Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

dome foam · May 5, 2016

High Cotton said: ↑

Underwriting a deal in San Antonio and the Investment Memo says TAMU San Antonio is expected to be 60,000 students in less than 5 years.
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jesus christ.

ARSENAL · May 5, 2016

IanBoyd said: ↑

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He looks like an early 90's Vince Vaughn. Cool beans.

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Coach was right with what he said in his tweets, but holy fuck, why would you ever actually tweet that?

Not sure I'd want a kid who would decommitt over a tweet. But lol @ TAMU

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Also, Aaron isn't even near the list of worst male names, but here are some that are...

Tate
Brody
Brady
Krew
Chad
Cody
Skyler
Zane
Zaiden

Moxin24 · May 5, 2016

Vontaze Burfict said: ↑

Also, Aaron isn't even near the list of worst male names, but here are some that are...

Tate
Brody
Brady
Krew
Chad
Cody
Skyler
Zane
Zaiden
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Please direct me to this person. I'm pretty sure God put me on Earth to kill him.

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Moxin24 said: ↑

Please direct me to this person. I'm pretty God put me on Earth to kill him.
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Some girl on my facebook named her adopted son that

Redav · May 5, 2016

Zaiden is a new one for me. Where the fuck does one even come up with that?

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Redav said: ↑

Zaiden is a new one for me. Where the fuck does one even come up with that?
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Some faggot from near my hometown named his kid "Zaiden Tressel"

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Tucker
Beau
Tristan
Ashton
Colton
Colby
Spencer
Oliver
Caden
Shelby
Logan
Pretty much anything black people name their kids these days

All belong on the list

DrunkJester · May 5, 2016

dome foam said: ↑

aggie finances:

Sumlin's buyout is $20 million, and it is due in full withing 60 days of his firing, so it can't be paid out of cash flow over a period of years and there isn't any mitigation if he were to be employed by another school. $20 million, plus the buyout of the next coach, plus buyouts for the assistant coaches when the new coach wants to bring in his own staff (that is the buyout of the existing aggy assistants and the assistants the new coach wants on his staff). On top of that, the new coach is going to want a multi year contract with guarantees and we all know the ags are idiots when it comes to offering contracts to football coaches.

They borrowed $350 million to finance their new stadium, they had somewhere around $50 million in existing facilities debt prior to the stadium project, they owe $20 million to the academic side for the 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2012 bailouts when aggy athletics couldn't pay its bills. There is also additional debt for various other projects. And to service all that debt, they are only pulling in $110 million in revenue (2014-2015 academic year gross athletics revenue). Debt service for the aggy program is somewhere north of 22%. For programs such as Ohio State or Texas, that number is around 8%.

The ags don't have the money to fire Sumlin unless someone is willing to step up and write a check for close to $30 million. And this comes at a time when they have hit up donors hard to help fund the new stadium, the Bright upgrades and when the school is trying to manage a $4 billion capital campaign.

The total operating budget for the TAMU System is just over $3.6 billion. For the UT system, that number if north of $17 billion. With the opening of the med school on the UT Austin campus, the operating budget for UT Austin will be greater than that for the entire TAMU system. The non-PUF endowments for the UT Austin campus are more than all the combined endowments of the TAMU System (including their imputed 1/3 of the PUF). By Regents Rule 80303, the PUF revenues dedicated to UT Austin equal the PUF derived revenues for the entire TAMU System.

Aggys believe they paid cash for their stadium because aggys are mostly $#@!ing idiots. To get the financing for their stadium, they had to pledge revenues from the entire aggy system because the revenues from the TAMU College Station campus were insufficient to make the deal happen.

As for the AUF, pursuant to the constitution, public endowment money can only be used to finance construction money. It can't be used for operating expenses or athletics. And no, there was no $100 million "windfall" in 2014. Every dime the aggys get from the AUF is already spent on managing the insane growth in student population.

