Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. BayouMafia

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    I think I put a good one :idk:
     
  2. fucktx

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    oh i didn’t even check it im dumb
     
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  3. fucktx

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    odor can never hurt us again

    blessed be thy name
     
  4. BayouMafia

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    I mean he could absolutely rake when we play the Yankees, but not sure that would hurt. What is dead may never die.
     
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    i don’t give a shit what he does as long as we don’t have to watch him strikeout 4 times a game every day
     
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  6. Pokes

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    I fully expect him to absolutely rake for the next three seasons now that he’s out of the Ranger’s vortex of suck
     
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  7. fucktx

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    idk elvis is even worse now
     
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  8. texasraider

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    to be fair I could hit 30 bombs per year in that stupid ass stadium
     
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  9. dump

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    Dunning looks decent
     
  10. fucktx

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    dunning is good

    he was always going to be our best pitcher
     
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  11. Pokes

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    Lol we are just going to be shitty, we’re going to be historically shitty
     
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  12. fucktx

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    honestly they’re probably better than last year
     
  13. fsugrad99

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    Hahaha whatever
     
  14. texasraider

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    Gallo is such an enigma.

    Leads the league in walks.

    Has one extra base hit.

    OBP .482

    SLG% .350
     
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  15. fsugrad99

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    I love Joey and I want him to kick ass this year so we can trade him for something
     
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  16. fsugrad99

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    This team sucks

    But Adolis Garcia is cool
     
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  17. fucktx

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    he’s old tho which sucks
     
  18. fsugrad99

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    Lol, we’re not even trying to win and we’re better than the #Houston Astros
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    The Astros are terrible. They had a better bullpen when the plan was to lose 100 games.
     
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  21. steamengine

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    Very Arlington of your little cute organization to even be shitty at losing
     
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  22. fsugrad99

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    ...

    ...

    Goddammit
     
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  23. fucktx

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    mad

    :cool:
     
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  24. fucktx

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    houston sports the last year lol
     
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  25. steamengine

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    Arlington sports literally forever outside of like three cocaine fueled cowboys seasons
     
  26. dump

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    imagine if our best athlete sexually assaulted 20+ women
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

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    It seems like the Rockies aren't even trying to put a competitive team out there this year and they didn't have much trouble with the Astros this week, it was not enjoyable ;)
     
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  28. steamengine

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    That would probably be an improvement over the only good team (90s cowboys) y’all ever had
     
  29. steamengine

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  30. dump

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  31. dump

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  32. fsugrad99

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    They’re not good

    But they aren’t a bunch of complete bums either

    Soooooooo.....progress???
     
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  33. Pokes

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    It’s a hell of a lot more watchable than the pile of shit they ran out every night last season
     
  34. fucktx

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  35. fsugrad99

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    Still not great

    But they got me watching again
     
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  36. fucktx

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    anything is better than last year
     
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  37. fucktx

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    this team will be a lot of fun when they call up huff and jung
     
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  38. a.tramp

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    Just left the game, wife wanted to take the 10 month old to his first game on Mother’s Day. We went to our seats and stayed there for 1 inning as the section was full but I only counted 10 people wearing masks in it. We spotted the nosebleeds across the field virtually empty so trekked around there.

    Thoughts on new ballpark. What old ballpark? Fucking A.C. man. Will take that 10/10 times over a pretty convection oven.
     
  39. dump

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    WE ARE .500
     
  40. texasraider

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    how long is huff supposed to be out?
     
  41. fucktx

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    probably a couple of months
     
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  42. BayouMafia

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  43. Pokes

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    Somebody needs to do a wellness check on Tom Grieve
     
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  44. texasraider

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    :tebow:
     
  45. texasraider

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    Josh Lewin will probably go to the funeral because he's just the best
     
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  46. Pokes

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    I would kill to get him back in the booth instead of CJ. Raymond seems like a good dude though
     
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  47. texasraider

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    worst decision the rangers/FSSW ever made was letting him walk
     
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  49. texasraider

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    the best
     
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