Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    Wonder how that will be handled

    also, if you have one panelist who got fucked over on a comp case, them having the comp rate in their counter affidavit will totally fuck defense lawyers
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    Also, I’m guessing some dem judges will say that Medicare and comp rates aren’t relevant or are too prejudicial to even come in
     
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    I’m writing checks to lahood, little, and moody tomorrow. And to Ann Johnson who is my rep who voted against it
     
  4. ned's head

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    This place is the worst

    The Texas Senate gave preliminary approval Monday to a bill that would prevent cities or counties from holding a gun buyback program. The proposal also seeks to stop local governments from sponsoring or organizing such a program.

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  5. bruce bowen

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    :facepalm:

    I inherited enough guns to arm a small militia. Finally went to get rid of them and I was about to buy a locked case to transport them, prepared to have to re-register them out of the deceased's name etc. Go to a local gun consignment to talk to them and it was "Just put em in your trunk and park out back. Registration? Nope you don't need to do shit. You can actually "gift" a gun to anyone without needing to do anything". Oh ok this seems like a good system.
     
  6. fattus

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    What in the fuck
     
  7. a.tramp

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    So much freedom.
     
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  8. Gallant Knight

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    Chairman of the judiciary committee with a TLR binder during the tort reform debate last night

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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Mom went through that same shit when my grandfather passed away. Most of his guns were hunting rifles/ shotguns and went to my uncle because he’s also an avid deer/duck hunter and would use them. My mom got a few pistols and went to sell them and said that was way to easy for a gun considering what she went to trying to sell clothes to thrift shops.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    It feels like sessions have historically been filled with stupid fox news talking point bills that die before getting through, but there have been a lot of actual damaging bills passed this time.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    They had reasonable speakers of the house until this session

    burrows has gotten steamrolled by Patrick.
     
  12. NineteenNine

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    Government overreach from Austin is fine. As long as it’s not those feds telling us what to do.
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    i would love for the crazy contingent of the republican party who constantly complains that the texas house is a liberal body to actually experience a dem controlled house just once in their life.
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    mitch little told me i cant donate until the session is over lol.
     
  15. texasraider

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    Which immediately makes him the most ethical politician in Texas
     
  16. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I caught that last night when watching the feed; that should help beat these fucks in the future
     
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  17. fattus

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    Too long, read
     
  18. texasraider

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    A Nazi handbook
     
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  19. Gallant Knight

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  21. Gallant Knight

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    There is a nonzero chance Abbott vetos the THC ban

    Meatball Ron did in Florida and Abbott pretty much copied everything desantis did back when he was a rising star
     
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    The only way I see it is if he wants to make a run at president or if he wants to make patrick look bad. But then he'd also make everyone who voted for it look bad, but not sure if he cares about that
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    Kronberg thinks if he doesn’t veto it it’ll fall on him and not the legislature. Abbott is up for election next year
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    And the Dems voted for him!
     
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  26. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    what the fuck
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    Guessing that will not be happening again
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    lol at thinking Texas politicians give a single fuck about what their constituents want

    Abbott will veto the bill if he’s told it will help him politically and won’t if it won’t. Thats all that matters
     
  31. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    How it happened in the first place is beyond me (Joe moody is the answer).
     
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  32. fattus

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    Again

    what the fuck?
     
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  33. ned's head

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    This is the 2nd time this session that I learned of a bill that was so pro-constituent death that I thought could only be an onion bit (other being criminalizing fentanyl test strips).
     
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  34. bruce bowen

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    “Do yall ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history” is a great line but no, no they do not.
     
  35. kezarmyaj

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    this is a string of words Im not sure Ive ever seen together or will ever see again

    Just in: Texas' former solicitor general has left the AG's office amid sex misconduct allegations and a lawsuit outlining his apparent, months of detailed disclosures to colleagues about his sexual obsession with watching an asteroid anally rape the agency's No. 2 attorney in front of his kids.

    Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) 2025-05-28T14:35:47.208Z
     
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  37. dump bueckers

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    I am being dead serious. Judd Stone allegedly talked about this asteroid fantasy so often that the agency's No. 2, Brent Webster, discussed it with him and, later fearing for his and his family's safety, consulted with other top officials in the AG's office.

    Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) 2025-05-28T14:43:34.973Z
     
  38. ned's head

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    The sooner society assumes that every Republican is either a pedophile or a sex pest, the sooner we'll get back to being a normal country
     
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    Hey no kink shaming guys!
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    Third reading of senate bills deadline is today in the house

    anything that isnt passed by midnight is dead
     
  41. Gallant Knight

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    Hmm I guess he is somewhat concerned about a veto

     
  42. ned's head

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    LMAO it is. What a fucking dork. I hope he fries an egg on stage, too
     
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  43. bruce bowen

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    I'll beat this drum until a politician joins me
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  44. texasraider

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  45. bruce bowen

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    low effort idc
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  46. Henry Blake

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    gAtEwaYdRugS!!1
     
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    “See this is the industry I’m shutting down. These are dangerous drugs!”