For the aggys who insist the school didn't build the stadium with mostly borrowed money:

The gross revenue of agy athletics is around $110 million/yr. As of now, their expenses are $102 million (2014-2015 academic year figures). The interest expense on the stadium debt is just north of $19 million/yr (this is just starting to kick in. They capitalized - added it in to the amount they borrowed and paid for it out of debt borrowings instead of paying it out of operating cash flow - the first year of interest expense, so the real pain of paying their bills is just setting in.. Once they have to start setting aside money to repay the principal, that figure will be well north of $30 million.
Their men's basketball program costs about $14 million, their football program costs about $25 million and their baseball program around $12 million. So, of $110 million, $19 million for debt service ($91 million left to work with). $51 million for men's major sports ($40 million left to work with). Add in Title IX requirements and facilities maintenance and tell me how they balance their budget (something they already have been unable to do for 5 of the last 10 years).

Because their College Station campus only operates on roughly $1.3 billion/yr, they lacked the unrestricted cash flow to use revenues from their flagship campus to guarantee the $350 million in stadium debt. They had to guarantee revenues from the entire TAMU system to back the Kyle Field bonds. That means TAMU-Corpus, Galveston, Tarleton and the rest of the system will first feel the cutbacks to pay for aggy athletics. Once that happens, either the alumni step in and bail them out or aggy athletics go into a nasty downward spiral. This, at a time they are wanting to swell their flagship enrollment to 80,000 and also conduct a $4B capital campaign.
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IanBoyd · May 5, 2016

From LSU 247:

IanBoyd · May 5, 2016

and the response:

Bill the Butcher · May 5, 2016

We had a borderline retard named Oliver in my 6th grade. During indoor recess we used to circle our desks and make him fight the class fuck up. We would throw shit at them and chant two man enter, one !an leave.

lechnerd · May 5, 2016

dome foam said: ↑

aggie finances:

Sumlin's buyout is $20 million, and it is due in full withing 60 days of his firing, so it can't be paid out of cash flow over a period of years and there isn't any mitigation if he were to be employed by another school. $20 million, plus the buyout of the next coach, plus buyouts for the assistant coaches when the new coach wants to bring in his own staff (that is the buyout of the existing aggy assistants and the assistants the new coach wants on his staff). On top of that, the new coach is going to want a multi year contract with guarantees and we all know the ags are idiots when it comes to offering contracts to football coaches.

They borrowed $350 million to finance their new stadium, they had somewhere around $50 million in existing facilities debt prior to the stadium project, they owe $20 million to the academic side for the 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2012 bailouts when aggy athletics couldn't pay its bills. There is also additional debt for various other projects. And to service all that debt, they are only pulling in $110 million in revenue (2014-2015 academic year gross athletics revenue). Debt service for the aggy program is somewhere north of 22%. For programs such as Ohio State or Texas, that number is around 8%.

The ags don't have the money to fire Sumlin unless someone is willing to step up and write a check for close to $30 million. And this comes at a time when they have hit up donors hard to help fund the new stadium, the Bright upgrades and when the school is trying to manage a $4 billion capital campaign.

The total operating budget for the TAMU System is just over $3.6 billion. For the UT system, that number if north of $17 billion. With the opening of the med school on the UT Austin campus, the operating budget for UT Austin will be greater than that for the entire TAMU system. The non-PUF endowments for the UT Austin campus are more than all the combined endowments of the TAMU System (including their imputed 1/3 of the PUF). By Regents Rule 80303, the PUF revenues dedicated to UT Austin equal the PUF derived revenues for the entire TAMU System.

Aggys believe they paid cash for their stadium because aggys are mostly $#@!ing idiots. To get the financing for their stadium, they had to pledge revenues from the entire aggy system because the revenues from the TAMU College Station campus were insufficient to make the deal happen.

As for the AUF, pursuant to the constitution, public endowment money can only be used to finance construction money. It can't be used for operating expenses or athletics. And no, there was no $100 million "windfall" in 2014. Every dime the aggys get from the AUF is already spent on managing the insane growth in student population.

