Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. devine

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    You were just blinded by homerism it’s ok. A few months ago I wanted him to commit to wvu
     
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  2. Gunners

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    He definitely seemed like a player that could develop in time, before he went full Kardashian.

    Didn't think Haskins would be 1 and done nor did I think we'd get 1 of the top rated hs qbs ever on a transfer.

    I'm happy how things ended, fuck Tathan and devine is gonna marry Riley.

    *Rylee
     
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    :pray:
     
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    You'll get a decent alimony
     
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    I’d thoroughly enjoy martell go over the middle say nope to getting laid out and just walk off vontae Davis style.
     
  6. w2b

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    wow, it’s Rylee.

    you don’t deserve her.

    :resolve:
     
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    Tate apparently had a nice sideline grab in the scrimmage last night. :in-n-out:
     
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  10. Corch

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    Comparing Tate Martell to Anquan Boldin?

    I think that's enough internet for the rest of my life
     
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  12. Saul Shabazz

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    definitely send him over the middle for the tough snags
     
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    For those saying they wanted to see him transfer to Nevada.

     
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    Probably should have transferred to a MAC school. Or Vandy
     
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    Honestly, good luck to him. I hope he succeeds.
     
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  18. dump

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    WHO IS THE SUCKER NOW ASSHOLES

     
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    Great post dump
     
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    Aggies stay winning :smug:
     
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  23. BrickTamland

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    Congrats Tathan on transitioning.
     
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  24. CaneKnight

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    Is there a reason a 30 + year old man is seemingly obsessed with seeing a 21 year old college kid fail?
     
  25. devine

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    Lol
     
  26. IanBoyd

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    Because its funny with douchebags fall on their faces.
     
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    Do you feel you may be using “obsessed” a bit liberally here?
     
  28. CaneKnight

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    He’s a 21 year old former 5 star of course he’s a douchebag. But it looks like he might actually be learning some humility here. He didn’t run away and is trying something different
     
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    CaneKnight would be wishing death on that same 21 year old college kid if he said he wanted to become a cop after college. But God forbid a rival fan laugh at him for having to switch positions on a football team.
     
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    Only cause he knows you better not swing and miss, especially not your 2nd time.
     
  31. devine

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    Where was he gonna run to like a week before the season started
     
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    People keep posting this garbage but I’ve literally never wished death on a cop. Being afraid of them and wishing death on them aren’t the same thing I’m sick of people posting this garbage


    If he was a white nationalist though....
     
  33. CaneKnight

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    A few people in this thread absolutely thought he was going leave. BrickTamland was definitely one of them
     
  34. devine

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    He probably will after the year lol
     
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  35. BrickTamland

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    I honestly have no idea where your hatred of me stems from, but I’d encourage you to search this thread for my two posts in it.

    I don’t care about college football nearly as much as you think. I find amusement in a kid being named “Tathan,” and making a “transitioning” joke.
     
  36. Saul Shabazz

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    for me it's just because his name is tathan
     
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  38. IanBoyd

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    Not everyone can *checks notes* rush once for -1 yard, catch 0 passes in their debut as a college WR, how does he do it so effortlessly?
     
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    Is someone going to tell CaneKnight that the martells are trump fans?
     
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  42. IanBoyd

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    link?
     
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  43. devine

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    Yeah hold on
     
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    He was ranked 56th on the composite. Being that low he likely couldnt even score an offer from Bama, Clemson, or Georgia these days.
     
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