Texas Rangers - They’re still shitty

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  1. wtx

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    We won a game last night, guys!

    :D
     
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  2. BayouMafia

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    I don't think we'll ever lose again :feelsgoodman:
     
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  3. wtx

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    Colbra was in vintage form last night.

    :ohgosh:
     
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  4. dump

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    WOOOOOO
     
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  5. wtx

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    Damn dump still had over 100k posts
     
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  6. Joe Withabee

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    Shit
     
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  7. dump

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    I had close to a 1:1 post to like ratio since 2013
     
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  8. Pokes

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    Beltre falling down mid swing killed me last night
     
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  9. wtx

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    Colby Lewis got his 55th win with the Rangers tonight. When he got his first win — July 4, 2002 — Rougned Odor was 8 years old.
     
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  10. El_Pato

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    Back to shit tonight
     
  11. dump

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    OH NO WE SUCK AGAIN
     
  12. texasraider

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    When are we gonna get some pitchin and hittin and defense up in here
     
  13. jltperson

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    Elvis is the worst player in baseball
     
  14. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    We're going to suck this year guys. At least they play the Astros this weekend. Anyone going?
     
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  15. jltperson

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    I wish I was going

    But last night was the worst display of defense I have ever seen in a baseball game.

    price foul pop up blunder, Prince not being able to scoop a tough throw on elvis' first error, elvis andrus in general, detwiler butchered a play or two, smolinski lost a ball between his legs, Cheerios defensive play in general

    Jesus Christ that was bad
     
  16. jltperson

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    Like detwiler obviously wasn't good, but he got fucked over by bad defense and some tough luck hits

    He also was missing his spots and nearly gave up a grand slam so I don't feel bad for him
     
  17. wtx

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    Should have left Detwiler as a reliever and went all in with Chi Chi
     
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  18. dallasdawg

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    Elvis is on pace for about 300 errors
     
  19. wtx

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    Should have kept kins and traded elvis

    :feelsbadman:
     
  20. jltperson

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    Chirinos makes Carlos Corporan look like prime Yadier Molina
     
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  21. wtx

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    The only good thing about this team will be odor and Beltre
     
  22. jltperson

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    It might have been rua that lost the ball between his legs actually

    Rua has been bad. It's only been three games so I'm not going to write him off, but he has been horrible
     
  23. BMR

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    We are shitty
     
  24. jltperson

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    Today
    Choo hitting 2nd
    Prince DHing
    Elvis hitting 7th

    This should be our everyday lineup
     
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  25. BMR

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    But he did the no hitter thing!
     
  26. wtx

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    Elvis should bat 9th imo
     
  27. jltperson

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    Yeah I agree but it's hard to say we need to move Carlos Corporan or odor up in the lineup :laugh:
     
  28. texasraider

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    this team sucks /mikerhyner
     
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  29. a.tramp

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    wohoo, finally found this joint, now let's party
     
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  30. wtx

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    Odor is going to be a much better hitter than elvis but it might take a little bit.
     
  31. Joe Withabee

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    :cerealkiller:Should be there Saturday. I'm pissed because I bought the best available tickets the day they went on sale, and then the fucks opened up all the better seating last week or so.
     
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  32. captbunch

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    one thing that Bannister is going to do, or so it seems, is not be afraid to move things around. Elvis needs to hit down unless he pulls his head out.
     
  33. wtx

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    Elvis is a faggot who we overpaid for by a lot.
     
  34. jltperson

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    we might win the world series
     
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  35. wtx

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    Sorry about your brother Rammer Jammer

    The Rangers fucking suck so I'm sure he'll have his opportunity to no hit them at some point
     
  36. Pokes

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    I'll be there tomorrow :chatzy:
     
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  37. dump

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  38. wtx

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    Beltre is the fucking best.
     
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  39. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    We suck

    But today was pretty good
     
  40. wtx

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    BayouMafia

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    5ip, 4h 0er, 0bb, 6k on 76 pitches
     
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  41. Lifeiskilingme79

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    You misspelled Smolinski. Odor and Smolinski.
     
  42. bhrangerfan0809

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    Pleasantly surprised with Big Dick Nick's outing yesterday.
     
  43. bhrangerfan0809

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    Round Rock starting pitchers for their next three games (FRI-SAT-SUN): Luke Jackson - Wandy Rodriguez - Chi Chi Gonzalez

    :ohgosh:


    oh and Ross Wolf on Monday


    curious to see how Wandy does, btw
     
  44. The Hit King

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    Going to opening day today. I'm pretty excited.
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    gotta gets da boot back!
     
  46. Rammer Jammer

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    Yall got him yesterday hats off don't expect that next time tough
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    good season Dutch see you next year
     
  48. wtx

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    I'm dead as FUCK

    Killed myself a few minutes ago
     
  49. a.tramp

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    This is just silly
     
  50. BayouMafia

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