Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. ned's head

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    #1751 ned's head, Sep 27, 2022
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  2. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    They’re gonna be shocked when they learn what the B stands for in LGBT…
     
    #1752 NineteenNine, Sep 27, 2022
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  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Bacon
     
    #1753 Name P. Redacted, Sep 27, 2022
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  4. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Lettuce gabagol bacon tomato
     
    #1754 NineteenNine, Sep 27, 2022
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  5. Irush

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    Brisket rights
     
    #1755 Irush, Sep 27, 2022
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  6. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    all meats matter
     
    #1756 kezarmyaj, Sep 27, 2022
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  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    #1757 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Sep 27, 2022
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  8. blind dog

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    So complained to billing at the doctors office that when filling out paperwork we checked "underinsured" bc we knew our insurance didn't cover HPV vaccine. After a week they called back and are taking it out the the Texas VFC (assuming vaccines for children) and now we are only having to pay the cost to administer shot. Said on next dose write "VFC" next to underinsured and it will cover it again.

    :themoreyouknow:
     
    #1758 blind dog, Sep 28, 2022
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I present the United States of America ladies and gentlemen!
     
    #1759 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Sep 28, 2022
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  10. TAS

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    :texassmug:

     
    #1760 TAS, Sep 28, 2022
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  11. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    clean water is for so called liberal utopias!
     
    #1761 kezarmyaj, Sep 28, 2022
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  12. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Freedom comes at a cost you know
     
    #1762 Shawn Hunter, Sep 28, 2022
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  13. Bruce Bowen

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    Isn’t it neat how insurance tells doctors what is necessary medical care or not? One would think it would require a medical degree to do that and not just some soulless insurance worker.
     
    #1763 Bruce Bowen, Sep 28, 2022
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  14. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    At least have the decency to @ devine
     
    #1764 buy_dont_lease, Sep 28, 2022
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  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Insurance companies hire plenty of doctors to second guess other doctors.
     
    #1765 VaxRule, Sep 28, 2022
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  16. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #1766 dump, Sep 29, 2022
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  17. ned's head

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    #1767 ned's head, Sep 30, 2022
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Christ
     
    #1768 steamengine, Sep 30, 2022
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  19. ned's head

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    Any time you have the chance to re-elect someone like that, you just gotta do it
     
    #1769 ned's head, Sep 30, 2022
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Abbott -Beto debate tonight. No audience because Abbott said that was scary.
     
    #1770 steamengine, Sep 30, 2022
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  21. blind dog

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    Guessing Abbott insisted on having it on a Friday night
     
    #1771 blind dog, Sep 30, 2022
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  22. Gallant Knight

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    What time does it start
     
    #1772 Gallant Knight, Sep 30, 2022
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    7 I think
     
    #1773 steamengine, Sep 30, 2022
  24. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    He was worried about people throwing the horns down
     
    #1774 texasraider, Sep 30, 2022
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    While helpful given the current system, it's basically the government not taxing some of you're income so you can use it on something they should be paying for completely with corporate taxes.
     
    #1775 ~ taylor ~, Sep 30, 2022
  26. Mister Me Too

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    #1776 Mister Me Too, Sep 30, 2022
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    “Sorry you were raped, here are your one a day gummies”

    it would be cool if a whole fucking tree fell on him
     
    #1777 BudKilmer, Sep 30, 2022
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  28. texasraider

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    Hopefully they don’t confuse prenatal vitamins with rainbow fentanyl
     
    #1778 texasraider, Sep 30, 2022
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  29. NineteenNine

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    Kill the mother, spare the fetus.
     
    #1779 NineteenNine, Sep 30, 2022
  30. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Wasn’t sure where else to put this but….

     
    #1780 THF, Oct 3, 2022
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  31. TAS

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    :feedme:
     
    #1781 TAS, Oct 10, 2022
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    Beto is going to win
     
    #1782 Gallant Knight, Oct 10, 2022
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  33. blind dog

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    do you really think this ?
     
    #1783 blind dog, Oct 10, 2022
  34. BellottiBold

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    :laugh: holy shit
     
    #1784 BellottiBold, Oct 10, 2022
  35. Gallant Knight

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    Yes I do
     
    #1785 Gallant Knight, Oct 10, 2022
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  36. Bruce Bowen

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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
     
    #1786 Bruce Bowen, Oct 11, 2022
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Well you also thought Sam Pittman was a good coach.
     
    #1787 bro, Oct 11, 2022
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Sick burn!
     
    #1788 Gallant Knight, Oct 11, 2022
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    How will I ever recover
     
    #1789 Gallant Knight, Oct 11, 2022
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Most people don’t recover from deep burns from brother bro bro
     
    #1790 bro, Oct 11, 2022
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  41. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Would love for you to be right about this.
     
    #1791 NineteenNine, Oct 11, 2022
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  42. John McGuirk

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    Hang in there, bud. Calling the ambulance now.
     
    #1792 John McGuirk, Oct 11, 2022
  43. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    #1793 NineteenNine, Oct 11, 2022
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  44. Gallant Knight

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    beto within the magin of error in new poll.
     
    #1794 Gallant Knight, Oct 12, 2022
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  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    at least the mechanism is there, take your wins, make it better
     
    #1795 IV, Oct 12, 2022
  46. blind dog

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    if you are lying to me you have to change your user name to Gallant Chad Morris
     
    #1796 blind dog, Oct 12, 2022
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  47. Gallant Knight

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    oh my
     
    #1797 Gallant Knight, Oct 13, 2022
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  48. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Fucking hell
     
    #1798 WhiskeyDelta, Oct 13, 2022
  49. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight WPS
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    Ok if he loses I will until 1.1.23
     
    #1799 Gallant Knight, Oct 13, 2022
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  50. TAS

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    Dallas get your shit together

     
    #1800 TAS, Oct 14, 2022
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