Texas @ Michigan Game Thread

whats the game bet?

 

If either team wins, you have to stfu.

We shook on it.

 

I'm rooting for college football and the loyal shitposters of TMB. I'm not sure how exactly that plays out on the field, but go us!

 

i opt out of any eating shit bets

 

rude

 

There’s really no point in any hostility between Longhorns and Wolverines. I’d like to think we’d all be able to share a laugh at Georgia. Could you imagine not being able to beat Alabama last year and still claiming to be the best team?

 

Ricks american cafe is a high quality establishment

 

"People in Ann Arbor are not happy about this?" Pretty confident that nobody gives a shit about this awesome troll job.

 

Right. Most non-student residents of Ann Arbor do not give a shit and are borderline antagonistic toward Michigan athletics. It’s gonna piss off a bunch of snowflake ass alumni and Walmart Wolverines on Saturday when they drive in.

Congrats Cooper (whoever that is)?

 

Walmart wolverine is an amazing term

 

Plus one of you gave us barstool and one designed the modern Republican Party so there’s a lot of synergy.

 

Don’t you have some 100 follower tweets of young Italian chubby kids to be posting

 

Why do I feel like the flag thing is gunna turn out to be something that hotel does every week

I mean saying its specifically Cooper that did it really makes it sus

 

It kinda reminds me of when delegates arriving from other countries. You’d have their flag with your own out for posterity

 

“I hear that Cooper Manning paid to have the Texas flag fly outside the Graduate hotel near campus. People in Ann Arbor are not happy about it.”

Someone on reddit said that reads like a mad-lib

 

We'll find out how mad Michigan fans actually are if we read in future weeks that Michigan fans paid them to put Michigan flags there to avoid this situation. And if that happens, that's some genius stuff from that hotel.

 

I’ve heard tons of people are mad about this

 

Damn I’m not sure we can manage 10 pts

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8JMwFL7/

 

the Campus Inn never would have engaged in this tomfoolery

 

let the record show

Bit concerned about the secondary

 

A Glen Powell video and not a single shot of him shirtless?

Get this bullshit out of here.

 

It sucks that I’m gonna have to hate Glen Powell but thats on me for not doing my research beforehand

 

It sucks that he chose to root for a bovine cult rooted in racist songs

 

if ya feel it, chase it

 

The Campus Inn used to fly the flags of all the Big Tem schools and ND when we were playing them. Since it became The Graduate, I have no idea. Cooper Manning was an investor in the group that used to own The Graduate group of hotels, but they sold to Hilton last spring.

 

Who cares, frankly. Until they steal our living Wolverine mascot and paint it puke orange, we will be fine.

 

I’m sick of Big Noon home games. We’re planning on leaving at 7am. I would rather sleep in and roll down at noon for a night game.

 

I'm sure you will all be happy to know that my uncle (a ut season ticket holder who lives in DFW) is currently in the air and will be landing in Ann Arbor in a short time

 

I’m also not wearing maize. Maize Outs are fine for night games. Not noon games when we’re playing a team that wears off maize.

 

They’re descending like locusts covered in daddy’s oil money.

 

Wait
Yalls official color is corn?

That's embarrassing

#Nebraska Cornhuskers

 

Welcome to Rivals.com in 2003, ladies and gentlemen

 

Lolz, you're so funny

 

You know what they say.. Day’s out, Maize out.

 

wow what a fake michigan man you are

 

Michigan corn > Nebraska corn