Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

Damn good ad

 

Yeah but he was at Baylor when they were just Baylor

 

Will it really even be possible to vote for him at all?

 

He seems infinitely tighter than stinky ass Beto

 

I can kick Ted Cruz’s ass is a pretty compelling sales pitch.

 

"We don't have to be embarrassed by our senator" is such a pipe dream good line. I think I might just vote for this fellow

 

Power grid caught the woke mind virus obviously

 

Nobody wants to work anymore!

 

Cruz would just assume his natural goo puddle form and slink down the nearest drain.

 

Back when they only covered up basketball murderers

 

do your thing Allred. Should cross the aisle in a way that Beto never could

 

Teachers: Can we please get a raise to keep up with inflation and the cost of living?
Texas:

 

Lock all the doors and arm the educators that can only teach a micromanaged racist and ideological curriculum? I don’t think history has seen this before. I wonder how this plays out?

 

* school shooter attacks a class *

texas teachers:

 

Kids are going to end up getting shot by teachers.

 

I think you mean


Killing 10 innocent kids while completely missing the shooter

 

I get to take time from my Saturday to go vote because there is an attempted coup by the nut jobs in my school district. Luckily a couple nice ladies stepped up to run against the J6ers

 

Rip bozo

 

Clinton Mafia strikes again

 

What a hilarious end to that piece of shits life. If only that could start happening a bit more (looking at you God)

 

It's smite'in season

 

Dem senators signing off on this shit is the texas equivalent of the Florida house Cupid shuffle.

 

Well I may disagree with her bill but at least we can respect her intelligence and qualifications for being a representative for the people

 

She’s a very good representation of her constituents.

 

She’s what’s wrong with politics and we need more of that guy.

 

There should be bricks that fall from the sky and strike people who say things like door California my Texas.

 

If you’re there, God, this is your chance to prove yourself.

 

This is the second Texas video I've seen where people all of a sudden start coming up and standing behind the speaker. It just seems really creepy to me.

 

its like a voltron of assholes

 

Later bitch

 

Inappropriate affairs are the only thing taking these people down

 

Unless that inappropriate activity involves assaulting children then you get elevated to leadership positions

 

50% gains in less than a decade is really impressive. with these kind of gains, I think there's a real hope the rest of America can lay forth that Texans will actually just murder themselves into non-existence in a fairly reasonable frame of time.

 

Truly a shithole

 

That’s just being a good Christian

 

Just a Texan exercising his 2A rights at a mall on a Saturday

*warning this is a dead person after exercising his 2A rights*

Spoiler

 

Just a fun little vacation town nazi rally to stop a church charity drag show

 

Using California as a verb is the new “don’t tread on me” - both rallying cries for something no one is trying to do, but it gets cheers from the dimwits no matter the context.

 

Spit my lemonade. Bravo sir.

 

I'll be damned. A republican was finally shamed into accountability

 

it's because texas GOP has a super majority so they can expel a sex predator and it doesnt affect their agenda

 

DING. If they needed that vote…

 

Tbf they have a history of changing the thresholds when Ds pick up seats, but I assume they have some other sex offender ready to slide in