Tathan Martell will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. danny2430

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    Didn’t a reputable coach say he’s best position was at slot?
     
  2. danny2430

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    It’s actually Jarren and Fields who are the friends....
     
  3. devine

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    It’ll be okay danny
     
  4. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Joe Burrow might come too, but he has to ask his mom.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    What did I do now?
     
  6. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz It's out now...I'm using it
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    reputable: has the reputation of being a fuckin idiot
     
  7. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Lmao
     
  8. IronLung

    IronLung #systeme #tchakap
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    Honestly surprised it took this long for Williams to be named starter. RIP Tathan’s insta model girlfriend, he can at least take solace in the fact that he hit it without accomplishing a thing.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    User danny2430 is totally taking the news about Tathan like a sane person and definitely doesn’t care about him not being named the starter!
     
  10. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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    Uh, terry benedict ring a bell?
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I only lied about being a thief and I don’t do that anymore
     
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  12. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Steal?
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Lie
     
  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Liar.
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Can anyone confirm if Herbie loves this approach?
     
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  18. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    We paid more for a better coach :smug:
     
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  19. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    man this pic did not age well at all
     
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  20. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    you were spot on
     
  21. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    I take no joy in Tathan not getting the starting job.
     
  22. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    :loldog:
     
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  23. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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  24. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    :warn:

    :warn: :warn:
     
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  25. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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  26. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    :warn:
     
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  27. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    he is all HUSK
     
  28. IanBoyd

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    watch out bois, dump got his hands on some imperial sugar dr. pepper tonight.
     
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  29. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    so not talented and no longer plays any sports?
     
  30. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    :warn:
     
  31. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    QB's named Tate are always shit heads
     
  32. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    tbf this was before I knew his actual name was Tathan.
     
  33. wes tegg

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    The biggest injustice in this board’s history is this post not being treated like the TRUMAN steak and samarrand clean bracelets.
     
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  34. Sex Fuckhead

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    Idk man i think the Truman steak and clean bracelets read much easier than 6 paragraphs about bonds and debt financing.

    Maybe we could amend the post you quoted to: TLDR; A&M fans have no idea how money works and the school is and has been running on a deficit for awhile.
     
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  35. TDCD

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    Which gets ridden harder this year, the bench by tate or las vegas area penii by rhylee

    boom roasted
     
  36. hood b. goode

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  37. Fidelio

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    ^^ dome foam doing lines with sumlin at the time of that post
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    Ain’t no body got time to read all that shit
     
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  39. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    You gave Jimbo 9 figures to live in College Station. I got the coach wrong and the rich, drunk guy at the auction part right.
     
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  41. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    I mean he just won $2 million playing basketball on ESPN :idk:
     
  42. RalfBully

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    Couple questions:

    Why was Tate ever jizzing in jars?

    Why Tathan?

    Is Tate the same dude as Prototype?
     
  43. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Don't forget to wash your hands!
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    It was funny up until this point

    :bro:
     
  44. devine

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    No he didnt
     
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  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. dukebuckeye

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  47. Muddy Badger

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    Well, actually, first he likes this approach but then he changes his mind and he loves this approach if you read carefully.
     
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  48. IanBoyd

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    checking in to see if dump survived the sugar binge last night.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    :drdump:
     
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  50. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    it was a nice memory when we thought that we would settle on little ol’ Tommy Boy Herman
     
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