Taking PKs

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  1. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    German teams are big on not letting the player that got fouled take the penalty. What do you guys think?
    Robben blew it yesterday. Just horrendous, and Beckenbauer brought up that "rule", saying perhaps it hasn't reached the Netherlands yet.
    I think I'd tend to agree. Bayern had no less than 5 guys on the pitch capable of taking that with a level head.
     
  2. Wu

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    I say send the best player up there regardless of what happens. Who gives a shit who got fouled? The important thing is the best chance to put another goal up on the board.

    It's like in baseball: you gonna send a pitcher up to bat when you need a home run or a fat guy to bunt when you need to get on base? No.

    On a side note: Rooney's PK really put his laughable new hairdo on display. Deal with it, bananagrabber.

    And in before cas sucks of die mannschaft.
     
  3. DelapThrows

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    Soft foul, best player. Hard foul, best player that didn't receive said hard foul.
     
  4. IronLung

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    this. sounds like a retarded rule
     
  5. snowfx2

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  6. tne

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    Arsenal used to do a thing where they would alternate between rvp and adebayor depending on who got fouled, but now rvp takes everything
     
  7. Andy Reocho

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    i'd have the same guy take it all the time(pending he's on the field)

    Shola takes all of Newcastle's if he's on the field. Ba takes them if he's on
     
  8. IT

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    the best penalty taker should take it...
     
  9. RoyalShocker

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    Real Mainboard has always had the person that gets fouled take the PK, which I have always disagreed with as my Spreadsheet shows that user BruinR0ck has long held the best conversion rate.
     
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  10. RoyalShocker

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    We can all agree that this world cup blowin' and ManU destroying Dutchmen is a complete faggot
     
  11. Wu

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    OP is probably the best FIFA penalty taker I've seen
     
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  12. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    That was Bradynho until he was forced into early retirement when the club was liquidated and sold off to various areas of Florida and Kansas. Sad day indeed.
     
  13. RoyalShocker

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    You haven't seen this guy we have on our team named Michael Sacchetti let me tell you now
     
  14. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    just dont let GBG_24 take penalties :loldog:
     
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  15. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    DON'T POST MY PERSONAL INFO ON HERE MOTHER FUCKER
     
  16. Wu

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    You haven't seen Jabz take penalties.

    It was so bad, he was forced to play GK during the following match.
     
  17. RoyalShocker

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    He must be your guys' version of this kid we have named Blake

    If it's 5-0 he buries every time, down or tied and you can literally feel his sweat coming through your headset.
     
  18. clemsontyger04

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    GB was on a streak of 6 straight saved penalties

    Felt bad for him after the 3rd one was saved
     
  19. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    brb looking up hot girls with last name 'Sachetti' on FB
     
  20. RoyalShocker

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    Look for Brooke Sachetti oh my
     
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  21. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    During the game- "Sorry guys, I fucking suck today"
    The next day- "Blake's fault"
     
  22. 34

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    yeah you let your best PK taker take it

    i'm a big fan though of letting whoever got fouled to take it, odds are it's an attacking mid or a striker anyways so they should be able to bury from 12 yards away... pussification and diving though nowadays, the person getting fouled would fake it just so that their best PK kicker would go regardless
     
  23. RoyalShocker

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    Statistics, Reality, and Blake's World

    by Michael Sachetti
     
  24. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    I would imagine that Eric would ghostwrite it then you and John would put your names on it.
     
  25. RoyalShocker

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    Estadisticas, Realidad, y El Mundo de Blake

    -Chilean Nole
     
  26. RoyalShocker

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    Would probably be the best character attack that we've seen in some time.
     
  27. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    I'm sure it would be spectacular if you had a fourth person to hold off the publishers so you could get ten chances to write it. Then blame that person when there isn't someone else to keep Random House off your back, when there is only three of you.
     
  28. RoyalShocker

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    Give me a minute to respond, first I need to send you a text to let you know I'm not serious, but then you wait.....

    Also, need to look up random house, I feel it is digimon related but I've got to double check
     
  29. GBG_24

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    :bird:
     
  30. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    The blame clearly lies with using inferior PS3 hardware.
     
  31. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    It's a sick publisher joke, bruh.

    I took out my hurt feelings on this dude, 15-0. I'm just desperate for your approval :(

    [​IMG]
     
  32. Wu

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    Damn, made his ass quit.
     
  33. RoyalShocker

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    My heart nearly stopped because I thought that was John for a second (avatar)

    Twas scrambling to figure out who we could get to partner with noles and I in attack
     
  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    This is correct. I got abysmally raped in the box one time and then insisted I should still take it.

    I still made the PK, but dear jesus was it ugly.