Tathan Martell will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. C Yank

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  2. IanBoyd

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  3. C Yank

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    Tyjon eliminates A&M following those tweets.
     
  4. hood b. goode

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    lol 2 recruits lost off tweets


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  6. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Pelican reported this a while ago but it's thread worthy because lol TAMU.
     
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    Crazy.

    But he wasn't attending there anyways.
     
  8. IanBoyd

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    when you can make a thread title about a 5* QB jizzing or not jizzing in jars, you just have to do it.
     
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  9. Pelican

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    TAMU's WR coach is a giant chode.

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    You know you're a fuck boy when you post a pic of a ring you didn't earn
     
  11. Odin

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    martell is a great talent, glad he won't be at tamu
     
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  13. Pelican

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    I can't get over how big of a tool that guy is :laugh:
     
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  16. RoyalShocker

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    Julius
     
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  17. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Oh like your guy's school hasn't had three 5-star QB's decommit or transfer in the last 4 months.

    Glass houses and such.
     
  18. Teflon Queen

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    Still not as bad as the double vowel beginning

    Julius wouldn't be bad if you were a black
     
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    Not even the gayest in this thread

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  20. BP

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    You forget Chaz.
     
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    Julius Caesar conquered Gaul. Then Rome. And Smashed Pompey's right at Pharsalus.

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  23. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    This a quote from the WR that decommitted tonight as well:

    :facepalm:

    Dibs on Herman?
     
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  24. IanBoyd

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    a 4* RB, 5* DT and 5* LB weighs in

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    talking shit about your commits on twitter is a bold strategy :loldog:
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    whipped my ass, boi!
     
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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    better screencap those moorehead tweets man because they're gonna be gone tomorrow morning
     
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  29. Eric The Viking

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    Edit: Nvm, way to overreact coach. That's how the leaders of young men should react...emotionally and irrationally.
     
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  31. IanBoyd

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  32. chuckmasterflex

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    I mean, you had to know this was coming:

     
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  33. IanBoyd

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    Moorehead now in the tweet deleting step of the "how to get fired in 1 day" handbook.
     
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  35. miles

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    Show us the A&M board screenshots we wanna see the A&M board screenshots
     
  36. Rape Ape

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    that cocksucker bailed on VT after two years and is on Twitter trying to preach about loyalty lmbo
     
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    Dude went undrafted and could only muster 330 yards receiving in his NFL career and his quarterback was Peyton Manning in his prime. I'm shocked players aren't knocking down his door wanting to learn the position from him.
     
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  38. HotMic

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  39. dome foam

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    looks like aggie will be hermaning
     
  40. Jake Barnes

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    Who was more sloshed last night, Moorehead or his boss?
     
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  41. Jake Barnes

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    If Strong whimpers through another shit year and gets canned, the bidding war between those two schools for him will be :popcorn:
     
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  42. spagett

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    Aaron..... give me your phone
     
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  43. DeToxRox

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    Good to see OSU has its next WR coach in the pipeline
     
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  44. dome foam

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    You think aggie can pay more than Texas? lol.
     
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  45. Jake Barnes

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    No, I def think Texas would win, I'm more talking about the salary number that will result from it.
     
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  46. Teflon Queen

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    They could pay the same as Texas. I hope you morons once again think an endless supply of money = paying a coach more.
     
  47. dump

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    Yes
     
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    Morehead been fired yet? Jesus how can you be that stupid
     
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