Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. steamengine

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    Fluid situation

     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    Was it the AG or Lt Gov of Texas that wanted us to sacrifice ourselves for the health of the economy?
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Little gov
     
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  4. jokewood

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    Brief light rain 1, my power 0
     
  5. kezarmyaj

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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My coworker lives in Conroe and said he lost power and hail was coming down sideways
     
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  7. IV

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    I like to think it’s your avatar saying this
     
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  8. ned's head

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    I've always been amazed that they haven't just found another idiot who hasn't committed a million crimes to slide in to do the same shit. He's nothing more than a merc

     
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  9. Gallant Knight

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    Wonder if he regrets shit talking the speaker
     
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  10. a.tramp

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    First rule of Texas GOP is regret nothing then spin, project, and protect. Get with the times.
     
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  11. steamengine

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    Phelan appears to not be fucking around



     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    If the party turns on Paxton he is fucked.
     
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  13. timo

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    Old dead eye Ken's racketeering operation must have stepped on some oil oligarch's dick at some point.
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Counter, what beans is Ken gonna spill if they take him out? Regardless
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  15. ned's head

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    He's gonna get got by a guy who goes to work drunk as shit. This place is run by an incredible collection of criminals and degenerates, which seems to be just fine by a majority of our voters.
     
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  16. steamengine

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    Man I just got a firsthand account of what’s going down and Abbott is basically burning it all down for school vouchers. Pub Ed is getting defunded, all the business boi tax breaks are being threatened, everything just because he feels he’s been out patriot’ed by meatball. It’s gonna be a bumpy decade unless people wake up and react.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    HB100 is as fucking shameful and damaging as anything I can remember in public Ed


    I hope All the Texas forever chud asshole teachers who vote R jump in front of trains

     
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  18. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    That’s scary
     
  19. steamengine

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  20. a.tramp

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    Holy shit that can’t be real. Burn the while fucking state to the ground if so.
     
  21. Gallant Knight

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    I’m going to be so disappointed when this doesn’t happen

     
  22. texasraider

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    Rudy for AG
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    Something something the devil you know. I am sure there is someone even more deplorable waiting in the wing. Texas GOP has steered even harder right since Paxton came to be.
     
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  24. pez

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    this is the same guy tweeting that under two different accounts.

    but hopefully yeah
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    He’s been a reporter at the legislature for like 30 years
     
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  26. pez

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    I’m curious which crime of his finally crossed the line
     
  27. kezarmyaj

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    tested positive for woke mind virus
     
  28. a.tramp

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    Bringing up beef with the Texas house speaker which makes GOP look potentially bad. That is the only crime that is not forgiven and it isn’t even a crime at all.
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is our TMB island funding idea: Woke Mind Virus Vaccine. We just give all these chuds a B12 shot and rake in the cash.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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  31. pez

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    oh no! Thoughts and prayers
     
  32. ned's head

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    Lmao, what? Sorry guys, I did embezzle millions, but it was in the last cycle

     
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  33. Gallant Knight

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  34. Sammy Meatballs

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    when do you announce your candidacy
     
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  35. Gallant Knight

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    Imma run for gov instead
     
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  36. IV

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    Damn that’s a good idea
     
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  37. Prospector

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  38. NineteenNine

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    Didn’t see that coming.
     
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  39. texasraider

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    Hi texasraider, this is Riley jo with Texas Family Project. While we were fighting to defend kids, #DrunkDade Phelan teamed up with Democrats to stop us.

    Now he's working with the Anti-Family Left to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton. Tell Phelan and the Democrats that it is time to get to work, not play political games.

    Petition:
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    Stop 2 End

    :roll::roll::roll:
     
  40. texasraider

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    This just shows environmental awareness
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    The funny part about this is it is just one single repube they decided to put in their crosshairs. Let’s do some more and see what shakes out.
     
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  42. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    ;)
     
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  44. BudKilmer

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    Paxton burning all those fucks wouldn’t bother me
     
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  45. southlick

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