For the aggys who insist the school didn't build the stadium with mostly borrowed money:

The gross revenue of agy athletics is around $110 million/yr. As of now, their expenses are $102 million (2014-2015 academic year figures). The interest expense on the stadium debt is just north of $19 million/yr (this is just starting to kick in. They capitalized - added it in to the amount they borrowed and paid for it out of debt borrowings instead of paying it out of operating cash flow - the first year of interest expense, so the real pain of paying their bills is just setting in.. Once they have to start setting aside money to repay the principal, that figure will be well north of $30 million.
Their men's basketball program costs about $14 million, their football program costs about $25 million and their baseball program around $12 million. So, of $110 million, $19 million for debt service ($91 million left to work with). $51 million for men's major sports ($40 million left to work with). Add in Title IX requirements and facilities maintenance and tell me how they balance their budget (something they already have been unable to do for 5 of the last 10 years).

Because their College Station campus only operates on roughly $1.3 billion/yr, they lacked the unrestricted cash flow to use revenues from their flagship campus to guarantee the $350 million in stadium debt. They had to guarantee revenues from the entire TAMU system to back the Kyle Field bonds. That means TAMU-Corpus, Galveston, Tarleton and the rest of the system will first feel the cutbacks to pay for aggy athletics. Once that happens, either the alumni step in and bail them out or aggy athletics go into a nasty downward spiral. This, at a time they are wanting to swell their flagship enrollment to 80,000 and also conduct a $4B capital campaign.
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Wow.

You are like a collegiate athletics hedge fund manager.

Have a drink and relax a little.

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

looks bad marinetodd said: ↑

We had a borderline retard named Oliver in my 6th grade. During indoor recess we used to circle our desks and make him fight the class fuck up. We would throw shit at them and chant two man enter, one !an leave.
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Haha cool.
Tell us more about your coworkers, Todd

The Milkman · May 5, 2016

Really embarrassing showing by Sleazy T. Go drink some margaritas man. Please get the Aggie complex out of your head

dome foam · May 5, 2016

The Milkman said: ↑

Really embarrassing showing by Sleazy T. Go drink some margaritas man. Please get the Aggie complex out of your head
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i didn't type that shit dumbass

spagett · May 5, 2016

Moxin24 said: ↑

Please direct me to this person. I'm pretty sure God put me on Earth to kill him.
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Check the lacrosse fields and then the yacht club

NineteenNine · May 5, 2016

High Cotton said: ↑

Underwriting a deal in San Antonio and the Investment Memo says TAMU San Antonio is expected to be 60,000 students in less than 5 years.
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60K? just at TAMUSA? What? No fucking way.

steamengine · May 5, 2016

I didn't even know there was an a&m San Antonio

CraigAnne Conway · May 5, 2016

Tanner.

Holy fuck if your name is Tanner you need to get your ass beat

Jax Teller · May 5, 2016

Vontaze Burfict said: ↑

Tucker
Beau
Tristan
Ashton
Colton
Colby
Spencer
Oliver
Caden
Shelby
Logan
Pretty much anything black people name their kids these days

All belong on the list
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Don't forget Bentley

wes tegg · May 5, 2016

dome foam said: ↑

i didn't type that shit dumbass
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Suuuurrrreeee...

Teflon Queen · May 5, 2016

My family always used to tease me that they nearly named me Zadok. I think they were full of shit but they claimed it was a family name.

Teflon Queen · May 5, 2016

dome foam said: ↑

i didn't type that shit dumbass
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Did you read it? Hardly any better

dome foam · May 5, 2016

Dairy Queen said: ↑

Did you read it? Hardly any better
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Sec sec sec

Teflon Queen · May 5, 2016

dome foam said: ↑

Sec sec sec
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I laugh at my own fanbase when they post stupid ass articles like that

Pelican · May 5, 2016

With so many Taylor Hamms out there today it's really refreshing to know that we can all still rely on The Dean and all the integrity he brings to the industry.

Corky Bucek · May 5, 2016

Vontaze Burfict said: ↑

Also, Aaron isn't even near the list of worst male names, but here are some that are...

Tate
Brody
Brady
Krew
Chad
Cody
Skyler
Zane
Zaiden
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Vontaze Burfict said: ↑

Tucker
Beau
Tristan
Ashton
Colton
Colby
Spencer
Oliver
Caden
Shelby
Logan
Pretty much anything black people name their kids these days

All belong on the list
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How did you forger Aiden, Brayden, Jaden, etc?

