Tathan Martell will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. G46

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    This guy isn’t serious. He started hyping him as soon as he left Ohio St. Almost every “analyst” was calling for him to start, the only people that were questioning it were people that actually saw him at Miami, and in turn the people that read those reports.
     
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  2. herb.burdette

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    Does Chip Kelly have a QB at UCLA?
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. CloudBerry

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    Quantum Leap except it's Tate Martell portalling to a new college every week teaching dudes how to bro
     
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  5. IanBoyd

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    Tathan Portelle
     
  6. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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  7. Jack Parkman

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    Not Martell related but <3

     
  8. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Tathan being their version of Hunter Renfrow
     
  9. TDCD

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  10. Nole0515

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  11. Fidelio

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    he should go to unlv or sdsu
     
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  12. Saul Shabazz

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  13. Corky Bucek

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    He should go to Nevada to battle it out with Malik Henry
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    That poor Qb coach would kill him self
     
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  15. Futureman

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    I'm sure the NCAA will allow Tate to be immediately eligible at his next school and not have to sit out a year yep yep that's certainly going to happen
     
  16. IanBoyd

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    Regarding Tathan and Sam Ehlinger, the great A&M prophet Taylor bathroom Hamm circa 5 fired jobs ago:

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  17. Jack Parkman

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    Tate Martell might not have attended Miami's practice on Monday, but he was present at a team meeting later in the day and addressed his teammates about the situation that he is going through a source told 247Sports and InsideTheU.

    That same source added that Martell was inside the program's facilities on Tuesday and said that Martell is expected to be at practice.
     
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  18. nexus

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    since when is not being very good considered a situation?
     
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  19. Futureman

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    Martell: "Coach i'm going to transfer."

    Diaz: "Fine, we are going to block your transfer to everywhere but Rutgers."

    Martell: "You didn't let me finish, i'm going to transfer some bitcoin around and am thinking about buying a hot tub. See you at practice."
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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  21. Jack Parkman

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    No Tathan at miami’s Media day today? I would imagine Diaz knows it wouldn’t turn out well with a mic in front of him right now
     
  22. ATXCane03

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    That’s Bubba Bolden’s mom
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    That's every angry white lady that wants to talk to your manager/coach.
     
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  24. Pelican

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  25. ATXCane03

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    3rd on the depth chart apparently
     
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  26. devine

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    Please don’t tell danny2430 he was just beginning to heal
     
  27. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Really want him to transfer and challenge Shea Patterson's record for changing commitments and schools over an 8 year period
     
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  28. ButchCassidy

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    WOOF
     
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  29. AlternativeFactsRule

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  30. Futureman

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    Kiel doesn't hold a candle to Patterson's school affiliations when you consider high school transfer+ college public commitments + college transfer list
     
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  31. marcus

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    Thank goodness we dodged this bullet.
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    It's a good thing Georgians are incredibly fat and racist so you got yourself a Justin Fields.
     
  33. ned's head

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    From 3/19. I am simultaneously wizard and excited for what is to come

     
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  34. danny2430

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    I don’t understand how this turned into me actually liking the kid

    Am I being e-bullied right now?
     
  35. Jack Parkman

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    I have no idea how he’s 3rd string
     
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  36. ATXCane03

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    They rotated all 3 QB's before making a decision on the starter, so it's possible that they will do the same with Perry and Martell. Guess we'll see tomorrow.
     
  37. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    the secret is to keep transferring before he actually uses any of his eligibility. if he plays this right, he could ride this wave well into his thirties!
     
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  38. Jigga

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    Is he the short one?
     
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  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    On a serious note, what is wrong with her jaw/chin?
     
  41. shabooty

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    Am I a bad person if I want Tate to transfer to Nevada and that prompts a reality show about the QB battle between him and Malik? That makes me a bad person, right?
     
  42. dukebuckeye

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    Auditioning for the role of Joker on the new Batman.
     
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  43. OZ

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    Actualllllllyyyyyy

    He didn’t have any of the top end speed we believed he had, he was really marginal on the field under Riley and didn’t show anything like his classmate JD Spielman so he transferred early last year to Oregon State.

    He wasn’t a Tate level, but I believe it when Ohio State fans said they weren’t really worried about losing him to us.

    An extremely small dude that could cut on a dime, but didn’t have the top end speed (maybe because of senior year injury?) that allows you to make it as a stud at the college level doing that stop and start shit.
     
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  44. huskerrolly

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    Stop
     
  45. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Oh god, rolly telling me to stop, you graduate high-school yet buddy?
     
  46. BP

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    Went nuts on the lip filler.
     
  47. Killy Me Please

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    So the Canes have three 3rd string QBs. Makes sense.
     
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  48. NilesIrish

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    I laughed so hard at this. My 4 year old drops "actuallllyyyy" on me all the time and it is hilarious.
     
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  49. huskerrolly

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    They don’t care about Nebraska shit.
     
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