Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. devine

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  8. IanBoyd

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    did a single player for that Bishop Gorman team turn out to be worth a shit in college?
     
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    Haskell Garrett has played and will again be a depth guy at DT. But yeah they mostly haven’t done much at all.
     
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  11. CF3234

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    Brevin Jordan is good
     
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    If you listen to Miami fans, Brevin Jordan is a Voltron-like combination of Kellen Winslow, Sr., Tony Gonzalez, Jason Witten and Shannon Sharpe, but even stronger and faster and completely unstoppable on the field. It's just that Richt held him back.
     
  13. CaneKnight

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    Are you talking about the random people u follow on twitter or the mentally handicapped dude you losers spend an entire thread laughing at?
     
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    I don't even have Twitter. I'm talking about living in South Florida, having a very large family who are very vocal (and financial) Miami supporters and even otherwise rational posters on a Canes board I post on. All I continue to hear is how Florida will simply have no answer for Brevin Jordan and Will Mallory because they are apparently the greatest TE combo in the history of college football.
     
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  15. danny2430

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    Yes, we’ve definitely all been saying that, and not one or two idiots that you’re making a completely irrational generalization from
     
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  16. CaneKnight

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    Sounds like those idiots are in his family
     
  17. C A N E

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    Brevin Jordan was second team all acc as a freshman
     
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    yeah he really is
     
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  20. harvey birdman

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    I have heard this part. Although to be fair, UF as a program decided long ago to never cover the TE.
     
  21. Corch

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    Sounds like Miami is back

    :laugh:
     
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    Just like the Browns :lol:
     
  23. Corch

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    We aren't back, yet.
     
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    Must be all those hurricanes on the roster
     
  26. Corch

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    Njoku is good but Thomas is more worried about rap. We'll see about Redwine
     
  27. El Tiburon

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    Sounds like you guys should draft Brevin Jordan.
     
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    UM fans ITT:
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    Seems like the only one using a bunch of hyperbole is you.
     
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  29. harvey birdman

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    TBH, I've heard more about Mallory than Jordan.
     
  30. Born Again Lefty

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    Brevin Jordan is better than all of your TE’s there I said it word doc it if you must


    Mallory is the second coming of Olsen
     
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    Just like when you said the Panthers were getting all the players.

    Go hang out with DBC and the rest of your fan base.
     
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    Lets keep this thread about tathan please
     
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  35. ATXCane03

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    When Manny Diaz announced earlier this week that Jarren Williams was going to be Miami's starting quarterback against Florida, 247Sports director of scouting Barton Simmons said on The College Football Daily podcast that Tate Martell should consider moving to wide receiver.

    It turns out that idea might not be all that farfetched.

    Las Vegas-based sports writer W.G. Ramierz tweeted on Thursday that Martell "is expected to try his hand at wide receiver." 247Sports and InsideTheU was able to confirm Friday through a source with knowledge of the situation that Martell is indeed contemplating giving wide receiver a try.
     
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  40. Gunners

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    A 5'9 WR that isn't all that athletic and gives up on any sign of adversity should have a great chance of success.
     
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  42. dukebuckeye

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    I mean, yes he is white, but he's a p good athlete. Shifty.

    I'd be more concerned about him running routes, block, and catching. His athleticism will be fine.

    But I get what you're saying. He's a white.
     
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    Braxton is 82x the athlete and has struggled, it's not that easy.
     
  44. dukebuckeye

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    I agree. I'm just saying he has a ton of other things to worry about. He's a good enough athlete to be OK in the slot.
     
  45. devine

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    Yeah I’m sure he’s not gonna be afraid to make catches over the middle or get hit by linebackers
     
  46. dukebuckeye

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    You realize we are agreeing on this, correct? I'm saying he has the athleticism- that's not the issue. It's literally everything else- route running, blocking, catching, taking hits, etc.
     
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  48. devine

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    Oh okay. You were just saying he’s athletic enough to be ok in the slot. I don’t see it
     
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    I don’t either.
     
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    But I also thought he could play quarterback in college so lol @ me
     
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