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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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    To be fair, he's probably never met one.
     
  2. letan

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    damnit it didn’t load right did it? knew I should’ve copied and pasted it.


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  3. texasraider

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    Quick $14 million in cash
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    $14mm is absolutely nothing to Tesla.

    But I'm amazed that many ppl signed up. Lotta Halo fans
     
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  5. texasraider

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    Cheaper than throwing together some metal and calling it a truck
     
  6. BP

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    Love NDT chiming in, in the comments

     
  7. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    The "stunt" was kinda lame and quickly called out on it by most everyone.

    Additionally don't electric vehicles has massive amounts of torque and HP that gas engines can't produce?? So the Ford will probably lose anyway?
     
  9. Mix

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    I still can't get over how fucking ugly that is. It makes a Scion look nice.
     
  10. ButchCassidy

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    Is the design all Elon's idea? There has to be a team involved, right? How on earth did they agree the truck looks ok?
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My friend just sent me his confirmation for the tri motor truck
     
  12. BP

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    May have been discussed but From the article I read its looks that way bc of the unibody panels. The reason they're "cheap" is bc a machine can cut the panels reasonably cheap and quick.
     
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  13. Handcuffed

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    so elon and the starlink satelite thing has ruined astronomy

    cool

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    what an asshole
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    And he wants to launch another couple thousand
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    He wants another 30,000.

     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    :facepalm:
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Still don't think it matters.
     
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  18. MA

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    About the Nov 18 incident referenced in the Forbes article:
    “In this case, 1 out of about 40 exposures we took during our half-night of observations was affected by the satellite trails,” Johnson told Gizmodo in an email. “And in the case of that single exposure, a maximum of 15 percent of the image was affected by the trails."

    This does need more regulation though. Blew my mind that there isn't some central system where commercial satellites have to log their orbits. And also agree with the guy at the end of that guardian article saying that there is a balance between not affecting astronomy and still being able to bring people the internet.
     
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  19. Open Carry

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    Looks like the satellites haven’t had enough time to disburse yet since they are released from a single point.
     
  20. Harrison Beck

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    So we just skipped right over the pollution on earth and were on to space because streaks on pictures?
    cool, cool, cool.

    Big to small problems is usually the best way to face them. I'd say this about a billion in line.
     
  21. Imurhuckleberry

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  22. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  23. Bankz

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:
     
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  25. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Those aren't rocket boosters. That's a Flux Capacitor.

    The person running this twitter has clearly never seen Back to the Future and that makes me sad
     
  27. Open Carry

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  28. dblplay1212

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    Stopped in the Tesla showroom on Saturday. Was going to check out an S and maybe drive it. They didn't have any though. The entire showroom was empty. No cars at all. Just an empty space with some interior options hanging on the wall and a couple touchscreens to build a car. And a guy sitting at a desk.

    But the stock hit $420 today.
     
  29. Open Carry

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    Stock just hit $470
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Elon just bankrupting the shorts
     
  31. Biff Bridges

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    Fuck 'em.
    :warn:
     
  32. Mix

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    That is really weird. I've never seen one without the 2-3 cars they want you to sit in and see. They clearly used to have them there.
    https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/tesla-at-town-center-jacksonville
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    Yea he said they had sold them but would have more mid-January. I know they normally have them though. That's why I stopped by.
     
  34. Mix

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    Have they updated the models or something? Weird thing to sell off. Definitely a bad impression to give to customers.
     
  35. dblplay1212

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    My thought was maybe they did it to get new models for people to see something different but the middle of Xmas shopping in a huge mall area seemed like weird timing.
     
  36. NineteenNine

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    January is probably a slow sells time so they figured they could make a change with minimal disruption at this time. Just a guess though.
     
  37. dblplay1212

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    This was the weekend before Xmas in a huge outdoor shopping mall with a ton of foot traffic. I might swing back by later this month.
     
  38. NineteenNine

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    Then I retract my statement!
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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  40. dblplay1212

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    It's impressive to see them worth more than Ford today but this article is a tad disingenuous. The other one explains it better.

    Tesla’s current market capitalization is approaching $83 billion and that exceeds the peak Ford Motor (F) market value of about $81 billion set in 1999, according to Dow Jones Market Data. Tesla’s market value is also larger than prebankruptcy General Motors (GM), current General Motors, and pre- Daimler (DAI.Germany) Chrysler or Fiat Chrysler Automobiles (FCAU). (Chrysler and Daimler merged in 1998.)

    It is an amazing number, but there are a couple of caveats.

    First, the statistic isn’t adjusted for inflation. General Motors was once the largest company in the world, back in the 1920s. The S&P 500, of course, was much lower then, trading for around 18 points.

    Today’s largest U.S. company is Apple (AAPL), worth more than $1.3 trillion, or about 4.3% of the nearly $30 trillion total value of stocks in the S&P 500. The percentage that GM represented of the total stock market in the late 1920s wasn’t available.
     
  41. Biff Bridges

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    Isn't it great to see an American company succeeding? USA USA USA
     
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  42. Open Carry

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  43. CoastalOrange

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  44. Gallant Knight

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    i got out of this a long time ago. learned a valuable lesson.
     
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  45. CoastalOrange

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    I actually enjoyed the banter from both sides on here. Hope the lesson wasn't too painful though.
     
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  46. Gallant Knight

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    it definitely sucked ass. i still think i'm right on tesla, but timing was obviously WAY off
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sticking to your guns
     
  48. Gallant Knight

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    No money on the line so I don’t care that much anymore

    but I might name my new colt Funding Secured so fuck me maybe I do
     
  49. Imurhuckleberry

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    What happened to all the tesla shorts? Have they jumped off buildings or are they still doubling down?
     
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