Texas @ Michigan Game Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fucktx, Sep 4, 2024.

  1. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    whats the game bet?
     
  2. Constant

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    If either team wins, you have to stfu.

    We shook on it.
     
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  3. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    I'm rooting for college football and the loyal shitposters of TMB. I'm not sure how exactly that plays out on the field, but go us!
     
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  4. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    I bet that I’ll be very drunk in some random bar in Ann Arbor after the game no matter what happens
     
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  5. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    i opt out of any eating shit bets
     
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  6. 40wwttamgib

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    rude
     
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  7. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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  8. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    There’s really no point in any hostility between Longhorns and Wolverines. I’d like to think we’d all be able to share a laugh at Georgia. Could you imagine not being able to beat Alabama last year and still claiming to be the best team?
     
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  9. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    :awesomeface:
     
  10. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    Ricks american cafe is a high quality establishment
     
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  11. fuckthestateoftx

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    lmao it’s the same bar they have in East Lansing I know about Rick’s
     
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  12. dump

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  13. Constant

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    "People in Ann Arbor are not happy about this?" Pretty confident that nobody gives a shit about this awesome troll job.
     
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  14. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Right. Most non-student residents of Ann Arbor do not give a shit and are borderline antagonistic toward Michigan athletics. It’s gonna piss off a bunch of snowflake ass alumni and Walmart Wolverines on Saturday when they drive in.

    Congrats Cooper (whoever that is)?
     
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  15. B-Boy $P1

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    People get weird about flags
     
  16. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Walmart wolverine is an amazing term
     
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  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Plus one of you gave us barstool and one designed the modern Republican Party so there’s a lot of synergy.
     
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  18. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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  19. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    there are a lot of them

    spent a lot of time in Michigan this summer and the difference between the Walmart wolverines and the posters on this board is pretty insane
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Don’t you have some 100 follower tweets of young Italian chubby kids to be posting
     
  21. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    you mean one of the most viral people on the internet with thousands of likes? Keep up, pussy
     
  22. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Why do I feel like the flag thing is gunna turn out to be something that hotel does every week

    I mean saying its specifically Cooper that did it really makes it sus
     
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  23. OldazzNinjaman

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    It kinda reminds me of when delegates arriving from other countries. You’d have their flag with your own out for posterity
     
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  24. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    People are going to be PISSED about the Arkansas St flags
     
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  25. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    “I hear that Cooper Manning paid to have the Texas flag fly outside the Graduate hotel near campus. People in Ann Arbor are not happy about it.”

    Someone on reddit said that reads like a mad-lib
    :laugh:
     
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  26. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    We'll find out how mad Michigan fans actually are if we read in future weeks that Michigan fans paid them to put Michigan flags there to avoid this situation. And if that happens, that's some genius stuff from that hotel.
     
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  27. dome foam

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    I’ve heard tons of people are mad about this
     
  28. dome foam

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  29. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    the Campus Inn never would have engaged in this tomfoolery
     
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  30. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    let the record show
    Bit concerned about the secondary
     
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  31. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    Leaving my house at 4am so I can get there early enough to have pregame beers
     
  32. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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  33. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    A Glen Powell video and not a single shot of him shirtless?

    Get this bullshit out of here.
     
  34. dump

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    It sucks that I’m gonna have to hate Glen Powell but thats on me for not doing my research beforehand
     
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  35. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    You chose a life of misery this just adds to it
     
  36. dump

    dump #1 sabrina ionescu and oregon duck hater
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    It sucks that he chose to root for a bovine cult rooted in racist songs
     
  37. teel

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    if ya feel it, chase it
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    The Campus Inn used to fly the flags of all the Big Tem schools and ND when we were playing them. Since it became The Graduate, I have no idea. Cooper Manning was an investor in the group that used to own The Graduate group of hotels, but they sold to Hilton last spring.
     
  39. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    Who cares, frankly. Until they steal our living Wolverine mascot and paint it puke orange, we will be fine.
     
  40. ~ taylor ~

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    I’m sick of Big Noon home games. We’re planning on leaving at 7am. I would rather sleep in and roll down at noon for a night game.
     
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  41. dump

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  42. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I'm sure you will all be happy to know that my uncle (a ut season ticket holder who lives in DFW) is currently in the air and will be landing in Ann Arbor in a short time
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    I’m also not wearing maize. Maize Outs are fine for night games. Not noon games when we’re playing a team that wears off maize.
     
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  44. ~ taylor ~

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    They’re descending like locusts covered in daddy’s oil money.
     
  45. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Wait
    Yalls official color is corn?

    That's embarrassing

    #Nebraska Cornhuskers
     
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  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Welcome to Rivals.com in 2003, ladies and gentlemen
     
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  47. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Lolz, you're so funny
     
  48. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    You know what they say.. Day’s out, Maize out.
     
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  49. dump

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    wow what a fake michigan man you are
     
  50. pianoman

    pianoman my drinks are free
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    Michigan corn > Nebraska corn
     
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