Red Rover · May 5, 2016

With the subject of the OP being named Tate, we don't know if the topic title is accurate. I"m leaning towards inaccurate.

bertwing · May 5, 2016

Dairy Queen said: ↑

I laugh at my own fanbase when they post stupid ass articles like that
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which happens quite often (swim)

dump · May 6, 2016

UncleJesse said: ↑

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I love this GIF so fucking much

dump · May 6, 2016

also great little brothering by resident Shaggy Bevo posters Sleazy T and IanBoyd

how times have changed...

dome foam · May 6, 2016

dump said: ↑

also great little brothering by resident Shaggy Bevo posters Sleazy T and IanBoyd

how times have changed...
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Thanks

JohnLocke · May 6, 2016

Are you buckeyes actually excited about Martell? Guy seems like a 100% lock for bust

Can I Spliff it · May 6, 2016

Who was that white rb that jumped over people in high school? Hes like the qb version of that

Fancy · May 6, 2016

Can I Spliff it said: ↑

Who was that white rb that jumped over people in high school? Hes like the qb version of that
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you put some respek on Sam McGuffie's name when you say it

Corch · May 6, 2016

JohnLocke said: ↑

Are you buckeyes actually excited about Martell? Guy seems like a 100% lock for bust
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I love him

Pelican · May 6, 2016

JohnLocke said: ↑

Are you buckeyes actually excited about Martell? Guy seems like a 100% lock for bust
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Based on what? Only issues I can see are his height and his first name.

His mechanics are really fucking good and he's an extremely accurate passer.

I mean he obviously wouldn't be a fit at somewhere like Stanford or Michigan, but I think he will be great at a school like Ohio State or Oregon.

laxjoe · May 6, 2016

Vontaze Burfict said: ↑

Also, Aaron isn't even near the list of worst male names, but here are some that are...

Tate
Brody
Brady
Krew
Chad
Cody
Skyler
Zane
Zaiden
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fortunately i've never heard of anyone with those names. this, however, is an all-name family

Pelican · May 6, 2016

And it actually sounds like we may like Kellen Mond better right now.

Tony Ray Bans · May 6, 2016

laxjoe said: ↑

fortunately i've never heard of anyone with those names. this, however, is an all-name family

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Steele was a beast at UVA tho. Lax has the best names IMO

laxjoe · May 6, 2016

Tony Ray Bans said: ↑

Steele was a beast at UVA tho. Lax has the best names IMO
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very true. i don't know if any of those would individually be in the top 10 lax names. but collectively as a family, they're tough to top.

Tony Ray Bans · May 6, 2016

laxjoe said: ↑

very true. i don't know if any of those would individually be in the top 10 lax names. but collectively as a family, they're tough to top.
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I was a big fan of Max Quinzani

JonathanCoachman · May 6, 2016

Can I Spliff it said: ↑

Who was that white rb that jumped over people in high school? Hes like the qb version of that
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White running back YouTube sensations are doomed for a life of obscurity. I'm pretty sure that Cody Paul kid barely even made his high school's varsity team.

Red Rover · May 6, 2016

JonathanCoachman said: ↑

White running back YouTube sensations are doomed for a life of obscurity. I'm pretty sure that Cody Paul kid barely even made his high school's varsity team.
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Naw, he was pretty good. He was however doomed to be a midget for his whole life

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/r...utube-sensation-cody-paul-grows-espn-magazine

Fidelio · May 6, 2016

Pelican said: ↑

Based on what? Only issues I can see are his height and his first name.

His mechanics are really fucking good and he's an extremely accurate passer.

I mean he obviously wouldn't be a fit at somewhere like Stanford or Michigan, but I think he will be great at a school like Ohio State or Oregon.
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Way down on oregon's list after a few other grad transfers

JonathanCoachman · May 6, 2016

Red Rover said: ↑

Naw, he was pretty good. He was however doomed to be a midget for his whole life

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/r...utube-sensation-cody-paul-grows-espn-magazine
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That's no excuse for not being a professional running back. Darren Sproles and Maurice Jones-Drew have done okay for themselves.

bertwing · May 6, 2016

Some lady I'm Facebook friends with has a kid named Bronx

I just found this out and am promptly unfriending her

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