Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. dump

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    I'm not gonna miss the 100 degree day games
     
  2. BayouMafia

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    I officially regret my 'Yes' vote
     
  3. texasraider

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    I demand a re-design
     
  4. dump

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  5. fucktx

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    • It’s unlikely that the Rangers will bring back veteran righty Colby Lewis, as Jeff Wilson of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports. Though “the door’s open,” per GM Jon Daniels, he adds that he doesn’t “foresee anything happening at this point” with Lewis. Texas would be interested only in a minor-league arrangement, it seems, due in part to questions over Lewis’s health outlook.
     
  6. fsugrad99

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    Fare the well Lake Dad

    Off to pick up cases of Coors at Wal Mart in the sky
     
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  7. texasraider

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    Did Lance Berkman die?
     
  8. fsugrad99

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    Yes

    Yes he did
     
  9. dallasdawg

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    Got sick and pass away
     
  10. Pokes

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    He was dead long before he played for us
     
  11. fucktx

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  12. Pokes

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    He's just the best :ohgosh:
     
  13. BayouMafia

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    So we're looking at

    Yu
    Hamels
    Perez

    and then what? After last year I don't trust Cashner not sucking ass.

    I read a while back that Ross won't be ready until May, so is Griffin #5 or is it Mendez's spot to lose?

    also Jeb! Almighty come join the thread
     
  14. Jeb! Almighty

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    Yu
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    Griffin/Ross
    Cashner

    It's 100% Griffin until Ross is back.
     
  15. BayouMafia

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    :killme:
     
  16. Soup

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    Me and the roommate were trying to predict the batting line up. What do y'all think?

    Choo
    Odor
    Beltre
    Napoli
    Lucroy
    Andrus
    Gomes
    Mazara
    Gallo
    Rua
    Profar
    Hamilton

    Those are pretty much the options.
     
  17. dallasdawg

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    Are we still looking at any other FA or are we rolling with Napoli, Gallo, Hamilton, Rua at 1B?
     
  18. Soup

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    Throw Loney and Profar into the platoon. I haven't heard any other names.
     
  19. El_Pato

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    Gonna head to San Diego for the WBC. And then hit up Spring Training on the way back.
     
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  20. dallasdawg

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    :winning:
     
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  21. al1

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    My dream of being Cactus league champs is officially dashed
     
  22. El_Pato

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    The main goal of the cactus league is to get drunk. Who gives a fuck, the years we go to the playoffs we finish last
     
  23. al1

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    Bless your heart
     
  24. El_Pato

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    Ive gone every year, for 6 years. They've never let me down.
     
  25. BayouMafia

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    the Real Sports feature on Matt Bush was tough
     
  26. Pokes

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    Hey guys :texassmug:
     
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  27. El_Pato

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  28. Joe Withabee

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    He's going by Jeb! Almighty now
     
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  30. dump

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    I wish
     
  31. Pokes

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    Anybody going to opening day
     
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  32. fsugrad99

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    This year....I dunno

    Kinda terrified
     
  33. dump

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  34. Jeb! Almighty

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    i proudly wear my rangers shit everywhere here thanks

    i thought we were friends dump is it because i moved to houston
     
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  35. dump

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    yes
     
  36. Jeb! Almighty

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    i even told you that your glitter beard looked tite on fb yesterday

    :(
     
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  37. * J Y *

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    dump why are you being so mean today
     
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  38. Jeb! Almighty

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    if i sent you a selfie of myself with a glitter beard would you like me more
     
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  39. dump

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    I lash out at those that mean the most to me
     
  40. * J Y *

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    :tebow:
     
  41. Jeb! Almighty

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    if any of you are in houston when the rangers come here y'all should let me know

    gonna try to go to every game they're here except for day games
     
  42. Jeb! Almighty

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    i haven't even talked to you in like a month fam
     
  43. a.tramp

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    I think I know who the FUCK you are
     
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  44. Jeb! Almighty

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    add me of fb if you do

    idgaf i don't try to hide my identity
     
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  45. Jeb! Almighty

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    i posted a pic of myself in the tinder thread a couple of days ago if you want to make sure
     
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  46. a.tramp

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    Just did
     
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  47. Jeb! Almighty

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    it's lit
     
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  48. Jeb! Almighty

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    The rangers will probably win 85-90 games as long as Ross doesn't suck because the offense will be great
     
  49. Pokes

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    I still haven't met dump irl and it makes me sad
     
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