I am a bad boy but she knew what she was getting when she married me.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Trash food
     
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  42. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    You are a gentleman and a scholar
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    Haven’t had bell in at least 10 years, call me Captain Doucheface
     
  44. Look here everyone we have a badass on our hands.
     
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  45. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I wouldnt either if I had Torchy’s
     
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  46. a.tramp

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    Taco Casa is where it is at for soft or hard shell ground beef tacos here. Also the nachos and chilladas are fire.
     
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  47. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    Yes you would. Torchys is great but you’re paying waaay more. Plus you can’t get it at 2am
     
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  48. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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  49. bertwing

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    You don’t need any help shitting your pants
     
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  50. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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