Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. fucktx

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    This thread is exactly what rivals looks like
     
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  2. dome foam

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    it's true, dumbass.
     
  3. dblplay1212

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    Maybe so, but nobody but you cares.
     
  4. BayouMafia

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    this is some next level little brothering by the longhorn faithful
     
  5. skiedfrillet

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    time to bow out, SEC has come to stick up for little brother
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    I'm all for laughing at A&M's coach. Money and academic smack talk is just embarrassing.

    And if anything, the Texas guy has acted like little brother itt.
     
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  9. dome foam

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    you realize that the question was raised about texas and texas a&m bidding for tom herman.

    i opined that texas would outbid texas a&m.

    that's not money "smack talk". it's relevant to the question, posted by someone else.
     
  10. jhooked

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    Irrelevant since Herman's next coaching position will be determined by the winner of an Indian leg wrestling match between Mike Perrin and Scott Woodward.
     
  11. bertwing

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    oh shit now you're gonna get on Futureman's bad side
     
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  12. Corch

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    What if we're better at football, academics, and have more money than you?
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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    Then you lose to Michigan State.
     
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  14. Pelican

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    The "Dallas Daron Bryden no longer jizzing in jars" thread is going to be so much fun in four years.

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  15. spagett

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    Kinda doubt this Martell kid has miles of heart. His dad sure didn't.
     
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  16. Corch

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    Hey jerk, my question was purely hypothetical
     
  17. PEGGY HILL

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    talk shit get hit with the decommit
     
  18. wes tegg

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    Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. :roll:
     
  19. Futureman

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    Tegg is bae
     
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  20. bertwing

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    Lol did you really type up all of this
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Right after posting "how about you read what I wrote..."

    Naw, bruh. I'm good on 5000 word posts on Aggie finances.
     
  22. bertwing

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    I hate myself for attempting to correct Dallas to Daron without opening the spoiler

    I blame you for me even knowing who this stupid kid is
     
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  23. Pelican

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    fuck no i didn't type that. i copy pasta from the internet, so it has to be true.
     
  25. dblplay1212

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  27. Corch

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    Lol you really think Alabama has better academics than OSU?
     
  28. miles

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    Dat reading comprehension
     
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  29. Red Rover

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    Starting a thread over a rival's decommitment is incredibly little brother
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    He didn't go to Alabama, so I doubt he gives a shit.
     
  33. * J Y *

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    holy fug I got troled hard af itt
     
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  35. Corch

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    My point was that was the only reasonable point of contention out of the three listed.

    I'll do better next time
     
  36. Pelican

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  37. Beeds07

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    Sadly I read it wrong at first too...
     
  38. fucktx

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  39. fucktx

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    I don't have any strong feelings about A&M one way or another anymore

    I just hope fucking Baylor burns to the ground tbh
     
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  40. Red Rover

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    Just looked at her IG

    Good lord that's one grown up 16 year old
     
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  42. We$tTxO&G

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    the enemy of my enemy... [​IMG]
     
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  43. NilesIrish

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    I just want to say lol at "mortgaging" an athletic facility. Get some donors plebes.
     
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  44. IanBoyd

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  46. fucktx

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    Oh guess I should have read this entire terrible thread

    My bad
     
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  47. High Cotton

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  48. FrankReynolds

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  49. IanBoyd

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