Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. fucktx

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    He was a 20 year old rookie. He projects as an all star with 20+ hr potential. Bogaerts was bad last year as well.
     
  2. jltperson

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    And Gallo projects to hit 40 bombs a year, it doesn't mean he should be hitting 3rd in our lineup right now

    Ideally, odor would be in the minors right now
     
  3. fucktx

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    Gallo is much less polished than Odor. Gallo would be much worse in the majors. Odor killed it at every level. Gallo still struggles to make contact on a regular basis. You're right that he should be in the minors. He'll probably start hitting major league pitching the way he did in the minors soon enough.
     
  4. jltperson

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    I don't get why you think I don't think odor will be good. I just think it's funny that our leadoff hitter had an obp under .300 in about 3/4 of a season

    I like odor
     
  5. fucktx

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    yeah it's definitely not ideal but our offense sucks anyways.
     
  6. BayouMafia

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    ha ha holy shit Elvis
     
  7. fucktx

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    elvis is still a fag
     
  8. BayouMafia

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    at least we have Nick Martinez' Cy Young campaign to keep this season interesting
     
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  9. dallasdawg

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    wish we could play a rookie pitcher every night
     
  10. fucktx

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    Ranaudo sucks

    :{
     
  11. dallasdawg

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  12. fucktx

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    Jesus he's getting lit the fuck up
     
  13. dallasdawg

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    Were going to have to eat a lot of Elvis' contract
     
  14. BMR

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    The suck is strong
     
  15. Pokes

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    This is my nightmare
     
  16. El_Pato

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    Hey guys good thing we got rid of the boomstick
     
  17. fucktx

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  18. BayouMafia

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    can't blame Josh that bitch is nuts

    I bet she takes him for everything though
     
  19. BayouMafia

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    of course she was

    :loldog:

    at this point I don't even hate Josh anymore I just feel bad for him
     
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  20. fucktx

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    I read that any time he has relapsed it has been because of that cunt. Supposedly we're looking to bring him back if the Angels dump his ass.
     
  21. fucktx

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    Offense?!

    :warn:
     
  22. Pokes

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    What is this
     
  23. BayouMafia

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    big fan of these Mariners uniforms
     
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  24. BayouMafia

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    Fucking hell Beltre
     
  25. * J Y *

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    save us neftali you're our only hope
     
  26. dallasdawg

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    jltman you got your wish, Feliz on the mound in the 8th
     
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  30. jltperson

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    That was smart. I'm not sure letting him throw 40 pitches is smart though
     
  31. * J Y *

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    what a complete fucking meltdown FUCK
     
  32. rainey

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    Feliz is going to die from overuse
     
  33. fucktx

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    It's not that big of a deal guys. Injuries blow. The team is going to suck and lose a lot of games no matter what. The more games they lose, the higher the draft pick. Rather lose to the Mariners than the Angels and A's.
     
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  34. * J Y *

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    Whats the real state of the franchise? It feels like Choo was a horrible mistake.
     
  35. jltperson

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    We are bad, and we are old and expensive, but we aren't as far from being good as it may seem and help is coming soon
     
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  36. fucktx

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    Lots of young guys will come up soon and they'll try to just dump the bad contracts on someone. Probably Choo. Fielder can be a DH for a while.
     
  37. * J Y *

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    So whats the future look like? I can deal with another throw away season if we are building something legit.
     
  38. rainey

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    Choo is an awful contract, the front years were supposed to make up for the lost contributions on the back end. One of the worst contracts in baseball. I am so over giving 30+ year olds 20+ million a year.
     
  39. rainey

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    Somebody explain to me why Ross was traded? Granted he wasn't good last year, but he was still a viable arm out of the bullpen and the SP prospect they got from the Red Sox sucks.
     
  40. jltperson

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    Potential lineup/rotation next year

    Yu (at least by like May), Holland, Perez, Chi Chi, Martinez

    C - Chirinos/? (Doubt Alfaro is up to start the year)
    1B - Fielder
    2B - Roogie
    3B - Gallo
    SS - Elvis/Profar
    LF - Mazara (seems aggressive but I've heard people mention its possible if he keeps hitting)
    CF - Leonys
    RF - ?
    DH - Beltre

    Gallo could move to first and make Fielder DH as well (I just like the idea of having Gallo at third)
     
  41. jltperson

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    I imagine they thought the SP prospect wouldnt suck

    Ross has a 6 ERA right now
     
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  42. steamengine

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    Spin it!
     
  43. fucktx

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    Ross blows cock now. Should have kept Ogando if they were going to keep anyone.
     
  44. fucktx

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    I hope they can eat half of Choo's contract and dump him.
     
  45. fucktx

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  46. dallasdawg

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    Welcome back josh
     
  47. dallasdawg

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    Now please be a little less of a fgt than last time
     
  48. Pokes

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    What the fuck man
     
  49. fucktx

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  50. fsugrad99

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    Single Josh is ready to rake?