Tathan Martell will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. buckwild

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    Classic family diversion. Big Bro runs into big adversity....lil sis posts nudes on social media.
     
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  2. IanBoyd

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  3. devine

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    Someone close to him just needs to tell him he’s not very good
     
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  4. buckwild

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    She's lost some lbs
     
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  5. herb.burdette

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  6. Willpépé

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    Looks chilly in there.
     
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  7. IanBoyd

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    yep

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  8. buckwild

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    dukebuckeye ...your girl is improving
     
  9. devine

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    She wears a corset
     
  10. w2b

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    relevant.
     
  11. ATXCane03

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    Probably so. If Jarren hangs onto the job all year and performs, im guessing Martell dips. I would think the loser of the QB2 battle (likely Perry) will transfer as well, perhaps immediately, so they can be on a new campus by spring. We have Tyler Van Dyke coming in next year and are the perceived leader for Jake Garcia (2021).
     
  12. Saul Shabazz

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    Please make him a running back
     
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  13. ned's head

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    I can only imagine that he will handle this humbly and with class
     
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  14. IanBoyd

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    Tathan ain't got no class, my dude.
     
  15. dukebuckeye

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    Yes, all we need to do if completely remove her head from her body and we are all set.
     
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  16. AlternativeFactsRule

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    If he’s not taking any classes, he isn’t going to be NCAA eligible anyway. :twocents:
     
  17. Jack Parkman

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    This has got to be fake.....right?

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  18. Fudd VanVleet

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    Why do I feel that the next social media post Tathan makes is going to be a screenshot from Notes.
     
  19. Pharm

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  20. Jack Parkman

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  21. SuperCam

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    For the record you guys, Tathan is actually 5’11 and a HALF
     
  22. Gunners

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    His HS coach he went undefeated for is there and he doesn't want him, that family must be something else.
     
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  24. kinghill

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    Tate should stay at Miami
     
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  25. D. Silver

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    I am shocked!
     
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  26. Fidelio

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    what a twat
     
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  27. miles

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  28. ATXCane03

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    3 schools in less than 9 months? Probably not a good look.
     
  29. Nole0515

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    It’s almost like you could see this coming
     
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  30. miles

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    There's a rumor that he tore up his locker today, which would jive with the picture of his nameplate on the ground and being a no-show at practice.

    I have no idea whether that's true or not, but my God do I want it to be.
     
  31. Bricktop the white

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    How does Tate forcier still have eligibility is the real question
     
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  32. Which happens first?

    Tathan starts a game at QB for an FBS team.

    Or

    A Rylee sex tape is released.
     
  33. Pelican

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    Tate was answering questions about whether he'd transfer way back when he had his first media availability as an early enrollee.
     
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  34. GeneralPaton

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    Fify to even out the betting odds a bit
     
  35. backinblack23

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    Tates gf is a model for Dan Bilzerian's Ignite Weed company. The guy is a terrible QB and his gf is getting railed on the side by Bilzerian. Things are falling apart hourly.
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    How we feeling now
     
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  37. Pelican

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    Fields now liking tweets about Jarren being named the starter.
     
  38. righty

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    Love to see the fire
     
  39. dukebuckeye

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    THIS LEAGUE
     
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  40. NothingIsOT

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    Are you going to abort on this dream, or you still holding out hope? :laugh:
     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    “Tathan” and “Rylee” gets me every time
     
  42. HotMic

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  43. devine

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    Suggesting he move to RB is the funniest thing I’ve seen itt
     
  44. danny2430

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    Cool troll story and stuff but Fields and Jarren were at elite 11 together and actually became friends
     
  45. dukebuckeye

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    I once went to a camp with another person. We did not become friends.
     
  46. Fudd VanVleet

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    You hate to see it folks
     
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  47. devine

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    lol why are we so upset about tathan
     
  48. herb.burdette

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    Martell left Miami because he’s having a sleepover at Fields house tonight.
     
  49. danny2430

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    Well I’m sorry you’re such a loser
     
  50. danny2430

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    Why would I give two shits about him not being named starter?