I made out with Joey Lauren Adams in an alley behind a bar my senior year of college. She tasted like the Marlboro reds she was chiefing all night. She said she would go back to my place but she was on her period. I said I’d take a blowjob to which she responded “nah, I don’t know you enough.” I got her number and called her a few times to hang out but she was really non-commital and I decided to stop bothering her. I still had her number in my phone until I got engaged.