Texas Rangers - Go Stars!

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  1. texasraider

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    Goddamn why did I waste three hours of my life watching that
     
  2. Pokes

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    Bringing in old washed up volquez for the 9th was dumb. Bringing in fucking spare Jesse Chavez should lose somebody a fucking job. Fuck Jesse Chavez. Fuck him so much
     
  3. dtx

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    at least lance lynn is fat and awesome
     
  4. dtx

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    oh well at least jd will finally get fired

    fuck the team up, suck shit at drafting, have an awful farm system
     
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  5. Pokes

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    I don’t think I’ve ever hated a ranger (outside of Oswalt and Berkman) as much as I hate that guy fierri wannabe piece of shit
     
  6. dtx

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    idk man i really fucking hate odor
     
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  7. dtx

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    hopefully the stars quit playing like shit
     
  8. dtx

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    why do i watch this shit every day
     
  9. BayouMafia

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    let's go back to no sports
     
  10. Pokes

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    Pretty sure I just watched odor lose his job tonight :pray:
     
  11. dtx

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    dietrich sucks but at least he’s not odor
     
  12. Zebbie

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    I just looked at the stats - good God, they need to bury his ass on the end of the bench already
     
  13. Fire Jimbob

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    we’re on a winning streak you guys
     
  14. BayouMafia

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    nice jinx
     
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  15. Pokes

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    lol jk

     
  16. texasraider

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    if we play him every day, maybe he'll get a career ending injury and insurance will pick up his salary
     
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  17. dtx

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    elvis is no better than odor and he costs more

    fuck both of them
     
  18. Fire Jimbob

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    another win?!?!?!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. dtx

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    lance lynn is the only good player on this whole fucking team
     
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  20. fsugrad99

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    Fly fat ass fly
     
  21. dtx

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    this team is so god damn boring to watch
     
  22. BayouMafia

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    Guys, have we upgraded to mediocre?
     
  23. Pokes

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    Dietrich probably isn’t the long term solution but I’ve seen enough to know odor shouldn’t see another inning this year
     
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  24. dtx

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    dietrich isn’t shit but odor is even worse than that
     
  25. Fire Jimbob

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    GUYS WE ARE AN ABOVE .500 TEAM NOW

    SUCK ON DEEZ NUTZ dtx

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  26. dtx

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    odor just hit a hr

    bought himself 7 more weeks in the lineup
     
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  27. Fire Jimbob

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    lets keep shitting on the team and at this pace we are playoff bound
     
  28. dtx

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    odor hits a 2 run hr

    also odor fucks up a fairly routine play which allows the rockies to hit a 3 run hr
     
  29. Fire Jimbob

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    odor with a 2 rbi double dtx
     
  30. dtx

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    they’re down 7-2
     
  31. Fire Jimbob

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    7-3*
     
  32. texasraider

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    go mavs
     
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  33. dtx

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    my god this team sucks
     
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  34. dtx

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    gonna get swept by the mariners

    hell yeah
     
  35. texasraider

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    Play the kids
     
  36. texasraider

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    I'll take that for a guy who has been terrible and has an expiring contract
     
  37. texasraider

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    fuck me. Fully on board with firing JD
     
  38. BayouMafia

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    I don't care if we get a bunch of stale Topps gum for Rougie, if someone is willing to take him you finalize it quick
     
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  39. dtx

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    fuck jd
     
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  40. BayouMafia

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    getting my hopes up
     
  41. bhrangerfan0809

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    FO has no idea what they’re doing. This is embarrassing.
     
  42. dtx

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    we’re only roughly 10 ml pieces away from competing with zero top tier prospects

    fuck yeah
     
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  43. fsugrad99

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    I'm fully on board with the idea that ownership took public money, gonna strip it down and sell
     
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  44. Kinghorn817

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    Fuck this team and front office

    A tale old as time, every fucking year: “Let’s hold off and wait a year to trade our super cheap player with multiple years of control. Maybe next year we can get more for these players, even though they will have less years left on their cheap contract and will most likely be playing worse!!!”

    Every fucking trade deadline. Never flip these cheap players when they’re actually playing well. Drives me insane. What the fuck.
     
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  45. dtx

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    2027 is our year!

    oh wait, they can’t draft worth a fuck either
     
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  46. Kinghorn817

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    Yeah but we got more international pool money! We can get a 16 year old South American player that has a ~5% of making a majors and even then it will most likely take a good 4-5 years for him to be playing in the majors! Sick!
     
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  47. Fire Jimbob

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    you guys are so over the too dramatic over the most random sport there is
     
  48. Pokes

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    This franchise is so shitty
     
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