Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    A pinch of salt could fix this
     
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  2. NineteenNine

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    they're proposing to offer 7 total licenses for the entire state? Yeah, I'm sure there won't be anything shady in how that's handled.
     
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  3. NineteenNine

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    Wait. And one of the “destination resorts” is gonna be in McAllen??!
     
  4. ned's head

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    We're getting into the money laundering game, fellas
     
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  5. Bruce Bowen

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    Frisco get a casino before they get a liquor store?
     
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  6. kezarmyaj

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    my heb lost power and had to throw everything from the cold/freezer area out and let me tell you people on nextdoor are BIG mad about it. I just went to the other heb a mile away and managed to not get spoiled milk and/or a tapeworm
     
  7. dump

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    The high yesterday was 61 and today is is supposed to be 69 (nice)

    Only 48 hours after an ice storm
     
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  8. TAS

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    Not really sure what goes into where these licenses are granted, but the McAllen/Reynosa metroplex is one of the biggest population centers along the border (and drivable from Corpus and, to a lesser extent, San Antonio).

    And it's probably far enough away from both the established tourism area at South Padre and the legalize gambling in New Mexico & Juarez to elicit minimal objections.
     
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  9. texasraider

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    Cancel the orders for those salt trucks
     
  10. kezarmyaj

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    we just need chainsaw stimulus handouts now
     
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  11. Redav

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    Climate change is a grift by big chainsaw
     
  12. TAS

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    :houstonsmug:

     
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    Abbott doing the most to keep his residents states by banning Tiktok
     
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  14. TAS

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    :shocker: that MAGA Mack has a bad opinion

     
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Driving 2 hours isn’t that big of a deal”. So he’s definitely paid by those casinos.
     
  16. dump

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    The dude who bets 5-6 figures on games opposes legalized sports gambling :roll:
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And doesn’t think that his money should go to the state. Weird
     
  18. ned's head

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    And he thinks he has a voice to prevent the creation of thousands of jobs because a 2 hour drive isn't inconvenient for him individually?

    Fucking republicans, man
     
  19. a.tramp

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  20. Stagger Lee

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    Bring back the Balinese Room!
     
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    Abbot and Desantis should be dragged behind a car for 2000 miles
     
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  23. CaneKnight

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    Nah I need the torture to be much worse. They'd be getting off way too easy
     
  24. steamengine

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    Texas tribune covers it like regular politics on the name of access and neutrality.
     
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    Just helping fascists boost their message.... but sad part is that they're complicit for these actions and too fucking stupid to understand it.
     
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  27. dome foam

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    How is this punishment for Abbott?
     
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  28. kezarmyaj

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    abbott clearly felt like desantis was getting too much good press this week
     
  29. texasraider

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    Perfect. We pay the money but he has to apologize
     
  30. kezarmyaj

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  32. VaxRule

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    “I apologize for not doing anything wrong.”
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    aaaaaaaand here is 3.3mil taxpayer money to show just how much I did nothing wrong.
     
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  34. Redav

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    I get so mad at stooges being ok with doing shit like this with our money. I don't live in Texas but Trump did similar shit
     
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  35. TAS

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    MAGA Mack been a real piece of shit for a minute

     
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  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I just wish he loses his fortune before he dies soon. Fuck that guy
     
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  37. TAS

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    Need him to get middled somehow on one of his furniture sale/gambling scams
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Bad news for ol kenny

     
  39. ned's head

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    We got him now boys
     
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  40. steamengine

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    At least a little positive news
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    No one likes Paxton so I think he might be fucked
     
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  42. CaneKnight

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    Nothing will happen to Paxton
     
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  43. steamengine

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    But he’s so likable

     
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  44. ned's head

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    The fun thing about our top cop is that you can hear that the doj is taking over his criminal case and you still feel in the dark because there are multiple
     
  45. texasraider

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    They’re going to make him apologize so hard
     
  46. BayouMafia

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    I was thinking just this morning about how we need less state parks and more gated communities

     
  47. NineteenNine

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  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    God golf just needs to fuck off. “Why don’t we take this biodiverse landscape that’s open to the public and turn it into a monoculture of grass that needs more water than a small city that only the wealthy can enjoy?”