Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. AIOLICOCK

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    #dumbstate
     
  2. BudKilmer

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    what the fuck Texas
     
  3. ned's head

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    :roll:

     
  4. 40wwttamgib

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    I’d pay good money to check their browser histories.
     
  5. steamengine

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  6. —

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    Woke corporations is the biggest LOL of 2021.
     
  7. Redav

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    Stupid sexy woke corporations
     
  8. hood b. goode

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  9. steamengine

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    Yee haw republicans painted themselves into a corner with this one because the fuzz came out against it saying it will put their lives at risk.

    Dan Patrick is now forced to choose between jacking off to his guns and backing the blue.
     
  10. jhooked

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    Hard to believe police are actually taking a policy stance that makes sense.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It means anyone, ANYONE, can just walk around with a pistol on them and there’s not shit a cop can do about it other than just shoot them and call it a day and go home to their family, so basically just the same old same old.
     
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  12. jokewood

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    I've been walking around with an unlicensed firearm for years.
     
  13. jhooked

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    Even the police don’t support this nickname for your penis.
     
  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    *jacking the blue
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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  16. ned's head

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    Please let these idiots tear each other down

     
  17. buy_dont_lease

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    Probably the highest compliment one can pay Greg Abbott is if it is true that he doesn't support Ken Paxton.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    We'll get to the grid at some point but first the important stuff

     
  19. Nandor the Relentless

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    Guess free speech doesn't matter anymore
     
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  20. steamengine

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    Yet Abbott’s approval will continue to ramp up because he just approved to go alcohol sales

     
  21. Dump

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  22. SD_Irish

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    Why does Texas hate it’s citizens so?
     
  23. prerecordedlive

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    Conservatives really do base their whole platform on imposing their will on others and have an absolute meltdown if anyone so much as politely asks them for something.
     
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  24. ned's head

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  25. Duck70

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    Texas is such a trash ass state
     
  26. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Is the GOP the most anti-American political party on the planet?
     
  27. Duck70

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    No way, who else will save Dr Seuss while disenfranchising millions of SICKO libs their fundamental right to vote?

    :americafuckyeah: :texassmug: :americafuckyeah:
     
  28. BellottiBold

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    it's certainly the single greatest enemy of American democracy
     
  29. NineteenNine

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    I mean, at least they don’t try to hide it.
     
  30. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  31. Beeds07

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    I’d hate people dumb enough to vote for Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz too
     
  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Texas politicians love killing Texas citizens. Surprised that haven’t made a minority hunting season yet.
     
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  33. ned's head

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    Not being able to get the crooked and likely illiterate texas legislature on board should perhaps be a sign that your priorities are dumb and bad

     
  34. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm really getting tired of Florida and Ohio getting the lion's share of insults/examples as a shit state. Texas deserves to be thrown into those conversations much more.
     
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  35. beerleagueman

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    won’t rule out DeSantis trying to out crazy Texas but having a Dem as the Agricultural Commissioner helps

     
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  36. Bruce Bowen

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    What’s funny? is I saw law enforcement come out against this. When it comes to “owning the libs” TX doesn’t even care about blue lives.
     
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  37. Truman

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    Does it get worse than an Abbott/Cruz/Gohmert or Crenshaw voter?
     
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  38. steamengine

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    We need to talk about an emerging kind of grift. The south Texas trumpy Latina grifter. There are some good ones emerging.
     
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  39. Beeds07

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    Florida is bad but man, this is the 96 Bulls of shitty representation
     
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  40. steamengine

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    Shit on my entire family legacy daddy

     
  41. Nandor the Relentless

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    Big things coming soon is what grifters and criminals like to say when they are about to fuck over people
     
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  42. Duck70

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    The fact that Texans arent protesting in the streets over this shit is astonishing

     
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  43. jhooked

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    It shouldn’t be. The majority of this state is beyond saving.
     
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  44. Duck70

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    My thoughts exactly.
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    You can use a gun license as voter ID but not a student ID. Amazing
     
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  46. 40wwttamgib

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    texas fucking sucks man.
     
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  47. BellottiBold

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    It's wild to me the way they get away with all of their bullshit in Austin
     
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  48. Joe Withabee

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    They foresaw the demographics shift 20+ years ago and got a head start on their fuckery.
     
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  49. BellottiBold

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    Not sure I follow
     
  50. Joe Withabee

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    Texas lawmakers knew that the state would eventually become less diverse, and were quick to gerrymander the fuck out of the state districts. To what your post was probably actually about, yes, there should be massive protests about this bullshit in a city as liberal as Austin
     
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