Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

Oh dear

 

Josh Smith > Josh Jung

 

But Allard sure as fuck did

Best get ya ass back to Round Rock

 

We got the band back together Cornelius Suttree

 

We’re geniuses again

 

Being reported Brock Porter signed.

 

Are….are we competent?

 

Give Chris Young an extension

 

I will always love Joey cause hitting the ball a long ways is rad as fuck

 

He’s definitely at the game

 

I’m pretty fine with only making a small move or two tomorrow

Trade Matt Moore and not much else

 

Seems like a decent enough return

 

Kinsler is a HOFer!

 

I’m ok with this

 

Eh

 

ITS HAPPENING

 

Elvis and Jon today

 

Nothing but love for JD

 

Bold move if nothing else

 

Hey we got Mike Maddux back!

But now Dayton Moore is part of the organization :(

 

RIP porn :(

 

It’s half signing the best pitcher in baseball when healthy and half showing the fans that they’re at least trying. I’ll take it.

Now go get Rodon

 

Once again, if it works out, awesome!

If it doesn’t, that’s $185 million less our shithead owners have to give to the Trump campaign

 

Gbr

 

I love that there wasn't a single post ITT during spring training. Go Rangers.

 

We're not offseason champs

 

We're not in-season champs either, but hey, at least we have a shot at a winning record!

 

Jacob deGrom have my babies

 

OH NO WE SUCK AGAIN

 

I almost got in an altercation walking to the head during the national anthem. 2 asshats commented “keep on walking, the national anthem is playing” while I was headed to the bathroom. My response was “show some respect and stop talking, our national anthem is on.” Their american flag ranger hats almost hit the floor from their heart position.

I fucking hate this place.